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NGONGE brother there is always a loop hole/way around it ta every thing and ur right kids come first, but then again it all depends on the engineering dynamics involved in such plannings time,economy and sucrifice by both parties. J11 i couldn't have said it any betta brah .. agree 100% asxantu
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looooooool@kid i lovis ur joke, like a fat kid lovis cake asxantu
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Ahlaan Wasahlaan! first n formost i would like ta say that no one has the right over anyone but one's own self i for one find it quite disturbing when a brother says (oooh yeah my wife has ta stay home when we get married i don't care, this is the right way for a muslim women) see my young brothers it's not unilslamic for ur wife ta work providing the type of work she does for instance teaching and medical are the best jobs for a muslim women not ta mention prospering faculties, the thing with us men is that soon as the thought of our wifes working comes ta mind we automatically think bout her associations with other men. i think ngonge said different strokes for different folks my point precisely brah. If u live in a country or a place were the husband is making enuff money ta support his family then there is no need for the wife ta work, but if we live in north america or the western world were we(single ppl)are challenged for our daily bread, how do u imagine a family of four will servive if the mather n father don't both work or u guys suggest that we do wat some wadaado are doing right now in toronto were they works as a cab drivers while his wifes and kids are collecting welfare (socail worker cames in n says were is ur husband, wife says oooh were divorced, socail worker says i understand ur pregnent is't from a boyfriend or ur X-husband, if boyfriend does he work? wife says it's from a boyfiend but he left me ) these are every day scenario's walaalyaal, sometimes we hav ta balance the perspectives of the cercumstances. me and my wife both work right now and we are not expecting or anything right now but if we hav a baby she gets the year of maternity leave and after she gets back ta work i hav the 6months of parental leave and after that day care.... asxantu
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haybat waxaad u leedahahy, dhulkaaaga hooyo wana lama huraane, hagar la'i wax ugu qabo hantiyey macaan, waa midaan, hooy lagaa oranee helayooo.... calankaagu waa hibo, shafar ugu haoogane ciidaada waa hodan , taa ku ciil baxdee waa haleeladii noo war way kuu dhimanoo aad ku dhiiraneysee viva soomaliya ..... soomaliyaay toosooy, toosooy isku tiirsaneey, hadba kiina taag daranee, taageera waliginee ......viva somalia ...... anigaaa keenu waaa cirkoo kalayeee aan caadna la heen waaaan caan shaqayeeee ....viva somalia
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jamaatu bravo bravo qatari sana ..... gacan iyo labo lugood aan kuu taagay ... discretion= ikhtiyaar/go'aan mudasho haye qofkale ha iga qabto mickarofoonka asxantu
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wat happened guys cat cut ur tongues/afkii maajuuqda gabay,or the big ballers didn't came home yet....gadiid,baashi,nuune,qacqac,tuujiye,508, lakkad where yall@/idinmeeye asxantu
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Since when did they rule cricket? Do you know which year they win the cup? Please share with us because West Indies, Australia, Pakistan etc have been dominating cricket the past half century England won thier first n last world cricket championship in 1914. three years after the game cricket was established/created hope that helps yall asxantu
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ONE MORE THING from reading every body's posts, i couldn't help but initiate this fact: why must we accuse the smaller fish and while the whales swim and exculpate, one must clearly preportion all the possibilities, don't ya think. how do we know that this wasn't a direct order asxantu
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during his presidential elections, but I am so disappointed and amazed how naïve I was to think this man was fair and just, he uses the word democracy more than anyone I know, yet he abuses it, brother Moti here u r again being naive WAT IS DEMOCRACY? democracy is government by the people; especially : rule of the majority. so basically if majority thinks it's kool ta drink BEER, ta burn MASJIDS, ta kill MUSLIMS n so on so forth, we must do wat majority does (be democratic). so don't be naive brah thinking the democratic world is sensationally super.There is nothing super bout them brah asxantu
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kaadi badane waa loo gogol badshaa kheyr wax nagama dhimee shar aan ka tabaa busheesano Labo qaawani isma qaado
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ok guys here is some more......good luck Ambition: Discretion: Circumstances: Gratitude: Determination: Inrtoduction: asxantu
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Admin please remove this topic.....cuz u n i hav samin in common which is we both can't stand NacNac so go ahead do wat u do best my humble Admin ....i now leave this issue to ur discretion asxantu
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Bishaaro afkaaga caano qaboow lagu qabay, dadkaan mardadabada nagu aqrinaaya naga qabo... asxantu
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posted by gadiid ministry of agriculture:Wasarada beeraha exacutive directer of planning: Maareeyaha Guud ee Qorsheynta insurance:Caymis business license:Shatiga/ogolanshaha Ganacsiga driving school:Iskoolka darawalnimada bravo bravo gadiid walaalkiis am surprised khatari sana waan kaa cabsaday ....but(one small mistakes thou DRIVING SCHOOL= SKOOL WIIDO asxantu
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dear brothers n sisters i just wanted to correct my self like brother MOTI insha allaah .....just know that allaah is just n he know wat's best for all of us .....we are all humans n when we see or hear anything unjust being done to another muslim brother/sister we became reactioniers but when we should be proactive ... du'aas may allaah make it easy for him n his family insha allaah o'allah forgive us, take pity upon us and grant us sustenance allaah! improve our religious life for that is to be out refuge and improve our worldly life for we hav ta liv it and prepare us for the afterlife which we shall hav to return and make this life a means to achieve every kind of good and turn death into a bliss before any evil state supervenes o'allah help us in remembering thee, in expressing gratitude to thee and in worshipping thee in the best of manners o'allah make us insignificant in our eyes and significant in the eyes of others o'allaah we seek thy refuge from the knowledge that brings no good and from the heart that has no fear (of allah) and from the prayer that can't be entertained and from the self that can't be satisfied asxantu
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thank you brother abdilatiif ..... i shall start ministry of agriculture: exacutive directer of planning: insurance: business license: driving school: i think these five oughta do the job for now ...and those of u who think these one's are hard, u hav no idea wat's in store for u (faanoole farre kama qodna) asxantu
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LoooL, I was talking to 508..this is our way of talking in Ethiopia was un Islamic Dhanto. Subxanal llaah .... can some1 please tell me what got into this women ....itaqal llaah yaa bintal somali abuuk .... asxantu
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An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again. The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times. Soon the entire town is whispering about the "Man Who Orders Three Beers". Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers?" "Tis odd, isn't it?" the man replies, "You see, I have two brothers, and one went to America, and the other to Australia. We promised each other that we would always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family bond." The bartender and the whole town was pleased with this answer, and soon the "Man Who Orders Three Beers" became a local celebrity and source of pride to the hamlet, even to the extent that out-of-towners would come to watch him drink. Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest of the evening: he orders only two beers. The word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the soul of one of the brothers. The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me first of all, want to offer condolences to you for the death of your brother. You know-- the two beers and all..." The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are alive and well. It's just that I, myself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent." looool asxantu
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Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first worm in alcohol - dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. The third worm in sperm - dead. The fourth worm in soil - alive. So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment?" Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms! asxantu
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable." asxantu
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juxaaaaaaa aniga taa igu dhigtay waagii xalane aan joogney aan wali ka soo waaqsahooyaa, ebidkee ma arkin geber oo bajiye bisbaas la aan cunheeso adi ii koow eheed, ebidkee ma arkin geber sootaano cagaar eh qabto adi ii koow eheed, ebidkee ma arkin geber buruka deeda fooneeneeso adi ii koow aheed, laakin juxa walaashiis ani qalbigeega fiyoore aa ku abuuratay maskax ma qabi ani dadka dhan lama miire ay i mudaan waa iga maadsadaan fiyoorahaas daraadiis..... enuff said where is my miir shush waryaa(tawkin ta me self) iska iloow gebertaan bax awees macoow agtiis aad mingis halagaa soo tumee(adoogee is tawkin to me) umaaa adi ma ii naxdidoo,(umaa) hayebo shimee lamogoodle daan juxa ladhoho isbarateen ala sugbo jaamac jeesto gebertiis miyaa (me) maya habartee tan waxaa dhalay cali garuumoow (umaa) haaaa ma kasaayi kaas ha imoodo lamo lamo ha iimoodo.. juxaa xabiibtii wa xayaati xaa sameeyaa adogee iyo umaadee kafee boor ma rabaan, waxay rabaan qoftoo ani camal baliil eh laakin ani kafee boor aan rabaa .. asxantu
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booooy i couldn't believe my eyes when i saw this in the news this morning ..maaaaan.. talk bout trapin a brother (maskiin) walahi i feel for him and his family (subxaanal laah) i don't think ina million years ta come there will be a somali person that would do such a thing...no freakin way..... this mornin they were sayin that the intent was ta blow (the somali mall) but now they have changed the wordings saying that intent was a mall..... (alaah yakhra baytak yaa kufaars) nacala talaah caleeyk asxantu
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llooooooooooooooooooll juxaaaa ya xabiibti maxaa ka hadloosaa buraan burkaaga maba fahmooyo aniga GEESI iyo GOD xay ka walax yihiin? arooska walaasheey aa soo dhaw waa kuu yeeraa adi u buraanbur noooh ... alaa maxaa ka mac islaan buraan burto iyo oday gabya= ani iyo juxaa/jalaato here a lil samin samin: hoyaaalayee hoyaaalayee hoooyeeeey hoyaaalayeeee war gorgor baa i kacshoo wuxuu yiri go'ee bal soo tooseey, waxaan iri gob xaalkeed maxaa galabta dooni yeeey, ......don't get me started baby gal ....just don't waad u jeedaa in aan AFTAHAN ahey ... asxantu
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looooooool loooooooool looooooooool watta damm A$$es .....they clapped huh loooooooool loooooooolll..funny wallaahi very funny asxantu
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dhar magaalo sida lagu qaato waa fudu tahay , laakin dhal magaalo sida lagu noqdo waa dhib badan tahay Raga waxaa ugu liita: ma tashade, taada ma qaate , tuu keenana ku qabsatay asxantu
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