^Qumayo.

LSK CLEAR YOUR INBOX! Its very annoying when I've a burning complaint and nowhere to direct it to

Look what Baashi has done. It was all well planned ladies, he meant to get u guys arguin over really irrelevant matters (in the bigger scheme of things, everything is circumstantial, no single glove fits all... erm, did I just agree with Rahima? ).

No. This is the hundredth page post. Woo hoo!

Originally posted by *BOB: PS. Please share your most recent adventurous whether crazy or straight up boring like mine. Do we look like white folks to you?

Ngonge, admit it, you like this thread... its got a sense of freedom and friendliness written all over it

I think we should make this thread a 100 pages today . Why is it so quiet in here today? And whats with the news articles all over the general section?

I think I should consider re-doing my CV. I've just had another project (designed to kill any remaining semblance of social life or life for that matter from my schedule for another 4 weeks) land on my lap this afternoon. I'm so mad (&sad).

Boys, lets get real, shall we?

Get instant noodles and stir fry veggies. Boil everything, add seasoning. Voila, a meal I cant seem to get tired of.

When was the last time you updated yours? 2-3 months ago. Any stretches of the truth? A couple. Like I'm supposed to be able to do flash animations and I cant. Hate that software with a passion. Also, I'm supposed to know UML well, which I dont because I hated that module in university. But, I've actually brushed up on UML on my own. The thing with stretching the truth is, you can only stretch so much, like claiming to know something well when you're just a beginner. It makes for a terrible impression and embarrassment if you lie and are caught otherwise. Ever land a job you knew nothing about by blagging ? Haa. I worked in telecoms for a bit. I couldnt tell you zilch before I got in there... but I loved learning! Ever looked back at the job description of the job you're currently at? Was/is it accurate? They always seem more difficult than they actually are. Is all of it one big game of deceit? A bit. I'm doing(avoiding) mine right now. Hence the topic. They are recruiting at my place sheh! JB, will you stop braggin please? This is strictly the suffering working class joint.

So Muniira is REALLY getting married? I thought it was a joke. Congrats anyway and may you have a wonderful marriage ahead of you. p.s. atleast the jokes about them meeting on SOL are not true, right? or have I missed something around here?

Originally posted by Zenobia: P.s How's the family in Muscat? I hope all is well with them. All is well. Gf's seem to be getting hitched by the droves tho.

^I cant blv you just said that!! Its against everything you've raved about prior to tying the knot!

^And men are the fools who fall for it, everytime. SB, we cant have people getting naked in a party, so maybe we should extend the idea and make the men hold wet towels with a 3 foot pole on both hands. The longer they can hold the towel, obviously the better show of the stamina and strength.

I've been eating out so much in the last two weeks, I've gained a kilo (or two). That makes me very happy

Its entertaining. I'm curious tho, why are we always concerned about the women.. if she is 'tight' or clean or this or that... What about the guys getting married... what if they cant perform? not of optimal length, width, strength? There should be games for this too... I can think of a few games to symbolize that..

This reminds of my first ever match on SOL.. it was with Taqwa . I wonder what happened to him...

What kinda service are you running here ME? I'm so disappointed that you're trading second rate stock to brand new spanking Xalimos!! What the! Get outta here baan ku yidhi! along with you married matches!

Ina Lilahi wa ina Ileyhi raajicun. Ilaahay aabaha ha u naxariisto Sophist. I'm so sad to read this . Sabr iyo iimaan to you and your family.

OMG! Watching or posting this sort of material is no better than watching some1's hands get chopped off, or legs, or eyes poked out(with a fork). Its barbaric and totally unsuitable for viewing on any platform, by any audience. Someone remove this topic please.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: Only a very smart and careful person could sift through all the rubbish Internet is full of and arrive the same result as you did. Most people however are neither smart nor careful. True there are a lot of benefits one can take capitalize on in the Internet. Yet the risk of using Internet as a primary dating means out way its benefits. I wouldn’t recommend it. I think that applies to all interactions offline/online with people you dont know. Being cautious and smart i.e. And also, using any one single means to get to a goal when there are so many ways, is limited. For example, if I only depended on my family, or just my friends, or just the local mosque. I'm not very convinced Xiin. Try again. Che, I'm the exception that proves the rule... noh?

^ . thats a good one. Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^^Internetka layskuma hallayn karo---waa xoolo jinni. Not really Xiin. I've met lots of very nice (and surprisingly sane ) people online. I cant really say there is anymore risk involved with meeting people online than offline. Do you? Che, dee runtuun baan sheegayey.

Being able to use the internet to look for love/partnership is a great convenience and a powerful tool to have at one's disposal. One that most of the world has caught on to and is making great strides to make as secure and painless a process as possible. But as a Somali, dont get happy yet. It will never work for you. Nothing does, obviously. You come from a community that has a tendency to ruin and put a negetive spin on just about anything you did, do or could do.

Originally posted by Caano Geel: pps. whats wrong with a £4.00 kebab a carton of juice and knees up in town given the warm weather, or you worried that the pitta bread might clash with your pals colour coded suits The same thing thats wrong with the badly dressed, scruffy lookin geek squad! :mad: LoL@Val.. Company doesn't pick up all kinds of tabs.. there is a limit. But we are usually willing to put in the rest, after all, we work 26hrs a day! Oh we didnt go anywhere either, it was too lastminute.com lol. Talking of lastminute.com, thats where we do most of our bookings from. Anyways, it come down to this restaurant called Levantine in paddington. So I guess we'll be goin there next week instead. Anyone been there?