Originally posted by Emperor: Geel_jire, hadalkaa ma dadka aan kuqancin inay cararayeen sida halkan lagu soo bandhigay miyaad u wadaa? Horta hadii loo ooyayo xabashida iyo hadi kale waa baab gooni ah, waxa la isku dhex qaso, topiganse kahadalkiisa iyo fikrad kadhiibasha waa inaad kala ogtahay. Ogowna qofka waxa uu jecelyahay iyo sida arintu tahay waa inaad ukala qeexi kartaa Oo Geeljire haduu irahda rag somaleed ayaa xabashi u oyaayo,fikrad maahan miyaa taas?

If he can't catch him in the act, Taako,theres a difference between a romour & accusations. I didnt not accuse the Puppet PM of indulging in Extra marital affair, I just said his mistress is a Tigre. That doesnt mean that i said he is sleeping with a tigre mistress,i just said that he has a Tigre Mistress.

Originally posted by Taako Man: Faraax They are great men that have brought back governance to Somalia and are men who will be remembered as Somali greats. Such a lifeless statment. No passion whatsoever LOL...Taako,You dont even beleive that! LOL

Most Somali men are not Yusuf and Geedi Mashallah,You finally realized that. They are traitors who brought gaalo Xabashis to invade their country...

Originally posted by General Duke: ^^^He ran away from Mogadishu rockets but the deputy speaker, minister of interior, deputy defence minister, chief of police, commander of armed forces are all there, oh so is the President. Unlike the clan courts who ran away when the bullets started flying the TFG is in home soil.. Tookadiisa waaye to have a break...Its hard to constantly live in fear Yaa Duke. Look at the picture,the man looks very relieved. Teeda kale,i would have guessed for you to say something a little bit along the lines like, the president and the PM cannot be in the same place @ once ....Ponder on that for a minute.

Prime Minister Gheedi arrived today in Nairobi in order to rally support Translation: He ran away from rockets,insurgents & unfreindly Mog residents. Taako,The Prime Minister's mistress is a TIGRE Besides,Taako,Most Somali men & Africa politicians in general are married to more than one wife. Taas ma ka fikirtay?

Originally posted by General Duke: ^^^Incremental steps are being taken saxib, . General, that is quite conjecturable of you, well hardly shocking but, I think you are running out of words to sugarcoat & spin this regime's dirty deeds. Frankly, you need to face the actuality of the situation on the ground. If rockets being fired into the Palace won’t wake you up, then, I believe you are in a heavy slumber. a while back many here used to swear that Yusuf would never set foot in Mogaduishu, then they said he will never return and now you are talking about welcomes *Sigh*! Adeer,President Yussuf was unable to come to Mog on his own.He was incapabable of coming to MOG on his own. He was Afraid to come to MOG on his own...He had to do it with the help of Ethiopia's army & America's Money. We are witnessing the greatest change in 20 years. Peace is at hand. *Sigh again* Duke,You are dreaming that you are witnessing peace now. Let me remind you[lest you forgot]that we have SEEN & WITNESSED peace in MOG just recently!

Originally posted by General Duke: I think many here are just sounding desperate, much like the clan court "insurgency". Yusuf landed in the airport and his arrival was aired by all the radio stations. There is no power in Somalia that could get the old warrior out of Mogadishu now, its too late. Also it was him who requested the parliment to vote on favour of the TFG cabinet & executive to relocate from Baidoa to Mogadishu.. I think you are the one who is desperate for the old man to walk into a villa full of flag waving patriots. Adeer,runtii,as you pasted somewhere else,the President of the TFG[The warlord govt that was catapulted to power by ethiopia] was instead welcomed with rockets. No rose petals & kids waving flags,unfortunatly.

Zoologists have known for many years that homosexuality isn't uncommon among animals. (My own cat has raised suspicions ever since he tried to mount a cowering male dachshund.) But I was surprised to learn recently that male sheep exhibit homosexuality at least as often as humans: roughly 8% of rams turn out to have sex exclusively with other rams. You guys are talking about kids,the Gay community is defending the rights of gay Rams Yep,Rams are gay folks!!

May Allah Grant them Jannatul Firdos.

Ever since the defeat of the Islamists, the TFG’s popularity has been improving. The people of Puntland, the people of Digil and Mirifle of the inter-Riverine area, the people of the lower Jubba, the unionist segment of the people of “Somaliland” and the people of the central lands, including a majority of the population of Mugadishu, see the TFG is the only way for Somalia to emerge from the reigning dark forces and hegemony and disunity and the situation You name it,they support it. The people of heblow & the people of heblay support it kulaha. The US surgeon general,should prescribe Mr Hiraad,Rather Puppet Hiraad, as an over the counter sleep aid. What a windbag!! Classic Puppet speak is quoted below: The Exploitation of Islam as a Political Tool Using Ethiopia as a Scapegoat

Originally posted by Violet: . Supporting the ICU pre-war is understandable, You did say that earlier abayo, I heard you the first time & i actually quoted you. Ilaahow ku kori,Amiin dheh

I understand how people could have supported the ICU pre-war, I will give credit were credit is due; they pacified Mogadishu and I don't know one person who doesn't applaud this achievement of theirs.. Dear Violet,Thank you for playing the trivia. Enjoy your weekend Walaashis.

I can't take u seriously when u say that word. It's one of those words that tickles me Which word? Calooley or Xaar? This food,Kirishmirish,has got to be the Nastiest food in the world,Yuck!!

Vilot,Maybe you can debunk my statement better than Taako. For peace,for prosperity,for patriotism,for standing up to world superpowers(using Ethiopia), for ending 16+ years of warlordism? ^^^ Do you have to be a religious person to be against this warlord Gov't?

Originally posted by Taako Man: Just like Abshir Bacadle eh? This was about K'Naan. I gave you my opinion of why K’naan (or anyone) would support the IUC. Its not because of Clan, I don’t belong to that clan & here I am supporting them. I don’t know why you are comparing Bacadle with K'naan. He is a great Abwaan, One who decided to support this unpopular conglomerate of Warlords. Warlords, with Somali blood on their suits. You need to expand and think beyond this qabil circle you are on here. Not everyone supports their clan, sure it’s a great Qaraan deed but sometimes you got to be principled & stop being the proverbial Lax. Many people in this forum do not share your opinion; you have been given every conceivable reason why this govt is the wrong one for Somalia. You refuse to admit one wrong for this TFG. If you are rationally supporting this warlord govt on principles, at least you would have admitted one or two faults in them. Every regime has faults, failures & bad policy makers. You come in here every day defending every decision & action taken by this govt, including those that involved Somalis being bombed & killed under terrorists search. Don’t you see how absurd that is? But hey, for whatever reason, you have wholeheartedly accepted & unconditionally embraced this warlord government. Taako, we have exhausted arguments here, only thing I can say is "to each his own". You support your weak foreign troop needing warlords, while I oppose them. Deal?

Originally posted by Taako Man: How can a singer who sings support the ICU who ban these types of things? For peace,for prosperity,for patriotism,for standing up to world superpowers(using Ethiopia), for ending 16+ years of warlordism? Any of that make sense yaa Taako?

Originally posted by Jimcaale: Cara, Faarax is confused about Kirishoomirish. Only about 20% of it is actually calooleey. I doubt inuu Faarax waligiis tijaabiyey. What is the other 80% made off? Intestines? LOL. Waryaa, I saw KM(As we called it)being made, It consists of nothing but Calooley & Mindhicir. Unless of course you are counting the nus kiilo tuun & basal as other ingredients Weligeeyna ma cunin calooley & i dont plan on eating that shitty food,i mean you're litery eating Xaar, Hell Naw Cara,Have you ever been to any other African country besides Somalia?

Originally posted by Cara: Faarax-B, I don't suffer from wiswis really. I'm willing to chow down on anything, as long as it's not capable of guiding a blind man down a busy intersection or recognizing its own name. The only wiswis I feel is over intelligence. I don't understand how someone can stare into the adoring eyes of Rover and decide he'd make a good dinner! Agreed. My earlier Qurun statement affirms to that. Anyway,when was the last time you saw an African Dog? , there is nothing adoring about them But have you ever been to Nigeria or anywhere in West Africa or Central Africa for that matter? Better yet, Have you lived anywhere else apart from Somalia & Canada? If you havent,Its hard to understand where they are coming from. You would have to know that in Africa,Food is essential. Anything can be food,including You Cara. Ey,call him Rover or not, is great Food according Inigo Montoya Jimcaale, kirishmoorish sounds familiar. What is it? And calooley is quite yummy, properly prepared. LoooooL. Kirishomirish is just a fancy name for Calooley. Yaa cunto qurxiye oon somali ahayn? Kirishoomirish kulaha.

^Cara, Hadaad reer wiswis tahay,dad baa wax walba Ham siiya walashey Jimcaale,Shrimp waa geedka tixiriga u eg

Originally posted by Jimcaale: Yuck! Some of you should be on Fear Factor Adeer,Have you eaten anything other hilib Ari? Yaa ii fiiriyaa,You are one of those ka yaqyaqsado simple delicious food like Malay iyo Shrimp haye? Baadiye waaxid

I prefer not to eat dogs. I find it quite a repulsive practice, and grossly at that! What’s wrong with that statement yaa Caano? Haday baahi kuhaysano? Miyaad is dileysa? Sheh,You Dont wanna take me seriously or its Hard to take me seriously?

Originally posted by sheherazade: LoL was that the desired response? I visualised a Faarax twitching with fear, muffling the sobs with gulpfuls of yixaas. Sheeko aa haysaa Walle. Its not fear,Its respect. You have to respect the jungle,only the naive and the Doqon will dare the kings of the jungle. You cannot come into an animal's territory without atrracting some sort of reaction from the great big cats. Maybe i should say it in somali,hopefully that would instil some fear in you,Sheh ^^ You must dig out of the dhiiqo quickly,very very quickly before You end becoming a delicious dinner for some libaax or Dhurwaa or even worse, a Gor-gor(Thats vulture,only feasts on 2day old corpses) Edit: Caano,Hilib Eey is Qurun,reall qurun

Originally posted by sheherazade: Originally posted by Caano Geel: [qb] ! FB, fishy and u still ate it? Men are greedy gits. Especially when the 4 by 4 gets stuck and they need comforting. Wolfed that ish down, didn't ya? You Gotta have the energy to push a LR stuck in MUD. Anything,even if it has the fishiest smell/Taste is acceptable. You gotta eat something before you become a big cat's dinner somewhere under an Abaq tree. and faarax, dude whats wrong with u!? dont tell the girl LR in mud is common, she was impressed, say that your the only person its happened to in the history of mankind and that crocodile laid the mud to trap you. In fact to get out, you had to kill it with your bare hands and a toothpick you found in your back pocket before serving it to the half starving villagers Loool@Caano,You gatta learn the difference between Bragging & humility . The former has the potential to label you as Cocky,Arrogant & XuuX while the later may make you look Humble, Modest & XaaX

Originally posted by sheherazade: ^Xaaax dheh. Xaaax!(OK,waan dhahay) Interesting. Ha igu odhan it tasted like chicken or it takes something away from the LR stuck in the mud story. Of course,It tastes like chicken ,LOL. No,Actually, I had no idea it was croc,so i never paid any particular attention to the texture of the meat. Beside,I was also extremely hungry,so that didnt help either. But when i found out it was croc meat, that kinda explained the fishy like smell & taste i was wondering about. Landrover in Mud is quite common in East Africa