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  1. POSTED BY JOHNNY PRAVO btw is there a mutual freind who can itroduce ya mum to my mum my friend i suggest u quite while ur a head.....those words were my warning shots....next time u bring up RAULA'S name and her mum into the picture....ama hav ta take ta greygound n body u n the mutual friend....and dude believe me u don't want a piece of this beast....ya betta aks somebody.......raula will soon be me second wife....and her mum has already given me the go ahead signal... so i don't want u and ur mumz creating problems for me on my sector ya dig... asxantu
  2. hhmmm Moti my dear friend i hav ta say am disappointed @u, i neva thought in a million years that you would be cabable of such awful act (blackmailing a sweet innocent gal like dawoco for ur publicity and fame) and here we are trying ta do errthing in our power to avoid fame so that our kids don't hav ta walk around with Masks on their faces, so that we can enjoy our evening walks around the park with out being chased by parperatsies. wat happened to u my dear friend?, wat changed? i always thought you and i were One of a kind indivuals.....the reason why i say that is becouse i will neva forget the times we hav spent tagether....... DO U REMEMBER HOW WE FIRST GOTTA CAMBODIA( i still laugh when eva i remember that)ha ha ha see guys this took place in the year 1976 when Siyaad Bare's regime was very powerfull and they were killing anyone who did support their political agenda's.....and there we were me, JUXA, MOTI, and foxy (dawaco) innocent young activists who wanted ta make a difference in our country (mandela style). When Siyaad bare and his crew found out that we were creating problems for them they came after us and at that time my uncle managed ta get us outtaf somalia by truck and brought us to TANZANIA, which he then piad this ITALIAN fella some money to take us to AMERICA (the land of freaks) but on our way their we were transit ta combodia when the italian fella disappeared on us with our money daamn. lucky for us the combodian government was kind enuff ta grant us residence, but life didn't get betta after that i tell ya, we were all living in this compact Hut near sala-khmer's farm. me and Moti found jobs, i was ironing ppl's clothes for living while moti was shoe cleaner desent living in combodia. all that time the gals stayed at home and looked after us. But after 4 months of hard work n layber after learning the languege the gals found jobs they both started babysitting for this wealthy guy named KUNLOW HAN nice human being n that's when MOTI AND JUXA fell madly IN LUV and few weeks later they got married(how me and foxy sang that day) in about two weeks into the marriage we discovered that JUXA was pregnent... that's when the mood swings and dabeecad xumi started, fights after fights and she started getting very sick after words and that's when we teamed up for some money and we sent her to the UK for betta doctoring but unfortunately she had a miscarriage.. saaad i know MOti was crying for eight straight days.while all of this was going on me and my foxy got married toooo we were married for bout two years, she had my first baby boy(HAN) we named him after her former boss. she siad she wanted to go to the UK after juxa we had a bit of quarells and finally we decided to go on our separete ways which we did(she doesn't like ta talk bout this much and neither do i) am sorry baby mama....it will neva happen again . asxantu
  3. looool@J11 damn skippy brah posted by tuujis xaaji Shobaro saas hadaa u kulushay too ku babiso raadso..lol... tuujiska abaaba kuleelka badan wuxuu ii keenay babis badan which let ta alots n alots of practice that's why some say i put the X in sex...i dhon kanow how (but i thinks it's cuz am INDHO TAREE when it comes ta dis) posted by juxa cadeey nw great post. may i put myself in this 4-irdood market. i do not care if he has 3 i would be no4, as long as he can handle my dabeecad xumo and the fact i love to terrorise any macawis wearing cawaale. if u wear short, pls LEERTA juxa fanaxleey waxaan kuu sheegi lahaa in aan aniga ku jiro Groupy Da Beene, dabeecad fiican was neva me style(uf uf )intee geenaa qof dabeecad fiican ani iyo in aan weligee meel aadin with out macawis n i wear my macawis just like me fellow scotish men wear their KIRT with Air Conditioning(if u know wat i mean) ..so my question to u is ....who is shorts? wat is shorts huh? asxantu
  4. iyaaaaah waraaa tuujiye gabadhii weershada aheed oo aad numberka ka qaadaneeysey intee ku danbeesay ...... adi baab maku shiro haye...wax lee tuujineee (macbuudka) asxantu
  5. scorepian sista there is alot of truth in wat u said..... common interest is wat it exactly is(undress me slowly and i'll undress u slowly sort of thing)....sex,sex and more sex....healthy HALAAL fun ....everyman and women's dream .... asxantu
  6. xaajiyo raula as u can see i hav proven me self over n over again that am by far the best qualified candidate for the job and am still working on my swahili.(jambo)...so wat do u say huh ...
  7. posted by curly sue SHOOBARO good question! Now here's a question for you...get ready it's going to be a hard one! Why do you always say the silliest things? You've only been a member since April 15, 2004 and you've managed to post 359 articles...have you nothing better to do with your life other than post senseless one liners attacking everyone and anyone whose views and ideas oppose yours!!! looool nice real nice ....am just being shoobaro darling why do i always say the silliest things? answer: baby gal it's in me nature (can't help it)like it's ur nature to be weird, well mine is sillyness ur a true sport CUTE lil_gal...baby cakes i don't hate you (as matter of am found of u cutey) don't pay me no mind cakes keep doing wat ya do aight .... ur a true sport (more found of u now) LIBAAX SANKATAABTE sxbkeey applicationka abuukaata yaasha waxaa laga qaybinooyaa BAKAARAHA remind me ta get u 1 asxantu
  8. rahima walaalo that makes the two of us ....... where has she been now adays? ....nways if u see her tell her i said sup aight ...thaanx rahima asxantu
  9. Sniper bravo brah ......god bless u and ur childern n the children of somalia.. asxantu
  10. With all due respect cute_lilgal how come u always come up the silliest topics ever....such as: 1)How many times have you been in LOVE? 2)tell something about ..... 3)signatures 4)Who would you consider... 5)If you could do it all over again! 6)Which of the two is more important to you? 7) Ya smell me? 8)ANOTHER SOL GAME! 9)what would you prefer????????? you know wat while posting ta this topic i have realized u hav alot of un answered questions in ur life....baby gal never mind wat i said keep aksing (let it all out babe) n we'll keep on answering aight..... back to the topic....who would i consider closest friend in SOL..... OG-gal, asxantu
  11. I thought we were all talking bout BIG women how did it change to being sexiest and DA getting bashed n all.......hijackers.....ooh well shyt happens i suppose.. back to the topic....just like qac qac and Ngonge siad there are guys who like BIG/FAT women, but am Not one of those guys. I Mr SHOOBARO LUUUV BIG WOMEN n i would like ta tell them that skinny chicks ain't got shyt on them, i personally think skinny gals all hav diseases or some sort of disorders (or else why they so skinny huh shyyyyyt)but i just lofes how big women always smell like food when ur around them, how they always make u a sandwichs after doing the deed, how wat's their's is urs and wat's urs is urs shyyt i lofes that bout them buttom line is BIG women need luv too and am here ta giv it ...... asxantu
  12. posted by libaax sankataabte Only those who grew up in Somalia/Somaliland would recognize the significance of lime. lol marka ugu horeysa waxaan aad iyo aad uga xumaaday sida aad soomali u kala soocday... adigoo raali iga ah libaax soomaliland halkee bay ku taalaa? run ahaan tiina liima dhanaan didn't hav any significance in our golden days growing up in SOMALIA. adigoo raali ah asxantu
  13. posted by jumatutu Word has it shoobaro that you also have a tail, and we dont know that. get ouuta here juma u already knew that maaaaaaaaaan, same as i know u hav one big eye on ur forhead, but u don't see me asking around...do u.....don't think so maaaaaaan asxantu
  14. checkmate

    LETTERS

    looooooooooool@gediid........Bill gales reads article .......smiles....n says......this guy has potential when he's on JAAD, hire him now asxantu
  15. checkmate

    Yaa Kaleee

    looooooooool@ yaa kalee waraa wax tuujiye wali ma nooshahay......ayaa mayaa mahaan dhan malagu arkina koronta maa lagaa goostay sxbkeey....abaaba walaahi wax cusub maleh waa u jeedaa websiteka hadaa korantada loo shidey (baashaalka ha bilaabmo waaye) hayehee wax tuujiska bilaab abaaba asxantu
  16. posted by raula Raagyahow! daqdaqda badan iskadhaafa-eh! mesha hadaan wax kuheysin sida SHUJUI-1, so bandhiga dee. SHOOB, and BAASHI , you 2 disappoint me- FUULEYAAL XAAR KULUL ( CIGAAL shidaad numero quatro' ) looool@quataro raula gacaliso ayaamahaan oo dhan waxaan isku dayaayey sidii aan af-swahili u baran lahaa, this is wat i hav learned thus far (mimi nataaka weewe muuuuchoos, hadaad igu qarxisidna ogoow TUUMBA IN NAANI NUUMA )and i would like ta say just like denzel washington SHUJUI AIN"T GOT SHYT ON ME....am da bomb n he's mediocre.. that's for caaying me in swahili shujui ...... ps: push comes to chaff i gonna hav to pull the manly maneuver(shukumaan aan madaxa kaaga xiraaa in taan ku afduubo, wadaadkana boobsii boobsii aan ku dhahaa) just like the golden days asxantu
  17. i would suggest shiisha with some yikky sticky uuuuweeeee scent...it's the shytnizz... it will not only knock ur socks off it will also make u feel like a bird ........DARMAN ler them now brah ... asxantu
  18. loooool@shujui i believe u hav scored points when u brought up greece XAAAJI BAASHI maxaa ina dhexmaray aniga iyo adiga oo aad sidaas iigu aflagaadey naysaa walaaloow, meeshaad iigu yeertay SHAXAARI NUMERO UNO waxaan ka jeclaan lahaa adigoo iigu yeera AFMIINSHAAR NUMERO UNO. maxaa yeelay meeshaan ka imi(Qoryooleey) shaxaari waa ceey maqdac ah.... NGONGE brother don't get mad get glad....nin lagu qarxiyo adiga uguma horeeyn mana ugu danbeen toontid No comments yet for SHOOBARO, Shujui, Baashi, etc . Let me think about the offers waad u jeedaa meeshii magacaaga laga rabay waa la giliyey ETC so that makes u taariikh/history....raula walaalo why did u put ngonge in QARXIS.com seven of nine walaalo gabar ducaysan ayaa tahay (ilaahey waxaan kaaga baryaa yaa in uu cimri dheer,caafimaad iyo cibaado suuban ku siiyo. waxaad jeclaatid na kula jeclaado macadalaa aniga noqdayaa ilaahayoow amuureheena noo fududee) numberkaad jeceshahay qaado laakin aniga seven kuuma quuro... asxantu
  19. cute_lilgal's signature I so far ahead of my time I'm about to start another life".... hhhmmm i thinks ur too fast too furious.... so slow down a bit try enjoying ur cup of coffee and ur walk around the park. asxantu
  20. scorpion_sista ...i would hav loved it even more if u would hav created a new post for this topic.......but regardless it was very interesting read....it definitely make u wonder of wat type of person u really are...... ps: is there anyone in SOL that i hav had impact in their lifes? if there isn't pls lemme know asxantu
  21. loooooool@jamatutu ...... loooo@ juxaa ....walaashiis ma laigu qasbin yaa kheey but i was just being grateful of all the women in my life (my mother,my sister ands my wife)looool..dhibleey waaxid but i hav ta say damac ayaa isoo galay RAULA xaajiyo (ilaahey jana fardowsa ha kaa waraabiyo)wish there were more of u in this dunya(shukaansi in aan ku dhereeyaa ha is dhihin) it's just that i would do anything for u walaashiis ii sheeg xagee lagaa helaa iyo reerkiina magaciisa so that i can ask for ur hand odey lacag badana waan ahay ee ogoow waana iska yara qurux badanahay da' uun baan la dagaala maayaa NGONGE iyo SUJUI-1 may the best man win to raula's heart..... predictions>>>>>sujui-1 not as chance....me n NGONGE might go to penalties having RAULA as the goolkeeper which she's going to stop all ur shots n let my shots slide.... asxantu
  22. timir tii horey aa dab loo waayee ma tukale baan ku dari karaa. hai moodaan korkor ha ii moodaan dumaroow imtixaan/examination aduunyo ayaa tihiim..... balo naga hayooo balo naga haay... ps: laakiin kheyr alaha idin wadasiiyo dhamaantiin Kabiir walaa SAQIIR la aantiin abaar iyo nus waaye asxantu
  23. posted by Somalisujui Well I am Somali 120% and i got no documents to prove but are my features enough? hhhmmm FEATURES huh, ok then lemme take a while guess 1)ur hair line starts behind ur ears.2) ur big a$$ forhead looks like it's carrying half of ur brain 3) ur so skinny that u go to baby GAB to buy ur clothes4)ur so smart and u know errthang n ur boi's call u (somalinajua)but why do u call ur self somalisijui :confused: ... buttom line is u's more somali then anybody i is knows brah asxantu
  24. posted by khayr I DON'T THINK THAT THE 'OLD OG GIRL' COULD WRITE LIKE THIS B/C HER ENGLISH IS NOT AS STRONG AS HER ARABIC AND HER MANNERISM WAS MUCH BETTER. NOT AS ARROGANT. SHARIAH GIRL, WHO IS YOUR GHOSTWRITER?????? i hav ta honestly say i hav wondered that my self on several occasions, so u r not alone brah back to the topic........i just wanted to mention that it's NOT obligatory for the wife to cook n clean for her husband, even if she does that for her husband it's merely out of respect n care. Our beloved prophet(pbuh)used ta do his own laundry n clean the house at times NOT wanting ta put burden on his wifes..... the other point that i wanted to make was that as brother baashi put it it's mandotory for the man to provide for his family but the duty has been lifted from ur heads, so this fact should make all women happy so that they hav more time taking care of them selfes, thier homes, thier children and so on n so forth. For the women who are not happy bout the facts of thier husbands working to bring bread on the table n fullfilling wat was mandated by the creator, first try completing wat was fardh/demanded of u by allaah n them maybe u can try pursuing wat's NOT waxaan maqli jiray wiil kii yiri (aabow kan yar iga celi anaa kan weyn iska celinaayeee) hadaba tii baa idinwada heysata haawooleey asxantu