Originally posted by Xubeer: How about I give 'em two fingers, whoever they may happen to be? Lol@Blasphemous battalion . Since when did this battalion come into existence? Moreover, how can they stick with each other when they cannot stick with ideas of belief . I didnt call them Blasphemous Battalion, Northerner & his sual gaab group came up with that...Hence the italics.

Originally posted by Xubeer: I want to be like them when I marry my second wife . Full gear swimming. For the heck of it. You gotta be ready for the consequences markas. The Blasphemous Battalion,will broadcast you and your new wife to the whole wide world... Chunga Maisha adeer..

Originally posted by BiLaaL: This is a limited boycott aimed at drawing international attention to the TFG's illegal and reckless practice in relation to Somali media outlets. It is unfortunate that it had to come to this but these broadcasters have been left with no other choice. This boycott is politically savvy and I applaud it. By the end of this 24 hours, it is the reputation of the incompetent TFG that will dive even further. The broadcasters, on the other hand, would have summoned much-needed international attention and support for the cause of free press in Somalia. Thats a rational way of putting it...

It is doable and Allah is my witness. This can be done. It takes a man to swallow his pride and make necessary compromises. The time has come Baashi,wax lais weydiyo maxumee, Which men should swallow their pride? Those who thought(think)that the only way to bring a government to Xamar is to invade it or those who are fighting and defending their land against an invading army? Wa qaaluuu....

Eh, How sensitive are we, misquoting others. Neither Duke's clan nor any other clan has the authority to reverse the prevailing wind. It is about competing groups against an elected government. Oh really Caamir? Where is this govt that you are talking about? All the world sees is an invading army killing innocent Somalis... Baashi haa laiska daayo, He was misqouted and thoroughly misunderstood. :rolleyes:

This is just counter productive...We need them to broadcast the atrocities to the entire world,urgh!

Originally posted by Naden: I ain't ne'er seen anything scarier. Her arm and hand look odd, too stiff to be anything but a blow up doll. Maybe he could use her to float if his beard gets tangled in the pool drain. Perhaps it was photo-shop'd?

One horrified female viewer said: "What 50 did was totally unacceptable. I couldn't believe he could be so inappropriate during an interview." Segregating humans into casts=Goood! Silly sexual rapper unzzipping on tv= Baaaad! The 'Candy Shop' rapper Oh boy,these guys are wayyyyy behind ma istiri? He has every right to show em the Wickets for being three years behind,Hadaba!!

Originally posted by ThePoint: I wonder why neither 'expert' wished to be named. Seems one would want to take credit for accurate prognostications. Go figure. I am guessing then,all is well in Hamar,yaa Point? Go figure indeed!

Originally posted by Maimuna: ^lol@waan gaduutay, unlike you isn't it People are getting far too comfortable in this place. Waad ii qarinosa haye? Madoobos,dhuxulos aa tahay camal waaye miyaa?

Originally posted by Eccentric Nomad: Faarax Brawn..The rate varies on the type of wedding..obviously if its a ladies only itll be cheaper than a mixed one because i haff to dress to imbress soo ma aha..these are my list of demands: 1.The most see through dirac set ever made to reveal my rolls of flab ..hey i know its a HUGE turn on 2.a set of oversized dahab 3.A personal assistant to wipe the beads of sweat from my forehead as i am energetically doing baraambur and niiko.. 4.a personal assistant to have a findhicil at hand to collect the hilib and xalwad from my teeth after eating 5. Mw own seat BETWEEN the bride and groom See im not very demanding am i..if u book me now..u get to have me as an escort at another wedding..kinda like BUY 1 GET ONE FREE..HURRY WHILE OFFER LASTS Dear Eccentric. Thank you for the interest to be a part of the entertain the Boys night extravaganza. However,due to some of your descriptions and demands,I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to approve you for this gig. I)Your stamina does not meet the expectations of the 5.8 boys(grown men)club. Sweating from baranbur and niiko shows that you do not have what it takes to handle the 5.8 clubs demands of a vigorous work it out session. II)Your physical description,from what you have said so far,also does not meet or exceed the quality to entertain the boys club. No flabs,Period!. III.Your glutonous and greedy behavior,is also a factor for the denial. The 5.8club,prides itself to be entertained by women who do not eat fatty foods as Xalwo & baruur. IV. You fit the profile of a gold digger. Dahab is only for the wifey..Dance girls get dollar bills On behalf of the 5.8 boys club, I wish you the best in your endeveours. We will forward your resume to Our rival group,The So what? I love fat-Golding- Xalimos boys club. Please contact their chairman, Zafir . Thank you.

Originally posted by -Lily-: Why is it always the poor Edo who gets the curse? Because,Maxaa yeelay dheh,Most habars come from Momma's right? Your eedo,is a sister-in-law to your momma. Dee,kuu sheego maayo,adba waad garaneysa colka ka dhexeyo habraha iyo eedoyinka. Lily,are you an eedo? Koolos, Toon shiirkeda aanba meel kala istagi karin & i have a complete set of wonderful bushy hair.

Originally posted by Buuxo: ^Go ahead hadaad rabtid shuban inaad kuwalatid . Shuban eedada haa dilo ma maqal weli? Let me tell you,Cano geel(not the nomad) is fantastic. Aaliyah, Being called blonde is a compliment,really

Originally posted by Buuxo: Im serious,what do i have to do to convince you guys ,pull out a research on the excellent properties of Toon and it's mechanism of curing bidaar? Well no can do! but it's in the making,and by the time i get the approval to get it published ,FB's bidaar will set in and he'll become a recluse. Now we don't want that do we Aliya, so FB and all those others with bidaar,take walaashiin Buuxo's advice. Hehehe. Buuxdo,Wallahi caadi matihid. oo maan cano gel ka dhargo? Aaliyah,adiga marmar Blonde moments aa kugu dhaco haye?

Originally posted by General Duke: Frax brown you now know the intentions of the Nigerian president? Again how funny people are, Ethiopia and Uganda have troops in Somalia and they are much weaker than that Elephant Nigeria which has a record of going into African countries and helping.. *Sigh*. I have no choice but to proof you wrong again,Yaa Duke. You have forced me to go back to my "special" Duke archives in SOL just to proof something to you. But,anyway,i am not in that corrupt inept Nigerians head,but i know damn too well the likes of the TFG supporters in here. Do these posts here mean anything to you? OCT.14:1700 AU troops to arrive in MOG. NOV 10: Burundi troops coming May 23: More AU troops! April27:More AU troops to arrive Somalia March 10: 4000(ghost) AU troops in MOG More coming..Server too slow,but these were the first one. If i were you,i will wait till these troops deploy,then you should come back.

Originally posted by Zafir: quote:Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: So,anyone know the magic fomula for stopping balding? Not that am going bald,but this is a serious issue here folks Lakota slows the process. lakota is the answer to alot of things yaa Brown. Lakota sounds like one of the Jackson fives yaa Zaf. LOL. What the french is Lakota abti? don't wear hats Alsumali,but i love hats,I love to show off my collection of wonderful hats of Kangos,kofi barawe,baseball caps & my favorites,trucker hats. So,No hats off my sexy head barathar Faarax, bidaar love lee iga dheh...Jilciso mari, tinta kaa ma bexeyso... Yaqoo,LOL...jerry curls are so out of vogue yaah! Brown, I know few guys who are bald bt they wont admit. They are like bold all year long, year after year, one does wonder? dadkan tima ma uso baxaan guess the solution is just accept yrself, pretend to be bold, or get a hair transplant Aaaliyah, I have shaved my head once and i looked like an alien,so No thanks! Not a magic formula, but I suggest you grow it out [of course that means the sides and back only ] and when it's long enough, you do the comb-over with a pony-tail. Dayum segsi! Kix Kix Kix Kix Kix In the words of one Paris Hilton, "Thazhat"!!

Originally posted by -Lily-: I mean really, of late SOL has turned into a self-confession booth… Actually beentaa maaha. All these married ppl are bringing their shuqul xumo to us. Laakin,Laziegirl took it to a Whole new level. War waan gaduutay,markan aqriye[At least i didnt post on that thread].

A battalion of 700 troops is ready to fly into the volatile Horn of African state when the president gives the order I will revive this thread the day the president of Nigeria gives the orders to his troops to deploy in Xamar.

Originally posted by Zafir: Gen Y I caught this clip the past Sunday and thought it was really interesting. The impact Gen Y is creating in the business world is staggering to say the least. I think most of us in some ways relate to what’s being portrayed in this video however way we slice it. In a world that was up worldly mobile, I think we are being represented as a generation that won’t be replacing it. Mainly because of the “Me or I come first factor”, not getting married to more divorce rate, fever kids to none at all and etc. I am not saying baby boomers were/are right, but what do you guys think of Gen Y? Generation Y is a wonderful generation. My work place is populated with them and i am telling you,its catching up to me. Ipod at work-Check Flipflops-Check Facebook uncensord-check quitting anytime-check.LOL I love these guys. No stress,indeediyo!

So,anyone know the magic fomula for stopping balding? Not that am going bald,but this is a serious issue here folks

Originally posted by -Lily-: quote:Originally posted by Nephthys: It's a B I G red flag. Today is the kid, tomorrow it's going to be YOU getting smacked upside your head. Don't be naive and trusting, you should see it coming.. Ha ha ha, wa marko qabriga gali lahay, I was more worried for the innocent babes. Only cowardly adults who lack patience and understanding beat kids. Smacking teaches kids through humiliation & pain, totally out of order and unnecessary. Yoniz, keep telling yourself that until you have enough criminal records to inform you otherwise. Ow! I had a different kind of smacking in mind here. Carry on KIDS

Hey Castro. I saw the 60minute clip on this laptops awhile back. The man who started this was first having issues with the launch. The big electronic companies like intel and others were against it at first. Now,though,they have joined hands and i believe this is the best gift you can give to a child. I am actually in the process of starting up a pilot project to help needy kids in peaceful parts of Somalilands(all five regions). I was actually hoping to recruit Libax Sankatabte to see if we can make this an SOL project,[Hi LST ].And since you seem interested,perhaps we can all join hands to make a difference? What say ye good ol Castro?

Originally posted by Valenteenah: Hi Zii , Che , Layzie . :cool: quote: Originally posted by Zafir: ^Sadex ila dhalatay iyo my other half baa ku jidha. Ma shan baad ku joogtaan? Haye, waxaad ku talo gasheen inaad SOL soo weerertaan miyaa? Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: quote: Originally posted by Eccentric Nomad: i am also a 'rent a xalimo' for weddings ect How much do you charge? Are you a flat fee kinda Xalimo or you charge by the hour? What kind of acts do you perform? Do you have a video of some of your earlier Works? See,i have a wedding coming soon and my boys have been asking for an Eccentric,vibrant,ethnic girl. Alla edeb darnaa kani. War yur! Adiga,You must be the only person who sees my edeb daronimo. That means,you have the same edeb daro genes as me Nephy, Yaqoo Dirty dancing to Somali songs is a No No. First of all,the Saalo is an obstruction & second of all, You cant dirty dance from Garbaha(ileen all somali dances is done thru garbaha)

Originally posted by Eccentric Nomad: i am also a 'rent a xalimo' for weddings ect How much do you charge? Are you a flat fee kinda Xalimo or you charge by the hour? What kind of acts do you perform? Do you have a video of some of your earlier Works? See,i have a wedding coming soon and my boys have been asking for an Eccentric,vibrant,ethnic girl.

Economic Left/Right: -2.12 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.56 A little ashamed that i got beaten by the confused Naxar Nugul dude.