uuuuuuff breathing it all off ....today i was off for no apperent reason,left the house this morning feelin my day will be just like any other day (fastastique),soon as i got to my car saw the driver rear tire was flat when i just bought all four tires few months ago. After changing the tire to the reseve tire in the trunk (the donut) i headed over to the place where i got them from (canadian tire),luckily i had my receipts went over to the counter and explained the situation to the lady and she tells me i hav ta wait for two hours ta get my car serviced, so i said look here lady it's a 15min job and u expect me ta stay here for two hours :mad: she said that's the soonest she can get me in, pissed as hell i sat there waited for two hours :mad: pissed as hell, so sitting in the waitin room you can actually watch the cars get pulled in as the mechanics repair their previous errors, soon enuff i saw my car pulling in and am telling me self (it's bout time) so i turned around to finish the article i was reading (how the terrorist mind works or something like that). After 20 minutes i looked back ta see wat was being done and saw the guys putting back tagether the wrong tire, so i went out and told him "dude it's the driver rear NOT the passenger rear" ooooh no wonder i didn't find any problems with this one and i said isn't obvious that the DONUT is on the other side and he goes "SIR i was only going by wat is written in my copy here" so he went back in side was gone for bout 10 min came back and said he was gonna go for his break now. then i lost it completely went inside to the counter said i wanted to speak to a managar and raised hell on him. The poor guy was called from his break, he finished the job.....finally after three hour wait for a damn tire.....and the managars came out and tryed cooling me off "SIR here is couple of coupons for a free OIL change ur next two trips, sowie for the inconvenience and troubles" my response after taking the coupons " thaanx for the offer guys but am afraid aam neva camin back here again" xanaafa idinka ayaan idinkula kor dhacay iga raali ahaada.....my day wasn't as "magnique" as i hoped it would be asxantu

^^^^^^^my point precisely baashi....and i think u just gav her a taste of her own medicine. Our prophet (pbuh) said you would get more AJAR if you marry a divorced women.(no where will it say u'll get less AJAR if u marry a vergin/not married women...except thru ur logic diagnosis ONLY... I really admire ur way of thinking at time....but i sometimes think u lack the principality of all.... asxantu

LayzieGal...iz't me OR u hav a problem with the world and wat in it....i don't know...may be u weren't hugged enuff when u were lil...may be u hav a problem with aggression....maybe u need ta look inside deeply...and see wat the lil laziegal wants...i really don't know.... Now THROW IT IN REVERSE FOR THIRST...(somein) my maacho asxantu

yes capitaano .....aloore wat ur saying is tifanny is women's best friend nad every man's nightmare......xaajiyo i always thought u and i like simple stuff in life....walking ta where we work, enjoy nice meals at bergur king, honeymooning in a parking lot (instead of 3 and half seasons), block buster movie every once in a while, darin on the floor(instead of a king size bed)...simplicity sweety simplicity...i hav already picked out a ring for u...one that is made of aluminium....after u see it tifanny's won't say much believe me..... ps:it's NOT that am cheap it's just that i prefer simple things asxantu

sheeekh abdiqaadir jaylaani yooow .....allaah ku jecliyaa this is one of the reasons why U n I are one of a kynd, we are a match made in buurihii naaso hablood.... PS: loooooool@ayuuto money....i don't think very many ppl know wat that means.....looool asxantu

As I ducked and dodged my way thru the many female crowds in my life I think i hav found Answer #2,I ducked to the left and spun thru a revolving door as I look behind me there she was sharing this breif ride with me. This pretty lil creature looking at me as we make our way to the lobby, shinny brown eyes, fair complexion, long indian hair and she was a perfect 24/46, she wore knee lenth skirt and a matching blazer of reckless shades of beige and blue. As i watched her trot past me she glanced back to look at me for the final time i suppose, when our eyes caght each other with sparks, wach yama call it (a moment) yes indeed, It was THE moment.we knew exactly where ta meet and precisely at four-thirty. call it wat u wanna call it,bt we call it (destiny) fate which was long over due, we sat in that coffee shop just admiring one another and we slowly sipped our coffee's discussing where we wanted ta go for our honeymoon. i shall continue the rest of the story soon as the special lady reveals her identity asxantu

^^^i know brother ngonge i know ......some people have dirty minds.... asxantu

posted by 508 What goes around comes around - No white guy would ever talk to a somali lady, and if she talks to him she will be treated according to the cultural motivated policies which says she should be beaten up and put in jail for few months - All domistic helpers will be imported from Asia, Arab countries and Western world Moti it was like u stole my thoughts outta my mind.... that's how much hatred i hav towards AGNAMI/Foreigners posted by salafi_online except those who truly understand the deen of Allah, who make their actions and intentions sincerely for the sake of Allah! they are those who have forsaken the life of this world, and seek the life of the hereafter! they neither belong to a nation nor indentity with a particular race! They are one and the same under the banner of Tawheed! until i read this....subxaana llaah posted by hasna If we all act in the same manner then for the ones who hope for the better have no hope!!!!!!!!! FI amanilah and then i read this......change of heart yaa xabiibi ...change of heart asxantu

^^^^^ :mad: :mad: ......saacadaan anaa meeshaas joogi lahaa.....meeshaa bun ka cuneeysin...unuka falfaliir aan ka cuni la heen :mad: :mad: asxantu

posted by cute_lilgal I never been in Hargisa b4 but my brother lives there now since he loved it and inshallah i will go there.. so u Not lying bro it is a good place to live. NUUROOW walaaloow Gormaad been sheegi jirtay......talooow waa su'aale.....fajac baan la fadhin la'ahay asxantu

posted by sareedo does anyone speak canfar in here too..just curious btw djiboutians speak canfar right? CANFAR and CIISE are the names of the big umbrella Tribes that lives in jibooty....and you are right the CANFAR TRIBE hav their own languege.....but the CIISE tribe speak soomali as thier languege but they don't write soomali... posted by FEEBARO Sareeda raali noqo abaa anaga catar in la is marsho lee u naqaanay laakiin luqad u gooni eh maa jirto?........ feebaro brother ur wrong the CANFAR TRIBE has their OWN language...and it's spoken in jibooty.....boobaro maad cuntay abaaaba asxantu

^^ nice going with the INFOMERCIALS there!!! MARKA CADEEY or KISMAAYO in where i wanna live when i go back ta soomalia......QARASBAX/IN AAN KU SOO XAAR XAARO waxaan u aadaa Hargeysa,Bosaaso,Xamar,Barbara,Galkacyo,LA/laas caanood and Garoowe.... am currently building a house there...right by the beach...baamboo tree's...clear while sand.....SEA FOOD asxantu

balo naga hayoo balo naga haaaay! asxantu

posted by salafi online ^^^ Yes Sahal you know and the Scholars dont, you win! i wonder salafi....if the scholars tell u to jump of a cliff...would u do it.. :confused: asxantu

posted by Ngonge....looooool Found a golf ball, a golf ball? What’s a golf ball doing in my kitchen? I put it on one side of the scales and tried to think of something else to put on the other side. I thought long and hard, long and hard. As I did so, I kept looking at my stomach, and beyond. I undid my zipper.... .... All this time i thought i was SAQARJAAN #1...But Ngonge my friend u hav proven m wrong...by winning the HONORABLE SAQARJAAN AWARDS.....ciyaaal market #1 looooooooool...war hadii la waashto...ma saan aa loo waashtaa PS: Wat was the out-come? DA wants ta know... asxantu

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posted by OG_GAL I am glad my Shia brothers let you bark alone here and there! OG_gal please do something betta with ur self...ur becoming too predictable...insult after insult.....if u don't hav anything good/productive ta say ..please don't say anything at all....yaaa xabiibul llaaah... asxantu

i concur with sophist..heartfelt indeed But question comes into mind...Do we(the bright,young and educated somalians living abroad) think we can make a difference in somalia today? your thoughts! asxantu

looooooooooooool@laf dhabar..booolbaro saqiir suujiye #1 asxantu

looooooool@viking u know ur stuff booooi asxantu

looooooooooooooool@dawoco.............looooooool waxaad socoto maanta aad waxaad tiri...afkeeyga macaan waa sun.....tola'ayooo tol beelay...markaan madaxa kaan dhunkaday(meesha qof bini aadanka ugu sharaf badan ee laga dhunkado)...markaan dhulka kugu aamini waayey oo aan dhabarka ku saaray...ma saan ayaa iigu abaal guday....wale oo wale mar hore ayaa yir...qofkaad kabtiisa tolleysid oo isna karfantaada toolaayo.....maanta korkeeyga meel la saro maqo.....waxaa la yiri (shinbir waligeed mar bay dab qaadoo markaasna guriga hooyadeed bay gubtay)...hadaba dawocoooy waad iga kaaftoon tee ...bal aan aragno meeshuu FEEBARO ku geeyo.... :mad: :mad: dadka waa dagaalaan dibna waa hishiiyaan...in aad duul kale raacdo..ma wax loo duqaataa.... :mad: asxantu

posted by dawaco Alas, the one eyed nomad is departing from our midst..I'm sure many will remember ur antics and chuckle whenever they see a silly pic once posted by you. CIMRI DHAMAADEY CEEB LAGUMA SAGOOTIYO ......dawaco quruxleey(see caqli ma dhihin) waxba ha xanaaqin in aan maahmaah daas isticmaalo lee ku soo quote gareeyey. .loool Darmanoow walaal ilaahey waxaan kaaga baryeeynaa in uu albaabkas ta kuu furo...Waxaad qabatid kula qabto.. Gaal iyo islaamba buris kuula soo dhaco oo waxaad rabtid kaa siiyo.....balo naga bayooo balaayo naga haaay....best luck my dear brother asxantu

Condoms... what do you think? NO GLOVE ========== NO LOVE asxantu

loooooooooooooooooooooool asxantu

tamina ...the webpages are NOT available... where is it taking place? asxantu