checkmate

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  1. posted by in n out my parents met online! looooooooooooool loooooooooool mine met (change of hearts) asxantu
  2. salafi wallaahi ur right .....i thought there something fishy ta begin with..i don't think the guy is even dead .....yeah salafi try watching da video carefully how come thier is no blood drippin outta da neck n how come they only show us his back after he they beheaded him......lots n lots of questions asxantu
  3. i just wanted to let yall know that i likes barwaaqo very very muchos tooo . .....og-moti my brother am very sorry bout that mismatch i didn't mean to do u so wrong raali ahoow ya akhee asxantu
  4. maansha allaaah ilaahayoo noodaa.....puntland ha noolaato asxantu
  5. tuujiye mahadsanid walaal waad i shaftay illaahey ha ku shafro.......kheyr ayaan idiin wada rajeynayaa.... asxantu
  6. posted by intuition As for nicknames, There's this guy who has the name caandho can you imagine. Akhas. Mind you big time ciiyal suuq wayee so go figure. loooooooooooooooooooooool i know a guy who's called candho tooo (maybe we is talkin bout da same guy)loooooool@candho it neva accured to me walaahi. intuition sorry sis me didn't know tomato was an insult i won't call ya such thang again.......... how bout (mango) me likes that very very muchos asxantu
  7. all i see is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ......ok uuuh now that me system is clean. which wuna yall ladies has a problem with faarax sayin i luvis u and why is that yall think dirty all da time, when we say we lovis u it doesn't mean we wanna get in between ur skinny legs, it just means that we want is some nice cooked food and nice clean drawers...ya dig....so get ur heads outta da gutter :mad: :mad: ...... tell ur friend that she is very lucky ta get faarax like that.....(it's either ur garl is a dime piece or the nigga is desperate).. but either or she is very lucky women namean asxantu
  8. yareey A-sun idhaaf yaaaaaah......hadii kale i gonna talk bout ur feet..... asxantu
  9. ngonge qoftaan A-sun waa kuu dagaalamoosaa ma istiri... (hashaan kuu so dirilahaane iyadaa jidka u is taagtay oo waxaa ii soo noqotay guduudeey oo la soo madoobeeyey sidii kab loogu waday) now i aks why ooooooooh why.... alla dis for dear ngonge.........much props me nigga u is handlin ur bizz..... Why do every pair of shoes I purchase cut me? maybe cuz lugaha aad tii tiin ku leedahay qodxihii bakool aa wali kuugu jiro yaaaah asxantu
  10. macagii ugu qosal badnaa aan soo maqlay maaanta loooooooooool gabar loo bixiyey (sabuuul) i aint gonna explain why but i hope yall get the concept loooooooooooooooool asxantu
  11. well to tell ya da truth destiny works in mysterious ways list or no list namean... but i guess if ms.wrong came to me witha right mindframe,shyt will be ofda shizzy........ asxantu
  12. poor guy ngonge sxb hashoo gaaban oo gaduudan aan boostada kuu soo dhigaa ya kheey saan ma kuugu daawan kari calool xumo waaye............ asxantu
  13. posted by cute-lilgal checkmate, what part of ur quote ( I WON"T MENTION ANY NAMES) that u don't get.. u know wat sis loose da part of ur name where it says CUTE just lilgal will do...oooh yeah did ya eva heard of sometime called sarcastic remarks?......it was intended lilgal..ya dig yaa kheey maxaa ka rabtiin salafi online wadaalka su'aasha waa ka soo fakatay idinkana washamsi aa ku qaadeen iska daaya yaa kheey maskiin waaye ninkaan.... asxantu
  14. mr.online ta answer ur question haaaaaa/yeeees , sol members do date i know enuff sol members who r datin right now, but i is not gonna mention names.. .(sorry)...... me and intuition had a thang going 4 while but it didn't work out (i know it's sad but so it goes sometimes)... now me and bambino are playin(dhuudhumashoow) but i think we is goin ta hit the bank soon...... tuujiye and da r plannin their honeymoon/malabdayax soon (those kids can't stay away from each other) qacqaac and dd/lucky r now lookin names for their soon to be baby(proud parents) nuune and ck just bought a new house luvly couple(they r always playin cards/turub when i see them) og-moti and og-gal hav been married for while now the just wanna keep it on the hush hush (see she even carries his last name) lakkad and xq r high school sweet hearts (now that is match made of MURAN).. the list is very long brah so i hope this kinda give u an idea of wat is going on............................. asxntu
  15. I was reading that out loud and my 'slow' girl sittin' here goes like, 'naa ninka ma waalanyahay, geel lama liso, RATI baa la lisaa'...!! loooooooooooooooooooooooool rati la lisaayona ma ii dhimaneed ......looooooooooooooooooooool ...... here comes da pain on ur friend ( dharbaaxo on the dabada i can't hit a lady on the face) asxantu
  16. ok intuition sis i gonna dump tuujiye for u now ...don't feel neglected my dear sweet tomato i is urs 4 eva n eva aight tuujiye we is no more ....ya dig ......me is hav a sweet juicy tomato now ............ asxantu
  17. khaadaye-dhigaaye...this guy gabdho lee uu sii qaada wuuna soo dajiyaa,caasi camal.. loooooooooooooooooooooool maya maya pizza delivery waaye ninkaas asxantu
  18. A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..." The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me." She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!" So he says: "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says : Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..." The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me." She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!" The Muslim man replies : "Astagfirulla'h!" and he drops her. asxantu
  19. loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool walaahi dis was funnnnnnnnnnnnnny dam the guy is cheap A$$ ...... just like me
  20. loooooooooooooooooooool waraa tuujiye ma fiyoobid loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool asxantu
  21. ngonge i is likes dis story....i like it i like it alot ....now here comes the pain (dharbaaxo) asxantu
  22. i hav ta say we somalies is krazy ppl cuz i don't think there is a somali family with out a nick name.. .. .... here are someones that really crack me up all the time yo... field goal: dis guy has a big a$$ gap between his two front teeth..looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool head n shoulders: walaahi dis guy doesn't hav a neck ....who eva thought of that name wasn't lyin looooooooool madiido: dis gals name i guess is self explainatory looooooool ceesaanta: the meanin of this word in somali is (the female goat that doesn't have horns) why she has that name me don't know but it's funny looooooooool pls share the ones that yall know ..... asxantu
  23. lakkad my nigga ilaaheey afkaaga caano qaboow ha ku qabto mar waliba ur eeesh calaaa human being ...kings will take the trophy home this year mos def.... n yall niggaz who is rooting 4 da wolves. (the day pigs learn to fly) holla @ me yall asxantu
  24. rudy my nigga kings 4 life .... it's ok yall can talk all ya wants but i promise kings will hav the last laugh .... asxantu
  25. n ur point .............. :confused: asxantu