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  1. looooooooooool@u fellaz JOHHNY PRAVO my brother i guess despite my warning ur still NOT conviced, which lets me ta believe that ur a young fella who is a sucker for bra sizes and pedicures. but neva the less i shouldn't dirty my sword over a minor obstacle such as ur self howeva i shall giv you wat you seek....A swift kick on ur buttocks...and tell you carry on lad yes--------->that way BAASHI awoowe i should hav expected this from you, after assuring me that you were completely over RAULA, i find you sniffing around (i know RAULA HAS THE TOUCH, but let it go awoowe let it go for AYEEYO'S sake) cuz i wanna be able ta sleep at night am having hard time with you as it is in my dreams. :mad: :mad: First it was ur son n now it is JOHHNY PRAVO u would rather see RAULA with anyone else but me huh.... i think i know why...is it cuz i bullied ur kids when we were little...but then again u always thought i was older than them........ ps:baashi i really don't appreciate u giving out RAULA's # and her room mates name RAULA baby cakes pls tell these ppl u n i are a pair like a foot n a shoe, ring n finger and like a hand n a glove...pls tell'em sugar cakes asxantu
  2. Very informative topic indeed.....good job romeo asxantu
  3. ala jamaaloow walaal xusuus baad i galisay. waxaan soo xusuustay hasheedii "maandeeq" la oran jiray... waligaa nirig ma isla jaqdeen hooyadeed/hasha naaskeeda.....qoodhaa iyo xeeradaa asxantu
  4. allaah yahdiikum, allaah yahdiikum shacbul ciraaq ilaahayoo u fududee walaalkeen iyo wixii dhibaatayson oo dhan yaaa rab asxantu
  5. posted by Darman I got a cousin who was a prosecutor and now a district judge, his life is a true success story masha alaah.. I will ask him if he don’t mind being part of your project. oooooooook my father invented MICROWAVE ..so i will ask him if he doesn't mind being part of ur project madam juxa....ok asxantu
  6. waxaan aa lagaaa dhahaa soomaaliya! alaah qurux badanaa dhulkeeni hooyo asxantu
  7. posted by FEBYAARO..Juxa Afka in aan jug isku siino waaye hee maxaa sugee Bal ilkaha ha iska tuurina waa idin baryaa yaayeee...... juxa xaajiyo u hav come to the right place...assistance u will be showered with fanaxleey asxantu
  8. waryaara hee waxaan arkay INTUITION waaaaw wlc back gabareey ....long time no see....glad ta hav ya back cakes asxantu
  9. posted by Jamaal. Baashow sxb, waxaan ka maqli jirey gaala-madowda kiinyaatiga ah: "Dhaawa yaa Mootoo ni Mootoo"...oo u dhiganta: "Daawada dabka waa dab" ee maad shaaha ka wardoontid, illeen kuleylbaa kuleyla lagu daweeyaaye? ragooow maxaa la isugu been guuraayaa...waqtigii kuleeylka kuleeyl lagu jibin jiray ma joogno....da'a ayaan la dagaala meeynaa (dhabar xanuun iyo lafo xanuun)ayaan meel aan ka marno la'nahay...baashiyoow meeshaad odayaashaan shaah uga keenayso, walaal aniga caano geel iiga keen asxantu
  10. looooooo@ laga roonaha sadaxleey/dhagaxleey Nir baa wuxuu yiri "marag alla waxaan ka ahay in ay timahaan timaheeyga yihiin" saaxiibtiis ba waxay tiri "marag alla waxaan ka ahay in ay timahaas timihiisa yihiin Barkin baa waxay tiri "marag alla waxaan ka ahay in ay timahaan igu kor seexanin habeenkii" asxantu
  11. Don't mention it darling.....ur wat i want after i hav thaat drink....so that we can make lots of babies while listenin to those sweet smooth jazz melodies asxantu
  12. wale iyo wale A-sun iyo 7of9 labadiina gashaanti hada waxaa u soo dhigateen the queen of all queens RAULA....maxaa/why i ask? is it u guys are jealous and envious by her soft sweet baby skin, her coca cola body shaped that's full of life or is it cuz of her hally berry face huh ( i say all of this cuz i seeen it) ..... But on the real thou u women are so vindictive..does this hav ta do anything with that time when both of u had the HOTSSSS for me and i chose RAULA over u guys...i honestly hope NOT for ur sake...cuz that some saaaaad shyt :mad: :mad: asxantu
  13. LAYzy No wonder u don't hav a JOB ur LAYzy .....sweet_gal do the opposite of what was suggested....am sure u'll land a JOB as a CEO.. keep ur head up baby gal it will come.. asxantu
  14. Tola'ayoo tola'ay ma anaanan soo qaldamin maanta, markaan arkay mowduuc ku saabsan "Cirroolleyda Kurbaysan" waxaan u qaatay in ay TALADU TAFAHA KA BAXDAY oo rag badan kala caroodeen oo gogol dhig la isugu habar wacanaayo. Balse hadaan soo baraarugay oon gartay in meeshaan rag cirroole yaal ah isku habar wacdeen (ibtilo), hadaba aniga cirradeyda waa cirra caanood (akhyaar nimada ayey la imaatay)..laakin waxaa codsi iga ah afartan jir caruur ah boos ma u heli kareeysiin asxantu
  15. libaax thaanx ....i wanna suggest baadiyo rooob ku da'aayo geel iyo ari nin iyo naag oo dharka (hindaha iyo dhaqanka wata) geel iyo geeljire gabar waxaraha daaqineysa iyo pls hadaad awoodaaan (Oday Jaad Cunaayo) asxantu
  16. NGONGE u hav my blessings sir.....u make us all look good sir..(may god enter ur shoulder) asxantu
  17. dawaco my dear sweet baby mama....denail...denail.denail....how long can u keep doing this to me baby....i have always thought of u and only u whenever i was with other women if it's any conciliation....pls come back to me....i wanna see my son HAN... i hav already taken the liberty of talking to MoTi he has agreed to give me all of the documentations, tapes and the video's under some minner conditions..(but am sure their nothing me and him can't work it out) so no worries mama ....just know that....baba loofis u ....i will take care of errthang... asxantu
  18. johhny pravo looool@ the scene from QABRIGA JACEYLKA..... Now on the serious note my brother...don't u know (where there is conflict is due to the reason of well constracted fabrication by alleged historians, scholars and powerful indivituals such as WOMEN)...hope u get un idea of wat my baby cakes raula is doing....somalida waxay dhahaan(naagtu kun nin bay shirisaa, mid kaliya bay kala baxdaa)....am #2 so johhny wat number are u huh?....looks like raula wants ta make u her ginny pig....and if ur up being a ginny pig...eventhou i don't eat pork...i will be more than happy make dis ecception this time....ya dig Raula baby cakes why are you forcing me to do....why ....johhny is a good guy ....baby pls don't give the wrong impressions...i don't wanta hurt him once he gets a BIG HEAD... asxantu
  19. if ur mad ...pls come here and express ur self....let it all out ..sorta like a therapy sessions..... DA sis am feeling like the incredible HULK towards u right now... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: all u had ta do was write up some shyt ....lil contribution won't hav hurt you....greeeeen greeeeen asxantu
  20. i thinks you boths shoulda gets losts....... asxantu
  21. looooooooool adiga xaa xabadkeeeda ku tusay...qandho kula gafuur weeyneydee...xabad luus fiirihaa maskiis aragdid...waraa isha muruq yuu kaa galin saas wax u firineysid asxantu
  22. posted by madam juxa shoobaro, kaalay xaa magaca la badbadlataa,,,,,suffering ID crisis and wearing kilt, not skirts brother. yaa rabi, scotish ku yiri, iisoo qeyli when u embrase the macawis fashion, gosh, why u take my joy away. xaajiyo wat i was trying ta say was i wear MACAWIS and i wear it with joy.....but i wear it like the scotish men wear their kilt with NO UNDERWEAR.....FOR AIR CONDITIONING PURPOSES ONLY ...... see waaye adi xabiibtii asxantu
  23. posted by madam juxa for the ladies, bahashaan dooraa, duf ay idinka soo bixinee, ma lugahaa, ma garbahaa, ma meel ale ogyahaa. hala iska yareeyo looooool very very true but is for both gendors.......... aniga saan dooro u cunaayey cidiyaha, ciridka iyo ilkaha xataa duf aa iga soo baxday.......hayeeeeeey hala is ilaaliyo asxantu
  24. looooooool loooooooool bas dheh madam juxa pls bas dheh.......i shoorabo muudeey awees mungaani hereby admit wat i wrote in my previuos post had some fabricated and false statements( i only did that cuz spicy flavors is good for any story and dish) so pls don't hold that against me..... but when it comes down ta it, i think i did it for my boy HAN.....i miss my boy *** turns of the light, sits on da jiinbaar, thinks bout HAN and his baby mama *** asxantu