posted by roko well i'm same age as OG-Girl loool roko the only problem with that is Og-Gal ilaaheey iyo tuke ayaa ka weyn loooool.........asxantu

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU PUT KETCHUP IN EVERYTHING ya kno ur somali when u have 1,768 uses for vasaline! ya kno ur somali when ur on da bus and ur da loudest ppl talkin ya kno ur somali when u have bout 30 kutabz at home but never use it ya kno ur somali when ur dad married two other wifes ya kno ur somali when tea is made 5 times a day ya kno ur somali when u put sugar in everything u know ur somali if you got chased by AFRO-AMERICANs You know u somali when ur mom says " u can memorize music, but u cant memorize quran " You know u somali when u shop for gear on the 20th of the month You know u somali when u buy sifa phone cards You know u somali when u buy a computer and ur parents ask for BBC somali radio 24/7 You know you're a somali male when.. your watch dangles around your wrist You know you're somali when... there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels.. lol You know you're somali when... you have a printer, but it doesn't WORk You know you're somali when... you're up late on a school night (checking out the latest posts on SOL) you know your somali when your dad swears he was a superstar soccer player you know your somali when your mom wears a dirac to the supermarket you know your somali when you have the same drapes as aleast 5 of your neighbors you know you somali when ... you have a cell phone all day, but you turn it on at 6......only in canada loool... you know you somali when ... you go watch soccer games in the summer even though you hate soccer..tdot ppl u know who u r you know you somali when ... you come to a jam with all yo' bling bling, but still wanna hustle, to get in for free u know u somali when u wash the dishes wit socks if we dont find sponges you know your somali when u go to somali parties tellin your girlfriend you don't like somali guys. you know ur somali when your niece is 40yrs older than you. you know ur somali when ur told the wedding starts @ 9 pm but the guests and bride show up at 12 am. you know ur somali when u smell like bariis and baasto @ school you know ur somali when u eat lunch at 8 pm and dinner at 1 am you know ur somali when a basic 3 on 3 bball game takes two hours ta finish you know ur somali when ur hair line starts at ur ears you know ur somali when ur hair is soft and u look mixed but ur lil brother looks like he's from kenya.. .............. asxantu

"If a bird loved a fish where would they live?" this question is really deeeep i don't know which movie but i sure would like ta see it..... but my answer to da above question is, in a island .... my next qoute: finance is the gun and politics is knowin when ta pull the trigger........now go figure ....... asxantu

nuune looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ma fiyoobid waraa ilin aa iga imaaaty

oooooook here is mine u do da math pls aight......... ur age (27)divided by 3 multiplied by 5 supstracted by 25 added by 32 and then divided by 2 = ( ) ........asxantu

calooooleey aaaa uf uf uf uf war yaa cuno waxaas.. xaajiyo try_me maxaa nin kaan maskiin ka ah u dilee haduu ku dhintana, adaa laguu qabsanaa calooleey, carabka (lo'da n arigaba),maskaxda iyo mijiyaha wax bina aadanka fiyoow cunaan ma aha................laakiin tuujiye wuu cuni karaa cuz ma fiyooba ........asxantu

who am i .........have no clue say helloooo to my little ........ try 2 guess that my friends ...........asxantu

How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? woooooooooooow dis is one great movie ..... usual suspects............. doo yuuuuuuuuuu speeaaaak any english.......no hints on dis 1 toooodam easy..................asxantu

Lol xaraam to u checkmate ,the only reason this topic is reserved to ladies is because I dont want you guys to bother us during summer and tempt us to do unlawful things. looooool bambina why xabiibti why since when did cup of coffee become so unlawful lool...............asxantu

walaashiis try-me advice from da wise ... u xiir ninka soo wuxu crush (caashaq digaag) uun ma'aha waxaa ku tiraahdaa shinbiraha la ciyaar....haduuba crush ka cararayo wax kheer qabo ma soo wadin .......asxantu

bambina sis xaraam caleek why only da sis's,that will not be tolarated there in sol........it's like u were a white man n u called us niggaz to our face....yaa xabiibii .........asxantu

famous hollywood lines: 1.let's cut 2 the chase 2.lets get outta here 3.we should go find out (ok i made this one up) hey i can't believe nobody knew goostrahf .......angry management..loooool.....asxantu

qac qaac brah as matter of fact yes i hav indeed noticed such behaviours amongst our communities and as i said b4..waxaa la yiri dariskaaga mar ku dayo marna ku diin marna kaba darnoow ...........asxantu

Please, Please, U DONT HAVE TO THANK ME. PLEASE SIT DOWN......YOU REALLY MUST STOP CLAPPING loooooooool looooooool looooooool one more rounda applouse for shaabella pls .....asxantu

allah yakhral baytak yaa shacbal hindu .....nacala talaah caleek... ..................asxantu

ihi ihi ihihi ihihi ...su** it bill clinton ....loool ........ kaadida aa iga dhamaatay...... asxantu

can any 1 gues which movies this quote is from... goooooostraf goooostraf ...loooooooool hint adam sandler ........ ..asxantu

libaax aad iyo aad ayaan uga xumahay saabiib laakiin oday waalan oo frostaration haayo ayaa laiga dhigay so i was just defending me self sorry boqol jeer hadaan nomands ku xad gudbay ....... hada iyo wixii ka danbeeta afka ayaa juuqda i gabay.......asxantu saaxiib

it's by samual l jackson......

k then here's my list .......maxaa dadka iga reebay.. 1. Best Topic Award = og-moti 2. Funniest Topic Award = tuujiye 3. Intellectual Award = nur 4. Best Avatar = nin yaaban 5. Best signature = nuune 6. Best Nick Award = darbi 7. Personality/Character Award = sacdiya 8. Worse Topic special Award = og-gal 9. Life time Award = nova (u happy) 10. Loyalty to SOL Award = qac qaac asxantu

soomali waxay ku maahmaahdaa (nacasta usha agteeda ayaa lala dhacaa haday garan weeydo,iyada ayaa lala dhacaa) marka mo yusuf maahmaahdaan nuxur keeda haku galo ina adeer.............asxantu

wiji lacag ah bay dumarku wacadka ku iib shaan..nin kii yiri walee dad aan ogahay oo halkaan ku jira ayuu ka hadlaa yey ......... marag anaa u ah...tola'ayee tola'ayee bal ma'anaan garan .............axsantu

ok here is da plan i start with a qoute some1 finishes and starts a new quote...easy ha ..well here it cames: my a$$ may be dam but .................... hope ya'll hav fun with dis .......asxantu

but this game is done ya'll, now i hope ya'll find ..........

lucky why loool@nuune ... ..........asxantu