What do men really want? 1. Men want a woman who’s good looking and attractive to them. This doesn’t mean those 90 pound models in popular magazines. We want a woman who is not obsessed with her looks but one who takes care of herself and takes the time to make herself look good (look the very best u can for ur size, type, and build). Most men, including me, want a woman who takes pride of how she looks and knows what makes her look attractive, and we also want her to be noticed by other men “peer approval.” YES, we do! 2. Men want a woman who is feminine and kind. 3. Men do not like an angry woman who shouts. We like a woman who can engage and discuss things without being loud. 4. Men do not like a woman who goes to every engagement party in the town “caasha waal.” This does not mean that we want to keep you from going out with your friends(though some men do that). 5. Men do not like a woman who uses sex as a manipulation tool. We absolutely despise such kind of women. Withhold this, and you are severing the connection of our love. 6. And lastly, men want a quite time for hobbies and to spend time with other men (chatting about what’s going on in the world) , and then come home early to have a nice hug.

SS, this was for men, that's why I posted on G-section but moderator decided to bring it here. Anyway, the nine words men use is coming shortly.

The 9 Words Women use… 1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means “something”, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “Fine”. 4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. My advice…Don’t Do It! 5. Loud Sigh : This is actually not a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an ***** and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question why, or Faint. Just say, “you’re welcome.” (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever'). 8. Whatever : Is a women’s way of using an expletive without actually saying it! 9. Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3. Does this sound like your "house" or girlfriend? PS: This was sent to me by a friend. I thanked her for the warning. Haha. Women are such complex creatures!

But he was released after questioned, right? That means the system is working as it should!

To my fellow Awdalites, a semi-autonomous Awdal province (emirate or state) is the only solution to enhance our standard of living. Economic development is impossible, unless we control our destiny. It is time for the worldwide Awdal community to realize this and push forward for a plan: the Awdal Movement. If Somalia were a tree, than we, Awdalites, are the roots . The whole world knows about our previous civilization, the glorious Awdal Empire (Adal or Adel Empire). This was the first documented history of Somalia. Prior to the Awdal Empire, there was a land that Pharaoh Hatshepsut called The Land of Punt, which geographically lies in what would become the historic confines of the Awdal Empire. If she, Hatshepsut, or our beloved forefather, Sultan Ahmed Guray, were capable of seeing our current situation, they would be disgusted! If I ever wrote such kind of incoherent essay, I would have disowned it. I will never tell anyone that I wrote that poor essay. Even a primary school essay will get a better marks than yours. And u still keep saying my article? >If Somalia were a tree, than we, Awdalites, are the roots- intended for a primary school kids? ur insulting our intelligence!

Wife's nagging left me impotent An Italian man is demanding £140,000 in compensation after claiming his wife's constant nagging left him impotent. Sergio Vinucci, from Parma, has produced medical evidence in court that backs up his claims that his wife's nagging caused him so much stress that he has been left impotent. He said: "All she ever does is complain. It is extremely stressful and it has left me unable to be a man. I want some compensation."

Where's A/kadir Jirde nowadays? I think he will be a good choice.

Marx, ur four steps ahead of maryooley and their backward-thinking. Kudos brother, let the insult pass by. That's all they got when they're challenged. As the Chinese, they do go to private schools, if they can afford, and not an isolated charters of their own. And the other comment about Somalis doing well in US, well, how many of those are properly educated and able to make ends-meet?

Thanks ShyRose, and welcome to sol.

Okay, I am not that bored now, so lay down ur stick! Did u read all, which one u like the most?

Some of the daily misuses of the English language. Some are funny and some are very funny. 1. In the window of a Travel Agency: "Please Go Away!" 2. In a Chinese menu: "The pork covers the rice." 3. In a Baptist church: "Read the Bible-It will scare the hell out of you." 4. In a Catholic church: "Staying in bed shouting, oh God! Does not constitute going to church." 5. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: "Drop your trousers here for best results." 6. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs." 7. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions." 8. In the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist in women and other diseases." 9. Another advertisement from a doctor: "We took a young woman with severe memory loss and helped her forget she ever had it." 10. From a dentist advertisement showing a beautiful, smiling woman: "Thanks to my dentist, I'm wearing my favorite jeans again." 11. In a Tokyo shop: "Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run." 12. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it." 13. In an East African newspaper: "A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers." 14. In a Tokyo bar: "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts." 15. In a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid." 16. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: "Would you like to ride on your own *ss?" 17. At the dry cleaners: "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."

u wrong saaxiib. Riyaale reer berbera half buu kabadbaadiyey siyaad bare. And it is too late now in samatar la badbaadiyo. PS. Can't type-am using damn iPod today.

crash... That is the Talabani version ninyow. Ilaahay ha ina tuso jidku nabigu, swtc, uu inagula dardaarmay.

It is Muslim state waryaa. It follows dariiqa islaamka, not the Arab culture saaxiib.

He is going to run away soon like others such as the rapist did few years ago.

^If u were in to the sciences(Biochemistry), not only u believe it but will make it happen in the lab.

^Brother Castro, u may not know this, but both Yey, when he was leading the TFG, and the new leadership in Mogadisho tried(tries) to seduce I-clan in Somaliland promising the biggest share of leadership in that powerless government. They do not care about awdalites except to fragment Somaliland. As Marx correctly puts it, if Awdalites join Somalia, their political representation will be next to nothing. However, if I-clan(mainly from Hargeisa, Berbera, Burco, and Erigabo) joins the union, they will get the lion's share. Is that what Awdalites want?

The average person produces between 1 and 3 pints of gas each day and passes gas about 14 times a day. That said, you may experience even more gas than usual if u consume large amounts of beans, which contain the complex carbohydrate known as raffinose. The by-products of the digestion of this complex sugar may contain high amounts of hydrogen and methane produced by bacteria normally present in the large intestine, which are compastible and potentially explosive . However, other by-products of digestion such as oxygen, nitrogen, and carbon dioxide are harmless.

MAN FARTS - 5 DIE Dover, MA - "I think its something to do with his stomach.." was the last thing that 911 dispatcher Carol Quandt heard before the loud explosion that ended her call with a local Dover resident. At 5:15pm half a city block exploded killing 5 people and seriously wounding 15. The explosion was not caused by any gas leak or natural disaster but from a severe rectal build-up. Dennis Edwards, a local PAOD (Phat-Asses-of-Dover) member, and a Dover Elementary PTA member was killed by a self inflicted anal explosion also killing his wife and 2 children, and there pet Dog fluffy. Apparently Dennis was eating refried beans for days, left-overs from his oldest son's high school graduation reception, and had been complaining about sever stomach cramps. His wife Norma called the paramedics at 5:13pm to dispatch an ambulance but it was too late. At 5:15pm Dennis could no longer hold himself and exploded. A memorial service is planned for Thursday night at the Bethony Lutheran Church. Funeral plans have not yet been announced. source

Don't childbreak it yet! Apple is so nasty that once u try to upgrade a childbroken iphone ur device will lose some of those applications that came with it plus the risk of not functioning properly later. Unless u want to take that risk, stay away from childbreaking it.

and you will be ***** lil secessionist ****. The context implies the war booty as a rape. [ January 09, 2009, 01:34 AM: Message edited by: Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar ]

Originally posted by A&T: What was the option for other people in 1991? Bullyed by SNM, they could only be silent and expect the cloud to pass. The Garaad hebel was there is weak too. Ilka xanaf and Buuba are in Baidoa. Borama was chosen for Symbolism. It does not alter the substance that Awdalites are not pro-secession. Will Awadal people in this forum confirm this fact, please???????? I'm proudly from Awdal, born there and educated, and I support the Republic of Somaliland! A&T, if u want to keep ur arguments based on ifs-lots of ifs ignoring the rights of the majority of Somalilanders while supporting the unionist agenda that's scarce in here then keep urself under that veil of ignorance. But if u want to base ur arguments on realities, instead of ur usual only clan-x supports this, then show us facts such as demonstrations and rebelions against Somaliland's independence that are now occuring on regions such as Awdal. And in the case of independence, u need to understand its the majority vote that counts and not everyone is going to be happy about the decision.

Mr. me, U mean Somaliland! Say this "Somaliland" a couple of times and get used to it 'cus u may regret later for forgetting how to say it during ur first participation in the national anthem. People change u know! So, if u don't mind, spare ur thoughts just in case u change and say "I do". Because change is coming brother and u may want to be part of it. And this is not a joke!

^^Somalilander-nimo is an allegiance to the Somaliland Republic, its customs and institutions. And Somalilander is a person who is a citizen of that country. me, please add that to ur crossword board game also!

JB, S/land is built on what? Somalinimo? If I can answer for JB, Somaliland is not built on Somalinimo but Somalilander-nimo! Wasn't that obvious to u dear?