Koot-Kat walaashiis, nin xun baad iga dhigtay or you misunderstood what i say trying ta say, i didn't expect her ta cook for me at all and the thought of cooking for her neva occured to me because i is dhon konow hows to cooks sis..... I done woke up and i done smell the coffee that's why am freaked out, because i didn't know this cooking stuff was that hard......but F.Y.I by baasto and suugo was creme de la creme am expected to cook that same dish once again tonight, so lets hope it doesn't take me more than two hr and i will be careful not to dirty so much dishes and the stove i have learned my lesson.. walaalyaashiis waad ku mahad santihiin, cooking lesson aan i siiseen, insha allaah soon coming i gonna put it all ta work.....sey koot-kat u sheegtay hilibka freezerka aan ka soo bixinaa hoos aan gilinaa.....Juxa wiilka uurka ku jiro maa rabtaa in aan bacteeriyo ka dharjiyo see kaa noqotay adi....lazy aa xataa kaa xanaaqday ka waran hee asxantu

Mr.Waryaa DHUUUDH, waligaa ma maqashay "Habar fadhida lagdin la fududaa"...am just gonna leave it there my mudug friend..... Caawana kawaanka aan saaranahay once again...i have ta rearrange the whole living room, i have ta exchange position for the sofa and the love sofa and that is not it, changing the carpets too. Now am wishing for " In timeka dhaqso uu sagaal bilood horay ka noqdo" uu baby gaan halmar Fud naga soo dhaho....until then waan iska adkeysanaa, maxaa sameeyaa hee My iskaabulo day's menu Tuna fish....like no other Hot dogs.....i so hate it right now Eggs/omelette...still luv it tunny tuesday at KFC... Weekends...maqaaxid ...........and yall ladies wonder why we skinny.....we are what we eat ya know.. asxantu

How do guys work 8hr shifts, come home and cook great tasting meals......BRIMO < SUGUNTO >TEERSO yesterday i reached home around 5:30in the afternoon, fixed my self some tea, read few articles on parenting and meternity, watched couple of shows here nad there. Around 9 me wife came home, after lil confersation of how was your day n all, she asked " so what are we eating tonight" and i says " sweety we hav been eating out for a two months and it's reallt flattening the pocket u know" she says "yeah i know han, but you i can't stand the kitchen now nor cooking, so from now on you gonna hav ta start cooking" at this point am thinking tuna fish or turkey sandwitch or something bur she continues " am craving for baasto iyo suugo" woooow i says "sweety you know that i can't cook" she says"well you gonna hav ta learn eventually, tonight will be a good start, plus i'll instruct you" thought for sec my creativeness kicked in and i said" hon may be you can show me" women they'r always two steps ahead of us, she says"nice try big guy, plus sweety i can't stand the kitchen" so finally i says OOOK. To make a long story short, the instructions began, take out the meat, wash these tomatoes, chop these onions, prepare the salad before everything, make a Uturn so-on n so-forth. It took me three and half hrs to cook that damn meal, served it we ate, just when i thought i was done being xaliimo. Me wife says "A aa look at all these dishes you hav dirtied, who do you think is going ta wash them, oooh my god look at the stove, look at the kitchen floor, you gotta clean all of this maan" am thinking DARN "had i known all this stuff was comin, i would'nt hav agreed to this" and she also says " i really hate how you wash dishes, don't just use water and (glab glab) the dishes, use the soap that is why it's there to be used" am talking to me self now saying"xaliimo waa ku qabsatay caawa ee, markale ayaan loo noqon doonin" it took me another three hours to wash the dishes, clear the stove, and wash the kitchen floor........ today morning i called in SICK at work.....and i still didn't recover yet i tell ya guys are NOT cut-out for this type stuff....waa dhib walaahi.....once ina blue moon is kool, but E.....no way josey amigoos asxantu

posted by baashi Shoo ina Baro war heedhe Fee waa laa walaa! Waxay ila tahay hadaadan u lagdin inaan wax u kala soconeynin loooooooooool baashi ninyahoow meel dheer ayaa wax ka aragtaa...sidee baad ku ogaatay in uu laangare yahay feebaro loooooool.....waxaan maqli jiray "ninkii tuur leh asagaa yaqaan siduu ugu seexdo" laakiin kan koo tuurtiisa ku seexan kara ma ahan....waa iska caawinaynaa yaa kheey, meel maan uga tagi karaa yaa kheey..... asxantu

looooooooooooooool@discreet...walee been ma aadan sheegin sxb......kheyr walaalkiis hadaaba intaas u garatay reer baro, kheyrkaaga kheyr allaha kuugu siyaadsho..... As far my imagination goes, i imagine everyone to be nice looking and humble......Umana maleeynaayo meeshaan qof aniga iga foolxun in uu ku jiro, ilaaheey waxaan ugu xamdi naqaa in uu lixdeeda lixaad oo kaamil ah isiiyey.... asxantu

posted by il capo I and I, Airey Man, Me wonna feel Airy son, Pass me tha JoJo,Jah Bless and One Love to Me Garissa Feel me Airy. Jah Love. loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool...ya dhannow berjrin.....ya maaan. asxantu

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Qac ina Baro awoowe soo qaado qallin iyo buug Diyaar ma tahay? Waa hagaag! Awoowe i dhageyso af Soomaaligu waa sida margi oo hadba doc u jiidmi kara. "sidaadanba kugu cunaa" waa lahjad Kismayo looga hadlo oo waxaa laga wadaa sidaadanba kugu rabaa oo aan kugu doonayaa. fahamtu? looooooooooooooooooool@baashi, kismaayo ku lahaa, afmiinshaar, afmiinshaarkiisa jirin, oo hada waxaad ku soo gaba gabeeysey"nin'na hadal si u yiri, nin'na si u qaaday" :cool: Raula, aniga waxaan kula rabi lahaa, feebaro maxaa yeelay "feebaro iyo adiga waxaa tihiin labo qof oo isku JIN ah, waxaad u baahan tahay, qof kaa qosliya, guriga kuugu dhex eryada, dhabarka intuu ku saarto kula orda".....maxaad ku falaysaa ODAYGAAN BAASHI la yiraahdo,"indhaha habeenkii si fiican wax ugama arko, sadax push-up ka badan ma sameenkaro, caloosha sidii shaarbaha oo kale bay ugu baxday,"......marka raula waanadeeda qaado walaal Waxaan kale oon kaa iloobay, feebaro has some really big feet, and you know wat they say, a guy with really big feet wears really big shoes **** taasoo aheeyd boorsamiito laga bixiyey feebaro **** asxantu

loooooooooooooooooool posted by FEEBARO . "abaayo ii waran"=In aan kula seexdo aan rabaa . "Walaahi gabar fiican baad tahay"= Walaahi in aan kula seexdaan rabaa. . "gabar aad u qurux baad tahay"= in aan isku kaa qurxiyo aan raba. . "Aan isbarano"= aan isla seexano . "Gabar taan sxb taa miyaa"= Taloo ma ila seexan doontaa. Get the message? yeah we diffenetely get the message alright, ilaa iyo hada ADIGA lee iska hadashay, qandho kula xayeesi noqotay, bax gambarka soo marooji............NOT nimanyaasha oo dhan baa raba in ay wax la seexdaan, aniga waxaan oran lahaa intay goorgoor tahay ha lagu dabro ninyahoow.... siduu Jamaal horay ugu sheegay SHUKAANSIGU waa labo nooc: GUUR iyo GAABSI shukaansiga GUURKA: Oday yar oo anoo kale ah, oo aan qof dumar ah waligiis u tagin, DOOBNIMO ku gaaray 30jir(oo haduu bahalka dhagax la dhaco oo dhagaxa kala jabaayo)...Gabadhii soo ag martaba wuxuu ku yiraahdaa, isagoo raga kale iska dhisaaya, war heedheyaha xaawoolaydaan maxay mar waliba iigu ilka caseeynaysaa, ma inay i xoodxoodato bay doonaysaa, naaa bal kaalay an wada shaxnee waxaad moodaa in ay dhaylo dhaaftoo shilis ay wada tahay, markay u timaado buu wuxuu yiraahdaa " raaxo aduunyo waxaa ku faana ninkii raaliya helee, gamboolay waxaan goobaba aduun baan kaa gocdayee, quruxdii qaanso roob waa adiga la hee, indhohaaga quruxdooda waa iyagii sidii nadi oo kale wadnaheyga haleelayee, nabar igu noqday oo halisa oo aan ka kabsan waa yee, hadaba in taan shaxno aanu isku shushubano ina adeer" :cool: markaasay xaawoolaydu ku jawaabi jirtay " hadal badan haan ma buuxshee hadaba waxaad ogaataa in aanan kugu raacin waxaad tahay , oo aan kugu raacay waxa aad noqondoontid sanku neefle yahoow" gaabsi sida wax loogu shukaansado ilaahey amarkiis waligey ma aanan baran, hadana waxaan ilaahey ka baryaayaa in uusan i barin....faaiido ma laha.. waxaan ogahay erayada qaarkood dad baan fahmaynin marka waxaan idin siiyey micnohooda Xaawooleey= dumarka Goobin=raadis Gamboolay=dumarka again Nadi=falaar/arrow shilis=dumar hilibleh/muruqyo gaduudan wixii kale oo iidnaan fahmin iisoo sheega...ok asxantu

the only word that's closest is SHINBIR asxantu

PINK IS NICE YEP! nice try pink lovers, nice try asxantu

^^^^looool nice joke walaashiis..... waxaan adiga iyo boolbaro idinla socod siin lahaa in uu FEEBARO evening classes bixiyo lugada afgaaledka, marka hadii aad rabtiin waan idinkala hadlaa, aniga ayaa ka qalin jibiyey schoolkiisa, waa macalin aan la arag oo la maqal privaatiga magaciisa waxaa la dhahaa "Dhufees ha galin ee Dhagaha fur" asxantu

*****aykuma Salaaam Waraxmatu Llaahi Wabarakaatu, Amaaa Bacd! Soo dhawoow flavine,soo dhawoow.......ku soo dhawoow gacmo furan....... asxantu

Walaahi this is becoming unbelievably repetitive.....god bless asxantu

Hi Canbaro...... asxantu

Soomali hada ka hor waxay horay u tiri " Raaxada aduunyada ninkii raaliyo hela ayaa raganimo ku faana" asxantu

^^^^ but im a stuburn somalian, and when provoked....God-help those who awoke the sleeping snake! Sleeping Snake loooooooooooool more like Sleeping KING KONG.... Here is your mato from now on " she is nice, but you don't wanna see her mad" the incredibale HUNK's mato GREEEEEEEEEn GREEEEEEEEEEEEEn asxantu

^^^My Sweet Lil sister Dawaco, i have Parked in Moral high grounds,because i feel we should all park there to make our intentions pure, It's neva that little and that late sis, so don't be that concerned of how things will work out.... Nothing eva happens for a reason unless it's let believed reason and No let believed reason will eva have a cause, it will ONLY have an effect sis. We all have opinions and we all feel wronged, so where do we go from here? we forgive and we forget actually we don't forget, but we cafis walaashiis we cafis and that we'll bring a betta day A somalia online where the language is parked in a designated area? No, but the citizens of this website have made this non existent issue of language an issue, but needless ta say the out come of this is eva clear now, do you ladies and gentlemen.....do you Is that really what this site and its goals have come to? No xabiibiti no, the goals of this site remain the same, Value is #1, Quality is #2..... Wagar maya Aga....Balo ma jidho dadoow Balo ma jidho, haday jidhana ma Buurna asxantu

Subxaanal Laah, Juxa, sis may allah make you insignificant in your own eyes and significant in the eyes of others.....you have touched two very key points that really sum up the value and the talent that we all bring to this site... tolerance and understanding Iam looking at this like Somalia The Country and am saying NO WONDER why we don't get along, No Xaqdhowr, NO Ixtiraam, NO Dareen, No Damiir, No Garasho, and to make it all perfect "Nin waliba qumanihiisa ayaa qoorta u suran"....so Nomads change doesn't come by chance but by effort by willing by determination instead...... I sincerely hope we looked as handsome/beautifull to others as we do to ourselves..... asxantu

I have ta totally agree with the admin on this issue, as we are all aware of it's only hand ful of us that write soomali and really enjoy each other's company. If the admin wants ta create a forum for af somali, i say thank you admin for considering us and we totally agree with this move, sympathizing with the rest of the nomads that don't read or write soomali..... asxantu

Jamaal these Questions were really something ta ponder upon and quite intriguing, i think the first lucky five Nomads who responded to these questions have said all the possible answers that the rest of us might have or i might have. I think SOL is very very informative, interesting,organized,meaningful,expressive,rich,and is the faculty of talented and capable NOMADS.......... I love this site, i enjoy reading every ones posts or topics....aqoon iyo saaxiib tinimo walaal tinimeed baa ii korordha markasta aan imaado this site Ps: how old is SOL? asxantu

I shoobaro is first in line, to give you these the first roses..wlc wlc sis... How is aabo doing sis? is he still on the BOX pelting wood....odaygaas ma daalaayo, war islaanta u naxariiso yaa ku yiraahdo kaama carareysee asxantu

^^^^^ It's obvious that the British captain was talking bout the elderly somali seaman, but was using sarcastic criticism........AND......The reason why the elderly somali seaman told you this story is you reminded him of when he was younger "tanag maran" so he implied the same story on you, telling you tanaga wax ku rido in taadan aniga oo kale noqon kuray yahoow. asxantu

All the LIBAANs i have met in my life are ALL TALL..... asxantu

todobo of sagaal, i have ta agree with you on that one, all the muno's i met too were all lil chubby, and the only one that was ok was completely insane. .....sorry muno's no offence asxantu