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  1. checkmate

    shame

    Waxaan maqli jiray Dawacadii socod keediina ka tagtay,kiii kalana gaari weydey i also see that your experiencing difficulty writting your english, so i suggest you work on learning BOTH languages brother professor...advice from the elderly asxantu
  2. DA i think waxaa ku haysata "once you go black, there is no coming back" loool..soo noqo walaashiis we want you back....and insha alaah the day will come "adigoo JARIIBAN jooga oo arigaaga iska raacanaaya, oo markasta nin soomaali ah ku soo agmaro aad mashxaro ku dhufatid uuuuluuulay uuuluulay" that day will come, hope u know that... asxantu
  3. Thaanx D1 that was very informative brother... The bottom line is, if u want ta find out how "rich somali language" is. Listen to the "maahmaahooyinka, murtida, gabayada, geeraarka and so on n so forth"....then you can decide your self "how powerful and rich somali language is " asxantu
  4. checkmate

    HARIIFO!

    posted by presucuted_reformer sidaad u sheegdeen probleemka waa la xalin karaa, me n my gfriends, ilaah waxaan kabarinaa mid oo hooyadiis tafta taagday ninteen-kala haadki, gabdhaha la dhashtayna (if any) iney Africa joogaan. Madax xanuunka meeshaas oo ku egyahay.....marka gabdho hadabo ducada sii bilaawa loooooooooooooooooool ilaaheey ma igu kaa soo aadiyo adi......hooyadeey hadeey nooshahay xataa SUN in aad u qastid aan ka cabsanaa....gabdhaha walaala heeyna in aad JAAJUUS TID oo sheegdid in ay labo sharci lee yihiin sidii loo tarxiilo aan ka cabsanaa......Ar hooy kor kor ii moood LoooooooooooooL@Xu ....xu maamo CAMBARO maxeey kaa sameeysay walaashiis...Hooyadeen CAMBARO hadiid arki laheed waxaan ka cabsanaa in aad ADIGA xataa ku qaban laheeyd see reer magaal u tahay, quruxdeeda, qosalkeeda, ixtiraam keeda, wax garashadeeda iyaaaaaaaaaaah...qof loo gali karo ma aha... adi lee dhahday "qofkaa jeceshahay, eeygiisana waa la jeclaadaa"...walee kilo meter badan waa ku saaran yahay...... Laakiin hadii Dhib iyo Qaxar laga hadlaayo, Odayga aaba heen aah eh. Duq FOODARO cirka aa laga so xooray asoo GAMUUMAAYO kabacdi neh horay aas ka istaagay.koo meesha maraayo aa u soo dhawaaday wuxuu ku yiri" war see wax kuu gaareen, ma ladan tahay" Duq FOODARO cantuuf luus wajiga ka tufay, yacnii ma i kasee ani horta in taad ila hadlin...adoogeen koo fiyoow ma aha....xaajiyo CAMBARO asaga hayntiisa lee ku JANO tagee lee aan mudaaa asxantu
  5. checkmate

    Olympics!

    loooool@ngonge.......oo yaaa raayey.... i thought the american was the only somali.. asxantu
  6. Qacbaro the title should be "4give but don't 4get" you have caused some of these ladies sleepless nights mister, you are not gettin of that easy. But ILMO BARO hadaan nahay anka waan ku cafinay, walaalkeem maga weeyn aa tahay." ma xasuusataa maalintii aan lacagta kuu dhiibi jisnay(ani, feebaro iyo boolbaro) in aad qado noogu soo gadid, oo aad lacagta qoftii wadaada casariye ugu ka xeeysay. anakna gaajo daraadeed ilmaha ethopia joogo aan u ekaaney...hada waan ku cafinay walaalkiis asxantu
  7. loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool@tiinbaro alaaaa waa la waashtayeeee..... kee waaye kaaas loooool asxantu
  8. What a tragedy! The brother that died(allah yarxama raaximiin)just moved his mom and his lil brothers n sisters from vancouver so that he would support then and he was ta get married very soon he had alrealady asked for a gal's hand(subxaanal laah). alahayoo janada ka waraabi asaga iyo wixii muslim ah yaa rab asxantu
  9. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool@Xu juxa u made me ponder for a moment thou....that was some deep shit.......laakiin XU god bless your soul loool asxantu
  10. Any one from Xamar weyne...Kawaanka ka soo horjeedkiisa.....Any one from madiino..especially from BUULO XUUBEEY...shaneemo DUCAALE...Any one From XAAWO TAAKO secondary school OR YAASIIN CUSMAAN secondary school OR SHEEKH XASAN BARSAME high school......... BAAFIS waxaan halkaan ka baafinaayaa wiilal/qofyaal aan saaxiibo aheen...(far iyo faraanti) 1)MASLAX MIRE AWAARE 2)SHARMAAKE..ina GAR DHEERE..(i don't know his dad's real name 3)XASAN IYO XUSEEN (twins) from yaasin cusmaan) asxantu
  11. feebaro mafiish caqli huh....loooool...juxa maybe ur right bt i gonna work on it somhow... why them UK guys were those tight A$$ pants thou....i hav always wondered do they buy their stuff in the ladies section?......UK dudes definitely need fashion sense in their lifes :confused: :confused: asxantu
  12. checkmate

    BOREDOM

    ^^^^loooooooooooooool....What eva you do ngonge don't let her WIN...do it for the man-kind ..walaahi i can definitely relate to that ...women and thier selective hearing...maasha allaaah asxantu
  13. Subxaanal llaaaaaaah Walaahi it took me a while ta figure out the concept of wat was implied by this association....NACLATU LAAHI YAA SHACBAL YAHUUD AND NASAARA... PS: Sectioner brother i think you have unintentionally found this page in hopes of something else......one must wonder :confused: asxantu
  14. looooooooooooooooooooooooool.....islaanta korkeeda aa jajabay yaaah looool.....silly old lady asxantu
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    BOREDOM

    looool This morning, my wife asked me “Who the hell were you arguing with late last night?†I said to her “ Don’t worry, I’m not cheating on you, dear. i thought that was very unprofessional response mister.....who is what now huh.... ......crank caller... asxantu
  16. ^^^ axsanta yaa akheey....aamin Feebaro: kaalay wadaayoow yaa kugu yiri 40 jir caruur ah cartoon ma daawado Qacbaro: what is the world were u thinkin? Boolbaro: walaalkiis INJIR iska daayee qandhicil iyo dhuudhi aa timaha iyo madaxa iga galay Scorpian_sista: my dear sweet sister that makes the two of us Dawaco: you hav interpreted the flying carpet as an atomic bomb, your doctoring gees gees ha ii dhaafto....you make a normal person abnormal foxxy Waryaa dude: waxaa la ii sheegay in UGAARTA gaalkacyo joogta oo dhan si fiican kuu yaqaanin (by ur first name) saa habeenkii aad u sheekeey saa.....nin yahoow ma runbaa besides i don't live with my moms brah.....ama grown A$$ man so i got kicked out long ago... asxantu
  17. ^^^ walaahi maanta ayaa RUN SHEEKTAY...sax 100% ayaan kugu raacsanahay.... ragoow talo aan idin siiyo "intaad aduunka joogtaan dumar labo wax waligiin ha isku darina MONEY AND POWER"maxaa yeelay xaawooley labadaas heshay waa maroodi aan qooqba jibin Taladaada tafa naageed allaha kuu gisho..waa habaar ee ogaada asxantu
  18. only thing i hav ta say is ur beat flow is a lil off.....and don't try ta imitate anyone ...be original brah asxantu
  19. waaaaaaaaaaaw a luvly peice indeed.......SARBEEB ayaa la yiraahdaa waxa kan.... asxantu
  20. loooooooooooooooooooooooool looooooooooooooooooooooooool allooow caku iyo reer mudug asxantu
  21. loooooooooooooooool@feebaro .............inkaar alaaha makuugu rideee...maxaa ka rabtaa maskiiniintaas.. alaah reer xamar iyo fuleey waa walaalo asxantu
  22. hello all Last night i had a wierd dream and i don't know wat it ment...well it goes....or wat i remember of it... I was going around on a skate-board looking for ALADDIN and finnaly i saw him in egypt he was chilaxing right by the pyramids with couple friends, so i aproached him and said "brother aladdin i come to you today for a big favor" he was qiute polite n said "wat iz't" i said "well brother i need ta borrow ur flying CARPET" he was shocked with the request and said "bu but that's my only means of transportation, came on brah anything but that" so i started pleading with him offered him my skate-board in return and i told him that i had a big mission ta complete. So finnaly he said "ok" so i thanked him for his generosity and left to accomplish my mission, i flew high in the sky watching the pyramids disappear before my eyes. went over to the OCEAN and started painting the Entire ocean by my self (bad rinjiyees aan bilaabay) but here is the funny part i was talking to the keepers of the sea (whales, sharks seals, and the dolphins)they were all asking me ta stop what i was doing and i was telling them i hav ta do this. I think it was one of the sharks that asked "WHY THIS COLOR" and i remember saying "because it's pritty YELLOW IS A NICE COLOR" than the phone rang and i woke up. Krazy dream huh....ACUUDU BILAAH....on top of everything i really HATE the color yellow SO GUYS WHAT DO U THINK THIS DREAM MEANS, i for one don't hav a clue...or IF any one else has had krazy or wierd dream like mine...pls stand up, pls stand up asxantu
  23. posted by safi Needless to say, it is in the interest of every Somali who has feelings for their people to want to see a working government in their land. The international community is supportive of it, and we should jump at the chance without letting cynicism and emotions getting in the way. THAT IN A NUTSHELL IS ALL THAT HAS TA BE SAID.....jazaaka llaah brother safi. Something is gotta give walaalayaal...anything is betta than wat we hav right now anything ..... asxantu
  24. checkmate

    BOREDOM

    ^^^^ very very SHELLFISH MAAAN.....waan kuu carooday.....waar the wifey kaxeee...ilmaha ayeeydood u gee ama baby-sitter u soo ijaar(i know AS would do it for free)...istaanta ka xeee iyada ayaa kaa jecel in ay xayawaanada la soo ororado.... asxantu
  25. OG_MOTI sxbkeey aniga waan kuu sheegay BURCO lee ha isku aadin, hadiid aadid nah make sure markaad ka soo baxdid MAANO KOOBIYODA kuugu soo horaysa in aad isku soo qortid.....because meeshaas qof tagay oon fiyuus yaal ka soo qarxin wali ma arkin ani war macal kuwii talephonka ka jawaabaayey aa meel laga mari la'yahay macadalaa kuwa face to face aan isku arki doontiin..........ani hadaan ahaan lahaa basbaas badan intaan jeebka ku shubto kii ila hadlaba indhaha shab iga siihaa.....is barta heeee abaaaba :mad: :mad: asxantu