Originally posted by Nephthys: Faarax, cambuulo ma aqaan wax lagu dhaho, laakin I know Papaya waxay ugu wacaan: Cambo Fil-Fil . Kix Kix Kix,trust you to come up with crazy stuff. Ilaahow hadaan weligee maqlay,wataan Xab Xab cunaa Cambuulo,anyone? Northerner is out of the question,he is just carab madow,who else should we ask? Mj.Redsea is a good candidate Well over here in the UK, it's the other way round. Buluug = Full Fat and Guduud (casaan) = Skimmed (biyo la cadeeyey Hayyyy,but that is so qaldan of them

Originally posted by Keyf: People eat qamadi with skim milk you will be full and bouncing off the walls all day. Bisinka!!@Keyf

Originally posted by Shyma: ^ LoL, dee I wasn't sure hense the question mark. So tell me what's Cambuulo in af qal^dan (they even censored Q word) p.s. Caanaha furka buluuga le waa fatty baa la idhi bal iska yaree LOL@in Af Qal'dan .Lets ask Nephy,she is an expert in Qaldan speak,anu sujuu baan ka ahay. As for Caano fur baluug,they are the ones with zero fats dee. Fur gaduud is the ones with loaded fats in them. LOL

Originally posted by Baashi: Pansy cyber character rolling his eyes like dhoocil doesn't sit well with Nuetral Baashi. Awoowe iga ilaali indhaha la rog-rogo waan ku yara xajiimoodaa e. Well stand corrected then moron. I like the xoog,Oo kaalay hadaad xajimoto,ma faraxbrown bey dhibi? Laakin,sharaf baad iga mudantahaye, Waa iga balan inan mardambe kuu rogeynin indhaha,raali noqo awoowe. But above all,if the dhocil eyerolling will make you see your lack of Neautrality, So be it!!

Originally posted by Nephthys: We pray fajr @ 6am, so I wake up at around 5am, eat all I can eat LOL, and wait for fajr. Usually after fajr I get ready to earn few bucks. The hours really work just fine for me. I'm not losing sleep time. Lilly, waxan ku cunin waa la cunaa abbaayo. You should try it too, I'ma stop by at the local halal store later, and buy that thing. Yeah,those hours work fantastic for me too. Five baw soodheh,hilib ari feeraha iska saar,galaas dheer oo caano fur baluug ah qac kasii & koob Qaxwo ah fiiqso(to counter the coffee addiction). Before you know,salaad time & then take my shower & then 2minutes KARE11 Traffic aan eega and am outta the door by 6.30a. Qamadi is not Sareen,i know that forsho @Cawo(I refuse to accept this new Name) Lilly,What do you eat for saxuur? Baasto?

Originally posted by Baashi: What's up with this dhoocil style eye rolling? Are you a pansy by any chance Look my man Farax, in case you misread my comment I was talking about the delegates themselves -- They came for the reconciliation. That event has ended. They should go back wherever they came from. What else is there to talk about? I did not misread your comment Sxb,I know what you exactly implied & mean. The Govt had nothing to do thiss & these ppl are just shaxaadistayal who are trying to milk these penniless govt,NO? If it aint so,i stand corrected! Look,adeer,the ppl came for a reason & at the request of the TFG, I think it is only fair they should return the favor & transport them to wherever the hell they came from. I just dont see how 500+ Somalis can all conspire to shaxaad a broke Govt. I do however see how this corrupt calool kunax govt heads can defraud 500+ Somalis. And that is why i dhoociled my eyes on "The neutral" Baashi.

KK(Delicious food), Happy Beerthdhey dear sister. Dhalasho wacan & Cimri dheer. Speaking of best freinds,where is your old freind,Rock's Chick? :confused: Flight13, arent you a bit too baadiye for birthday wishes?

These are not delegates, These are shaxaad kunool Xamarians,the dowladdiids trying to shame the GOVT. :rolleyes: Ar unukaa walax aragnay..

Originally posted by Valenteenah: I think suxuur is a must this time around. I certainly can't do more than 15hrs of fasting. A bowl of hot porridge mmmm..... Maskiin. Pole sana walashis Ghanima & The rest, Thanks for the tips.

Originally posted by Northerner: I first saw the mosque in 1986 and been driving past ever since. I intended to go one day but just never managed it. Al Huda mosque was just down the road. North,LOL. You are bringing the stereotype about northerners to light here. I used to hear an old tired joke about Northerners & their unfreindliness with the masjid. I would hear something like..War masaajid magalinee,laakin waan agmaray. Istaqfurulahil Cadiim. Btw,Ramadan Kareem to all Muslims & specificaly to My SOL brothers & sisters.

What is up NFL fans? Its another season of the greatest game ever invented by man Anyone of you in a fantasy league? HOLLA!!!

Originally posted by Xargaga: This joke really made my day it happened way back during Nayayo Era. The then Head of state Moi payed a visit to wajiir District (NFD) He was welcomed as usual by the area Member of Parliament and it was before Multi partism so all MPs were satunch Nyayo supporters. This Somali MP was eager to please the mzee. So after greatings and lots of hailing to his excelency the president he started talk about the ills of Shiftas. and here is what he said In swahili. "Mtukufu Rais hii watu naitwa shifta habana silamu, Hawa ni Christian. Wewe kwisha ona watu islamu nabita ndani ya qaaburini hata abana soma qulwallahu?. hii watu abana silamu. This guy was dumb that he forgot that Moi himself was a christian.Although ppl say that he could not find the word for non believers in in swahili except that word Christian. Actually,This is not a true story. Just so you know...it has different variations for different towns. Garissa has its own "MP" who said that & so does Mandera & all the rest. LOL Btw,Xargaa,You plagiarized this joke right? I know the author who made this joke over in Karmel

Originally posted by Zafir: I prefer playing phone tag, wanna give me a call Skipper. You are such a slut,Zafir!

Originally posted by Ducaysane: quote:Farah Brown posted: I certainly dont want to see Hussein Aideed,Sh Turki,Buuba & Indhocade on that list,Period. Brother, I feel your notion that the individuals you mensioned are up to no good, I also believe that some of them are in Asmara for Espionage reasons. but to add Hassan Turki on your list is great disservice to the Sheikh. About this convorence, it is another "Shinbirayohow Heesa" meaning it is waste of time. Inshallah,I dont think we need to dwell on who should be shouldnt be on a list that is yet to come. The only reason why i added the wonderful Sh.Tuurki to the list is because of his lack of political experience. In this kind of politics,i think one needs to play his cards close to his chest, unfortunatly,the great sh. did some tactical blunders,thats all. As for the rest,I really dispise Aideed Jr & I wish Sh.Shareef will kick him out,laakin i can understand the need for alliances. But Most importantly,i think it is unfair of all you folks to shoot down the conference without waiting for the results. This kind of dismissive pessimism & lack of resolve is not the way forwar. I'A,they will come out with tangible & reasonable proposals. After all,this story,just like any other story,must come to an end.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^^I am not that optimistic Faaraxow. Many will depend on the degree to which wadaads has control on this effort. There are many whose standing is not that much different from the top men of the tfg who seem to be in the driving seat of the Asmara alliance. Given that anomaly, the best route for this to come to fruition is to seek genuine peace with the folks in Xamar and work out a deal to get the Ethiopians out of the country. I think you are jumping ahead of yourself here Mr Xiinfaninow. For the wadaads to have a dialogue with the TFG,they must first identify themselves as a credible entity,party or an organization. As you know,these humble Somali leaders were kicked out of there jurisdiction and called names such as terrorists by the funding fathers of this whole Ethiopian invasion. I'A,when they identify themselves,compile a vision for the country & elect a new leadership line up,then i think they need to sit with the otherside. Anugu koley sidaas bee ila tahay. Ps.D/Alsumali & Che. You are right,i think we demand a new set of leaders. I certainly dont want to see Hussein Aideed,Sh Turki,Buuba & Indhocade on that list,Period.

Originally posted by Sincere: ^^ I have it on good authority that Geedi is headed in that direction. Furthermore, him and the old jackal are not in good terms and each of them are covering their bases, pending an imminent showdown. Don't be suprised if new alliances are forged. I really dont predict Ghedi's Geedi to Asmara. My guess is,if anyone is running away from the doomed marriage,it will be Puntland's top dog,Col.Yey. That said,I hope this congress comes with a true genuine manifesto for the way forward.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: I gather that this is not a peace conference. It’s an effort to unite desperate parties in opposition to the tfg and its Ethiopian backers. Viewed from that angle, it’s a good start. What peace? Like i have said before,this is the beginning of the creation of a real govt in waiting. A new opposition(Congress) will be born I'A. Wheres Baashi? I have been reading your endless criticism of this movement';s lack of political ideology on SOL. I would like for you to catagorically come out and say what you think of it.

^Oh Boy@ What will she find? Hopefully,You wont post a news clip talking about how some other hindu mother,who has failed to secure a husband for her daughter, will ask for this son's hand.[And pay the dowry]

Originally posted by Baashi: Where is the army Inna Hassan Jama supposedly leads? They are there,invisible of course, playing second tier to the Tigre askaris. Doing the cooking,cleaning & washing. You know,The usual sort of things an occupied country's soldiers do. :mad:

^Loooool. Hooy,Since when did a Doofar become a cow? Subxanalah,Talk of being Somali challenged,LOL Ducayasane,Thank you very much. Which reminds me of that song,Ducaysane wiilkeygaygoo...I always thought inuu dhahayo; Duqeysane wiilkeygayoo,ano dhagaa yar baan kudhalay,dabadeed waxan galay askari[You know Samatar with his hoax voice nooh]

^^Kix Kix Kix. Hooy,Kaa tiri wanted one teem(Time), aaa? Miyaaa? War ileeyn anakaa, Ninkaas waan layabanaa,ileen keligey ma'ihi?

^ I agree, Hence why i keep replying to it over and over again. At least to get the attention of the other Nomads.

Originally posted by Nephthys: quote:Originally posted by me: How can the TFG, the secessionists and puntland say Ethiopia is their ally and friend when they are doing these kinds of things to our people? Ethiopia is the enemy of all Somalis. Ethiopia wants to kill, rape and enslave Somalis. Stop these tribalist nonsense and defend yourselves against the Ethiopian agression. They'll learn their lesson pretty quick when the enemy sweeps them away faster than a pot heats on an open flame. In the end, neither us nor them will be better off. Somalia, Unite! Unite aa? Unite for what? For O*gaden & Somalia? At what cost? So that C/Yussuf can forget about his little dream of ruling Somalia? Or Somaliland can forget about there never ending quest for recognition? :mad: :mad: Ninba dantii abayo....

OK,Misleading title. Have you ever wondered about how some Songs are like wacked out? For instance, this song,when sang by Mahad Indhodeyro,(am sure sang before by someone else) goes like...Doofartiii(Doofantii) Xalay,markaan gogosha kugu tabay,kaa eeegay dhinacyada....Something something. LOL, What heck is doofantii anyway? And why would he dream of her in bed? War balo? Where is Xiin,Baashi,Paragon,Nuune & all you Somali loving bunch? Someone Decipher this crazy song for me. :confused: Do you know of out of this world lyrics? Have you heard of a song and you totally sang it one way only to be scoffed at,laughed at & ridiculed? Or is it just me & my sujuu folks la waabsanayo? LOL War nadaayo,fix your weired lyrics Somali Maxamadee

Originally posted by Dahia al Kahina: What can one say but to make dua: O Allah, You ordained us to be united and gave us a rope (Quran) to hold onto, but sometimes we are united only in fighting each other. Give us in our hearts love of each other and respect for others’ lives. O Allah, many Somalis are living under oppression or as refugees. O Allah, give us leaders who are wise and pious. O Allah, You who put love in the heart of believers, unite us now so that we can recognize our enemy, the Satan[his allies -Ethiopia/USA]. O Allah,Help us achieve this by establishing Islam in ourselves, our families, our community and our country Somalia. Amiin! Ameen indeed. Ameen. We have people saying Somalia is being liberated whereas millions are starving. Ya Allah!