WHERE? WHEN? Come on people..do tell.. I hate suspense! uhm...MR.Somalia in London? Would dis b 4 all faaraxs far and wide ? or da skinny ones in London only :rolleyes: ?

*waitin*

Clown, its good U KNOW ur LOST Best time would be after a MASTERS DEGREE atleast! Anytime b4 dat is TOO YOUNG... On a Serious note...this is exactly what I think - Originally posted by x_quizit: Best time to have kids theoretically is when one is married, in a stable relationship, with a stable income. Also, there is no reason to rush...exactly how many kids are you people planning on having? :confused: Normally 2 children is ideal and that should take not more than 4yrs with a 2yr gap...starting anytime between when u r 28 - 33. On the other hand marriage is not synonomous with children, so getting married as soon as you can is good. You can study, live comfortably with your partner, complete half your deen and most importantly keep away from temptations

I'm NOT a pervert :eek: LOL

Darman, I definitely agree... OG needs some serious rest

I did..until I met some internet people and I thought "YUKKIE"....

:rolleyes: uhm.. Completely NUDE? Xaram or not... ITS NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! *shocked at U* :eek:

Agree...he really keeps the Jokes section going... besides the more moderators we have, the better.

I received an e-mail saying one of the characters is called Allah ... can any1 confirm this? IF its true..think we should boycott it as Muslims.

Inaa Lilaahi wainaa Ilayhi Raajicuun, I met the brother a few weeks ago and though I didnt know him personally, I extend my condolences to his family and friends and hope for them Samar iyo Imaan. Allaha u naxariisto.

Since we are giving out respects, I salute three brothers who are truly inspiring in all their posts - Baashi , Shaqsii and Mujahid . I think their opinions are honest, rational and genuine Its not how much you write..its what you write that counts. ---------------- Live Long and Prosper *Vulcan Salute*

What does it take to make a women happy? Patience, forgiveness (for women r hasty with their words) and nice compliments here and there. Also, be very active..I personally hate it when a man is LAZY and wont do things 4 me ... and be thoughtful...its nerve-racking when a guy never thinks of something or surprises you and you have to tell him everything (If I can think of it...Y CANT U?) .. oh well...

Waryaa Shaqsii..do not use me as an example dee ..an example of a new generation chick who paid no heed to her mothers word and failed in da kitchen....uhm....I do make a good 1 tho

Well, when it comes to cooking, I've to be the success story of the YEAR! Having lived at a home with a cook, I never had to lift a finger to either cook or clean. Mum would often suggest I learn a few things so I can manage when I go to uni but I'd always brush it off sayin "Mum, trust me, I dont need to exhaust myself in da heat, it does not take a genuis to figure how to make a few meals and besides what r restaurants and cafetaria's 4 ".Could I be more wrong - NO! :rolleyes: My first initial shock on 'living alone' was when I learned my flats were self-catering and the cafeteria was quite a distance away. Panic set in but I still convinced myself I could manage and tried to maintain a reasonably cool composure. For the 1st couple of weeks I lived on fast food..to the point where I felt sick of hearin the word pizza. To make things worse, the girls I live with cooked delectable meals while I lived on tasteless junk. I was on the verge of packing and leaving...but..couldnt..I didnt want mama to say "I TOLD U SO"... So, I went shopping for plates, cutlery and got a cooking book and started PRACTICE . I've put more food in the garbage than I ate, broke half my plates, for some weird reason always put my forks n spoon in da garbage accidentally but eventually learned from the experience. In a span of 8 months, I've transformed from a not-able-to-make-a-decent-tea to a self sufficient young lady who is the delight of her entire flat and all her friends...who cooks 3 course meals..excellently cooked to perfection in half an hr. Moral of my Story - Necessity is the mother of invention! And you dont need to exhaust yourself...when the time comes -u'll know what to do PS. Shaqsii..maybe I'll take u on that challenge.. despite you having more experience, I'm sure I can throw in a few surprises

Salaams I cant really give you concrete information about the arrival of the Dajaal ( click to refer to an old thread 'bout similar topic ) or the hierarchy of the Zionists but I can safely tell you what u heard is a complete waffle . W/salaam

Darman, I'm becomin a fan

^^^ is my fave SOL nomad..I just love ya Ilhaam.. damn! wish we were sistas!!

Seriously OG..as if any1 will buy the trash I write here :rolleyes:

The only reason girls r winning is 'cause the guys have better things to write than some lil 1 liners that just take more space and have no significant value..... but then again...i.e. women 4 ya

LOL@Shujui ... guess what... I know how to make them posh noodles too.. Barwaaqo, I detect a sense of sarcasm in ur reply..on a serious level, it does take precise timing to make posh noodles taste posh (I'll give u a taster next time around)

Hibo, I just love Biryani .. Anyways, can you post QUICK meals...'cause all that chicken n rice take ages and I'm a student on the move and got my exams just round da corner...I'll probably starve All this food-talk is making me hungry!

Shyhem is 35 :rolleyes:

would it matter if I posted

<====== G.I.R.L :rolleyes: Darman, I feel insulted

Shyhem... u missed da point dee... he is cheatin on her ALREADY..with a left handed woman