Faarax-Brawn

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  1. Originally posted by -Nomadique-: ^Off Topic: When did you become Faraax-Brawn? You have not been paying attention(to me) now have you? You! You! You! You! (Dinero accent in the movie analyze this) I will say 1 SOL year(1month)
  2. Originally posted by Valenteenah: I keep hearing ' ninkii wey iska fasakhday '. Ey? Ma dharkiisii baa wax kaga fasakhay? :confused: Mhmmmm..Maxaad ka wadaa?
  3. Originally posted by Paragon: Beautiful. Sadaxdii baa laysugu darey! sounds better. This reminds me of 5 Fure . This chap with 4 wives and one of them couldn't stop yapping so he said 'Naa waan ku furey!' . The second wife in line injected, 'Lee, waryaa gabadha maxaad fudaydkaa ugu fureysaa?' . 'Naa adigana waad furantahay..! came his answer. The third and fourth had a similar fate after failing to shut their gobs. The fifth woman was his neighbour's wife who started yapping after all four wives got divorced. Naa adna waad furan tahay .. was the surprise answer to a woman who is married to another man. The neighbour heard about the incident and agreed that his wife wey ka furan tahay' . Too many furniin creates chances - cleanses the tai-chi blood flow . LoooL. Naa adna waad furantahay,ninku geesi sanaa? while his neighbor,fuleysanaa? yacni he had no guts to divorce markas buu ninnkaan afkiisa ku marmarsiisanaa? Anyway,Keyf furitaanka is not really furitaan, he is untangling himself from masuulida uu qaaday.
  4. Originally posted by xiinfaniin: L of Z, hadduusan single ahayn sidaydoo kale buu asagoo sidii barkin cusub u dheelitiran shaqada immaan lahaa. Faarax, how's Ramadan adeer? You are no where to be seen--- inaad Ramadanka ka faaidaysanayso ood afcarabiga baranayso baan mooday. Ku mee ? Baahi,Cibaado & Shaqo umbaa intaa iga soo reebtay. You know,i have a few Nomads wanting to meet you,maybe we should hook up Eid melahas
  5. ^Lol@Labadiina,Dhaafa Zafir. Tolow,beri muxuu oran doona? Wax ma dhadhamin karo? On a second thought,war waa sawm ee,maxaa blind kaa dhigay?
  6. Originally posted by -Lily-: Ha ha ha Keyf & Paragon, waa arki doontiin idunko mid la gaboowdeen. Brown, und Warum? Hey Lily,Guten Tag!! Es tut mir leid,Können Sie mir helfen? Wie sagt man, auf deutsch? What the heck is the matter with this people?
  7. Originally posted by Nephthys: Brawny: We 're reading you just fine addeer. Read aa shegesiine,braille na uso qaato walibo
  8. Originally posted by -Nomadique-: ^LOL! It's funny now in retrospect ya Faarax. Sometimes racism/bigotry is so unexplainable that it's just funny (ofcourse in retrospect). Ever been called a suicide bomber in a Muslim owned Kebab store?....I have. Nowhere is safe lol. P.S Ramadan Kareem Faarax. It is funny now,but my heart was pounding at that moment & furious on the drive back. WTF@ I have never been angrier and a very patient person. Thanks & Ramadan Karim adigana.
  9. Originally posted by -Nomadique-: Believe it or not my mum and I were also a victim of an arbitrary pull over. My mum and I were dropping off my younger brother at a house late one night and as we were doing so a police car happened to be driving past. As we drove away the police car did a complete U-turn, caught up to us and indicated for us to pull over. They were expecting to find some young East African males but got two women instead . And the compelling reason they gave for going through all that trouble to pull us over?...'A random breathe test' LoL. Random my foot. In the end they didn't even bother to go through with the test, they just let us go. I remember feeling really angry at the time. Brothers I do indeed sympathise. Its Hard being foreign. Its hard if your name is obviously foreign,its even harder if your appearance is obviously foreign & its much harder if you have that middleeastern accent. Why stob me?,this is rideakulas!! I have been stopped by a contigent of police cars one time. I am thinking to myself,maanta magaalada maxaa ka dhacay? 5 squad cars & three dhar cad cars blarring horns & sirens. LOL. Sir!!! Getout the car!,waxaan lehya,doqonka muu dhageysto boliska?[Dont tase me Bro!! aa kadhaceyso ee ] LOL. Ileeyn waxa loo jeedo waa aniga?! Kix Kix Kix. Microphonka ee kubooden,"Wrong suspect!! Wrong suspect",back off"@!! Needless to say,i looked like someone they were looking for. It didnt help i was driving a sports car with snood dogg sound track pounding away...
  10. ^Ar adigaa!!!! Eeshma haada shuqul yaa walad... (who, what...where did that carabi come from) Horaa Sayidka wuxuu u yiri "af muslim mise af gaal"...So are gonna explain yourself or what Kix Kix Kix Wallahi mafiyoobid. Meeshan aa dhoola cadeynoyaa,ileen xoog aan ku qoslo mahayii... Nephy,LOL@you never know who is watching. Xaajiga wuu browsgareeya haye? Mr.Dotcom iga dheh. Walle ayan daranidaa? I though inuu mid "Kombayuutarada" kala kaseynin? Yacni,qaluu balaa aan garaneynin,LOL.
  11. Too Baadiye maa tiri? Baadiye is not even in my dhigshanery. Waala ilbaxaa nooh meeshaan. Baarisday wishes iska daayee, Valentine's, Anniversities, Mother's day, the whole nine yard aan salabareetgareeyaa. Kix Kix Kix Kix@dhighshanary & Salabarategreen...Walle inadan baadiye ama fleyt 13 ahayn. Adiga camal waan aqanaa,waa kuwa anaga fleyt 13ka faanka ka sameeyo sowmahan? Watch out for the squad qofyahay! KK,Qoftaan xageed ku qarin jirtay?
  12. I checked my baramoter How Humid were you? They mustave scared the bejeezus outta you buddy. Misna you drive an automobile that uses air pressure? I understand your pain. And you need to seek legal help if you ever get stopped for no reason. You have every right to question why you are stopped & you should question the judgment of a police officer. Dont panic though,Lifes hard and Inshallah with a little patience(and you need lots of it in this kind of situation)coupled with legal help,cops wont bother you again
  13. Originally posted by Caano Geel: interesting article, as much as american foreign policy is a $hit hive, you've got to admire the peoples dynamism, rose tinted optimism and their enthusiasm to engage. anyhow, i'm continually surprised by their contradictions There is a famous bumber sticker in America,goes something like I love my country but i hate my government You will be suprised at the number of Americans who embrace that philosophy. Youve got to admit,the Americans are generally nice ppl. Nice article Hodman,Asante sana
  14. Aahhhh. Decided to read the entire piece & unsuprisingly a Mr Khan shares my sentiments. Yet, to many in India's Muslim community, Mr. Premji's enormous wealth, far from being inspiring, shows that success comes at a price the truly faithful cannot accept. They resent that Mr. Premji plays down his religious roots and declines to embrace Muslim causes -- in a nation where people are pegged by their religion and where Hindus freely flaunt theirs. "If you are a Muslim and want to be rich in India, you have to show you are very secular," says Zafarul Islam Khan, secretary-general of the All-India Muslim Majlis e Mushawarat, an umbrella group
  15. Such success, Mr. Premji says in an interview, shows that globalization -- a force Islamist activists decry as Western neocolonialism -- is turning into "two-way traffic" that can bring tangible benefits to developing countries I dont like him already. I havent read entire commentary but i do have a feeling he is on a diatribe about secularism,globalization and running away from his faith. Oh well,is he helping the people? I bet not!
  16. My Local Imam said that,a famous scholar in Masr,said that if we are having arguments about the numbers,then we should stop praying at all. Because,if it is jeapardizing the unity of Muslims,then he says we should not dwell on a Sunnah prayer. Ever Growing up,it has been 11.
  17. Originally posted by Shyma: ^ LoL@Solidnimo kuye. BTW, how's that maqaaxi/internet cafe doing ... Waan soowmanaheye,beenta iga ilaaliu yaree!! Paragon,Thanks!!
  18. Originally posted by Shyma: Faarax You're such a Fulay , maxaa ka cabsanaysaa yakhee I love my jobs & i have no plans to change them. Matter of fact, I have been doing the same thing since 2003!(right after school) LOL. I am such a loyal person sideedaba horta, and am quite consistent. I havent changed my cellphone carrier,i havent changed my Insurance company,credit card companies & most other things. I am not a change person i guess. Perhaps,what you call fulaynimo,is SOLIDnimo LOL. Paragon,Ramadan kareem Abti
  19. So,You hit the Jackpot haye? Or you saved abunch of money(Hopefully not by switching to Geico ) & you can afford to live off the savings? Who will take care of all the impending bills? If you will have any? I wish many ppl had the luxury of just calling it quits. Warka igu daadi,ma farad ama tuuba ayaa kuu dalacay? Warka igu dhur yakhee Perhaps,I am guessing its not so much about saying Bye Bye from a job but perhaps the courage it took you to say Ciao,Adios,Kwaheri? Good Luck,Its a tough world out there,find a job,quick But seriously,good luck and may allah guide you through.I'A Shyma,You are such a quitter!!
  20. This is just too much public interference. You knw what? They should also ban those all black gothic & satanic clothing that those punks wear. This is nothing but euphism for racism. They should focus their time and energy on fighting school hatred crime(Njersey should know this).
  21. That sounds like a recipie for high blood pressure and or heart attack. The weirdly named 'blue cap' milk will not save you after that. quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lilly,What do you eat for saxuur? Baasto? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well I couldn't wake up at 4am, but if I did or found myself awake, what's wrong with cereal and toast? Maybe Weetabix with skimmed milk with a banana & strawberries or toast with cheese & a slice of halal salami? Wallahi waa dhib jeceshihiin with all your elaborate meals at un-seeming hours LOL,Heartache oo soonka keliya imanayo maxay? Thats my regular dish everyday. Besides,i will burn all that the next day,since i will be hungry anyway. As for cereal and a Banana, I used to do that for all my ramadans. Looks like i aint changing either,i will be fuuqsaring my Cinnamon toast cereals with Caano fur baluug along with a banana. Try,Basto and suugo,yummy & 4am
  22. Originally posted by Baashi: Don't you labor on where I stand. I stand by my posts. Just for once accept that every one who sees things from different perspective is not gaal or Ethiopian spy in disguise. Now be a good sport and tell me what do you really want? No joke -- do tell me plz and I will show you if it has a chance flying off from the ground or not! Your stance is in red ink,so you can never run away from them except to accept them. I have said what i want a million of times. Expressed both in classic Brownistic & contemprory fadhi kudirir methods. It was also been stated by many who are more eloquent than I. But,in a nutshell,i am for the complete withdrawal of the Habashis. Just like i was against the sending of frontline troops. And the only way to achieve that is for the US to stop funding this fictious war on terror & let Somalis decide their destiny. That means,an immidiete dialogue between the TFG & the Wadaads. Otherwise,hadaan been laisku sheegin,The TFG will not rule Somalia. They will be figting an insurgency day in day out. I am not in the mood for politiking,marka if you are ok with it, i will take your comments offline. JZK
  23. Originally posted by Baashi: Blue Brown Farax can't do it buddy. I mean how can one choose between Neocons, Ethios neighbors, and "Umada Somalida iyoi Wadaadada"? Ya giving me a migraine headache awoowe. Don't hurt my feelings awoowe Baashi,dee kudhaafay. Even you cant dish out a good sarcasm without appearing "Neutral". Kashafa,In all fairness,i think Baashi has clearly stated his side(I think). He was at one time sypathetic to the IUC presumably because of the job they did. He also came out and condemned the indiscriminate killing of civilians by the Habashi. But,he has also defended the TFG & appeared sympathetic to some of their actions. He has asked the shababs to surrender to the Habashis and end the attacks on them & their fellow occupying soldiers(What we call peacekeepers)& give the TFG a chance to rule Somalia. Classic Jiifna banaan,taagni banaan,if i remember that argument clearly,it was framed as diplomacy vs insurgency. You would of course, know where,Baashi stands no?
  24. Originally posted by Baashi: Waa shaash Chicken waaxid. Now after that waabis Ramadan Kareem and stay clear from Qarran-Diid losers. Whoever siad Baashi is neutral has misled the forum. I know where I stand. I am for fill the blanks . I'm aganist fill the blanks . I don't call myself a Nuetral. It is a designation given to me by folks I have exchanged swings and I knocked their behind off in one go. Ya see my man Blue I have yet to find able debators who can take me to the task. The fact that i don't get into the pocket of one of the low illiterate afar-jeeble gives you and others the impression that I don't have a position or I'm going all this trouble of hiding my true colors just so I can...hmmm well what would be a good reason to go to that length...dunno. In any case, challenge my positions and for a minute forgot my assumed neutrality. Wiil ya Mr. BROWN? Lol. Baashi,What you call chicken is actually respect in my world. Eee haa idandansan,you know inaa afka ka falanahayee & dont make the docile ina sankatabte to howl & growl at two grown men Haa sa ahatee,I think you are protesting a little too much & i dont think me or anyone debating you will change your stance. More of the same bey dhahan the dems when dealing with Bush & the Iraq debacle. Dee adba waad garaneysaa meeshad taagantahaye,ee wax isku fal oo is naadi Fill the blanks ee kaa taagantahay,yacni geesi nimo aad kudhahdid waxaan lajiraa Etoobiyanka, Ex Warlords iyo the Neo Con Americans amisna Umada Somalida iyoi Wadaadada ? War Meel udhaqaaq.