Faarax-Brawn

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  1. Originally posted by Keyf: LOL what's up with her hair Kimikadii baa timaha ka haadisay malaha. Misna she had no time to press her hair, Being a supermodel is a tough job yeah? Seriouslu,Somali Maxamadey Yaab baa lehdihin. Intaan gabadha usacab tumi lahayn,hiilo iyo garab siin lahayn,we are here ridiculing her.
  2. Waxaan maqli jirey dayaaraduhu ma duulaan habeenkii, hada kadib saqda dhexe ayaa laga dagi karaa dayuuradaha
  3. Your curly woolly hair For some of us,it is now; Curly Woolly residing(almost Balding) Hair.... Dheera qoralku,waa hadan aqriye kawaramee hee
  4. A quick analysis of google-trends affirms the problem. See the table below, which may be somewhat startling to some people, yet not surprising at all to others. Pakistan has the unfortunate bragging right, atop the list for the most proportional searches of the term “sex” on google (based on all-time searches). Proportionality measures the number of times that the term “sex” is searched, divided by the total number of all searches. Sadly, 7 out of the top 10 “sex”-search nations are Muslim countries, including the countries usually considered the most “conservative” in popular opinion– Saudi Arabia and Iran. Interestingly, while Pakistan and Egypt are firmly entrenched as #1 and #2 respectively, Saudi and Iran have slipped out of the top-ten in the last 2 years. . Thats because they dont know the exact url for those sites. This is really silly statistics, i am sure if they go to site by site visitations, white males will top that list. Google kulaha, theres more than google on the internet yaqee. Tab(tactic) la'an unbaa haysata moyaane,waa laga sareeya cidaas.
  5. Alxamdulilah I am alright Bishy & those worried for me. I was worried for Xiin since he takes that bridge maalin waliba. Duqa you are alright! Haneefa, *waves* Hope everyone is safe!!
  6. Faarax B, . I spend the rent/insurance money on shopping. This Farax is well trained aboo, ama ka nax ama iska deey. Beer jileec laiguma xamanin, Ilaahow hadaan kanaxayo waatan socdaa
  7. Originally posted by Cara: ^They are subtly different, but then what would you know about subtlety?? You're still in the "pull girl's hair to get her attention" stage But Buuxo is gonna get a buzz cut and beat you up if you keep doing it. Lol,Dear Cara,You should know by now am not the most subtle(freindly) Farax on these boards. Matter of fact am the opposite of subtle, As you probably know am plainly straight forward,directly simple & very obviously easy going. And oh yeah, I am ok with the hair pulling thingy,Not so sure about Buuxo tho'
  8. Test iyo examination maxee kaliyihin? Dont blame me if am using superior vocublary on you dee Buuxo,
  9. ^ Heedhe,ninku boorso weynaa oo orod badnaa? Teeda kale,This Leg cutting business is not a very good advice coming from a newly wed hot bride as you. Dee waa kusidee? Misna waxaad lehday Farax B single haa noqdo weligii? Talk of Luguuyo!! Hmmm, I wonder if there's any way to give Somali women more financial responsibility? Could it be through, say, learning as young women? Talk about lugooyo! Cara,You are an Examination![Loosely translated as Intixaan baad tahay! ] Dawo,Batlle of the sex meesha majirinee ee gabdhahan wada fiigsan(Lilly,Xanthus,Cara iyo Buuxdo)ayaa midfac ii qaatay.
  10. Originally posted by Cara: Gosh, I know many men are irrational and susceptible to flights of fancy, but this is getting scary. How hard is it to figure out that this is a list of things a girl SHOULD know? It's a prescriptive, not descriptive, list. It doesn't matter if current women have the money sense of a milk carton, or if in Africa men labor while women mooch off them ( yeah right ), or if teenage girls are irresponsible with what they manage to get their grubby little paws on (as if boys aren't as bad). Unless the status quo is peachy keen (and clearly it isn't, judging by how much derision you men heap on the women who stay home), women should learn to take control of their finances. Cara, The issue is not whether a Woman can manage her monies or not. In my opinion mature women manage money better than most men I know. This is about claims that little high school attending girls having jobs earning money(living indepedently etc). I am claiming that such skill is probably not necessary for this demographic, because these teenage girls don’t even have that much money anyway. I based this partly on assumptions & partly on observations from my line of work, relatives & personal experience. Like I have said, the bit about housewives piping their husbands was a goofy comment that even I don’t agree with. Of course there women who burst their tails off, my very own mom is an example of such hard working Somali Women(the nerve of me yaah? Lol).But frankly( & factually) speaking,theres not a whole lot of Financial responsibility given to the Somali Woman. It is unfortunate truth that we need to address. Nehanda: Please refer to my comment above. I think you girls are a bit hasty on the finger pointing and defensive attitude. I should perhaps follow the wise words of the Wiseman Xiinfanin & gracefully concede this battle. Waxan maqli jiray don’t argue with a woman…War ileen unukaa yaab aragnay
  11. Originally posted by buuxo: faraax, timo ha iga dayin Are you Bald? Try a wig dee Avicena, the conclusion I made was probable and not definite. I based it on my observations and not facts
  12. Originally posted by Cara: Faarax, clearly you were being silly, why are you ruining it with all this spinning? You said 16-19 year old Somali girls don't need to learn how to manage their money. D Lol@Cara, You are now putting words in my mouth. I did not say little dhoocils don’t need to manage money. I said they don’t even have money to manage in the first place. Those that do,(The ones who work summers),earn so little that it doesn’t need any sort of money management. I was being silly on the housewife living off her husband, even though I was not far away from the truth in that most housewives in Africa do live off from the Hubby. Lily,Buuxdo & Xanthus just got defensive without actually thinking through what I was yapping about. In conclusion(I love this tone,lol), This list is probably not very useful for the Somali Woeman Legend, You don’t know the old relax the guntino trick?
  13. Val & Madame. The issue was not about having a summer job and earning $6+/hr at a fast food, it was about my claim that most Somali teenage girls live with parents while attending school. Not many live and manage their monies 100% of the time,Those that have summer jobs, probably don’t sit down and budget their income. I am sure they all spend it every week on Shopping & movies. Most of the rebuttal was rather dismissive & eye rolling(Hey Xanthus,lol). Lets face it, for Most Somali families,especially those back at home, Girls are not given any financial responsibilities, The most they ever get is getting married off to some Dukaan owner. The only money they get to see is when they are buying yaanyo mirooley & basta santa de lucia. Personally, I will feel bad if my little 16year old sister had to work through out the year, I will rather work over time and give her $100/week(that she would have earned anway flipping burgers)
  14. Originally posted by Puujaa: ^war heedhe get with the program the new minimum wage is $7.75 and most Somalis moved out of the gheto's sometime ago LOL,i See. So in conclusion,No 16yr old dhoocils live alone,those who have jobs,earn minimum wage & therefore except for the summer, they all live with parents,Sowmahan? Xanthus,Stop rolling your eyes
  15. Originally posted by Puujaa: FB, 16 and 17 years old I know work to help the family and do their back to school shopping. Maybe it's time you put your underage relatives to work Got it. $4.50/hr & Taco Hell during the summer @ some ghetto in the diaspora sowmahan? That is not representative of 16-17year old Somalis..
  16. Originally posted by Caravaggio: quote:Originally posted by Puujaa: ^lol you mean they don’t No, they do. I mean it is male version of PMS. Are you calling me a Pmsing Faarax?
  17. Originally posted by -Lily-: FB then your claim is null and void I see this is an attempt to outrage a few of the female SOL population so you can get a slight kick out of it, but you will not succeed. In fact, if you want to use that rhetoric, Farax's should pay Xalimos for all the unpaid work they do at home. I mean, that alone could make women a fortune. I am not claiming anything, I have solid facts. Teeda kale, are you guys being defensive for the heck of it mise anaa waalan? What 16year old Somali girl lives by herself? If you know of any country where 16,17 & 18year olds are living independently,tell me. Yaan lais xasdinee aan musaafiriye my dozen or so relatives. Puuja,Buuxo & Xanthus, Relax your guntinos girls
  18. Originally posted by Xanthus: ^^^What Xalimos (16-19) do you know with parents rich enough to support her, while she sits at home, or spends their money? point them out please, so I can give them a kick up the as*s. And what Xalimo do you know (20-25) who depends on some Farah...... (same as above) Hang on are you saying what I think you ARE? maybe he forgot the countless ones who support themseleves, their farah, her family and his :mad: Now go and find a better opinion please.! The Xalimos aged 16-19 are mostly in High school & unless there was a sudden change that i was not informed off(why would they inform me anyway?,lol), highschoolers,Especially Somali girls live with parents. What 17year old do you know who lives by herself,has a decent paying job & pays all her bills? Gosh, you make it sound like they’re parasites or scavengers! I know,that was the intended rhetoric,
  19. Age16-25 1. Manage your money This has to be the toughest fete expected of Women & young girls in this century. This is definetly hard when you have beautiful things like Dolce & Gabana Bags, shoes, clothes & endless other temptations that require money. I say,if women are expected to to manage their monies well, they should ban shopping all together!, right ladies? Besides,this really doesn’t affect many Xalimos,think about it: at ages 16-19,they live with aabo & hooyo and hence live off them & at age 20-25, most every other Xalimo is married & therefore lives off her husband. So, in conclusion, this first entry should be disregarded all together.
  20. Well,He needs to be in the lime light & what better way to associate one self with the one & only Barack? Mitt Romney is not known outside Boston,his UTAH mormon followers & a half dozen other flipfloppers,so any publicity is publicity i guess.
  21. ^Oh Boy,He is Back! Karibu This is the problem non muslim writers,They just dont seem to understand the simplicity of preaching the word. They need to know that regardless of whether an Imam is American or Lebanon educated,the message is still the same.
  22. Originally posted by Jimcaale: ^Cat with a lion teeth at home. Try this one: Ragoow barasho, geeloow rarasho Man is to Know as Camel is to Load
  23. Siaasa America aan maqli jiray alaylee. Waa hada if Meles was on the other side of America,Maanta those Opposition leaders would have been in Power,Aduunyo!!
  24. Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^^ You are not selfish;i think you are just smart. Waxbaa kaa kala daadsan oo intaad is ururinaysid dani kuuguma jirto inay bahashu kugu dul jabto ! Walle Maxaad isha kariday? Adeer,Aduuno dhan baa Qabyo iga eh,markaas buu Buchanan buun soo yeeranay,Bal adba Teeda kale,waan inaan fadhiga ka kacaa,Waxa gobtaan isoo geliye baaba gardaro cad. Waxaa ma maqashay ninki dhahay; Nimaan Falirkaga ahayn maxaa fiisha kaaga xiray? Baashi,Salaam Adeer?