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  1. Mimi su'aalaka weeweyaanyo kenyaata sujui..indhiyo laakini boolbaro nahii unajuwa ki sawahili beeni,weewe kuturkutureeni sijui kenyaata ppl, that just made so much sence in my head..loool..raula please translate my swahili, i know it's only you n i that speak the original language of the original ppl....thank you in advance darling asxantu
  2. I really hate ta say "i told you so" but whateva happened to moss? this year is all bout owens ppl! asxantu
  3. looooool.......something syndrome,self hating somali.....looooooooooooooooooool......mathaalo failed nation, umad baabaaday asxantu [ September 21, 2004, 08:25 PM: Message edited by: Libaax-Sankataabte ]
  4. loooooooool@raula....ooo hadaanan aniga rakibin machineka yaa rakibi lahaa? waa su'aalee lool......sheekada hada jini ninkii keena aa bixiya ma taagnee waxay taagan tahay insaankaan ninkii keenaa korsada lool ...... asxantu
  5. Garaad baashi, walaalkiis mahad ilaah baa leh, waana aad iga mudnayd intaas iyo indhaafsanba walaal, xaajada/mawduucani hada bay indho yeelatay arin aan aad ugu farxay ayaad soo bandhigtay garaad, waxaad moodaa in arinkani uu saameyndoono dadka jaraa'idka afsoomaliga ku qora xitaa haduu eebe idmo. Xilkani waa in mas'uuliyad weyn la iska saaraa, maxaa yeelay waxaa uu ku saleysan yahay dalka iyo dadka soomaliyeed wax tar kooda. Ps: garaad, bilcakas majiraa "calaashaan erayo af-soomali ah oo af-engriis loo raadinaayo" asxantu
  6. Raula is this what you had in mind...waad waalatanee maa noo sheegtid..... Queen, you need Dr.phil in your life dear asxantu
  7. looooool@qacbaro ileen vacuuming aad ka cabsataa sxb.....walee way ku sugi shaqo badan asxantu
  8. checkmate

    Ali G Show

    Gadiid and sectioner6.....have yall seen the episode of when the kachakistan brother goes for the movie audition...looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool walaahi this guy is funny..... asxantu
  9. Garaad baashi, Waxaad moodaa anigii oo islahaa, bari ka maalin rag odayaal ah baad wax la qaybsan doontaa maxaa leeyal, waxaan isku hastay in aan qaamuus yaraankii ku liqay,laakiin si aad u jeedo xaajadii baa igu dhiiqatay. Mawduucan aad soo jeedisay, walee iga tahay in aanan fahmin, sababta iyo ujeedaha muhiimka ah oo dhalinta ay ku dhuundheefi doonaan, iskuna dayey in aan dhowr jeer akhriyo mawduucaan, erayo badan oo aan xamili waayeyna culayskoodana aad uga buuxaan. Marka garaad anigu waan sii cudur daaranayaa, maadama aan ahay sankuneefle caaqil is mooday oo ciro-caanoodiisa ay been u sheegtay, koleyba waxaan filanayaa in aan aniga ugu horayn doonin una danbeeyn doonin Calaa ayi xaal garaad, marxalada inoo yara micnee adigoo isku dayaaya, in aanu wada nahay caruur 13 jir ah " kaadi badana yaasha waa loo go'gol badshaa" soo ma heeyn asxantu
  10. loooooooooooool@rudy........bax grab on GANBAR waryaa....leave queen's motanka out of this Queen, you says he grabed your arm and then hugged you, because you were wearing some see-thru clothes or you were in thoose jeans .May be he was wondering how you got into them jeans to begin with.... Moral of this story is....don't wear anything that would make a brother "close his eyes and bite his lips" when eva he see's you walking in the hallways........it's hard enuff for us as it's asxantu
  11. GARRE [GEX] (Somalia)....i have heard that when someone from the garre tribe gets married, the bride has to stay with his fellow geeljireyaal/friends until she gets pregnant, they say that it usually takes seven to nine days, before the pregnant bride comes home to her husband.......i have heard this from odayaal ka sheekaynaya, when they finished the story i told them "if it was me, i would neva get married, i would just look for new friends" has someone else heard such story.....in ay run tahay iyo inkale... asxantu
  12. FEEBARO..... GEDIID.... BOOLBARO ASXANTU
  13. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool cajiib, what ppl do these days asxantu
  14. Excellent topic garrisa walaalo. looool@7of9.....don't blame it on ur mom dear, you need anger management I have to say that i relate to alot of you in ur upbringing years, but i did get a beating from my dad once and that's because i was around 7 or 8, i drove his car and crashed it to our next door neighbour's Gangeelo and whole lot walls, not to mention my dad's car.So you can see why i had beating that day But i have always thought communication and reasoning is the best nutrition to a childs brain, as long as i can remember i was always treated as a young adult. But i really hate it when somali parents push their kids aways "waraa maxaa dadka waaweeyn ku agfadhiisiyey, bax ilmaha la cayaar" sort of thing, it's like they are pushing to you to be a kid when you don't want to be a kid.....my life being with grown ups has helped me a lot and am not only talking bout my parents only.my grandmother, my grndfather, thier friends, our relatives that came from baadiye to visit but neva went back , my older cousins who lived with us.. asxantu
  15. another rated R foorjo.....reer-xamar foorjo Waxaa jiray labo nin reer xamar(muudeey iyo mungaani) oo KH,aniisiin ah, marka muudeey ayaa wuxuu mungaani ku dhalay "yaa kheey maanta kaalay i kud adi" mungaani aa wuxuu dhahay "adi kaalay ani i kud nooh kow"meeshii aa muran ka bilaabmay waraa adi i kud, maya maya waraa kaa adi i kud.Markii danbe muudeey aa wuxuu yiri" waraa mungaani tikniko aan noo hadaa, su'aal aan ku waydiinaa hadii ka jaqaabtid si sax ah adaa i kudeeysid, hadii qaladid anaa ku kudaayo" mungaani wuxuu dhahay hayabo soo tuurhee, muudeey aa intuu cabar fakiray wuxuu yiri " maxaa waaye wax markasta me'aaaaw me'aaaaaw dhaho" mungaani waa wuxuu dhahay " leeee libaax waaye' looooooooooooooooooooool asxantu
  16. naag baa gurigeeda habeen jiiftey, kolkaas baa guriga ooddii sare ee ardaaga ahaa ayaa nin kasoo galay, naagtii wey hurudaa, shanqadhii bey maqashay, -wa ayo qofkaas? -waa bashiir xuseen -halkaaga ha soo dhaafin bey tiri markaas buu ninkii guriga albaabkiisi soo galay, shanqadhii bey maqashay, -wa ayo qofkaasi? -waa bashiir xuseen ayuu yiri -halkaas ha soo dhaafin bey tiri markas buu ninkii naagta usoo dhawaaday oo ayadoo wax hurdo iska dhigeyso ayuu gacmaha laabta iyo boodyada gacantiisa sidaas u mariyey, wey dareentay kolkaas, -wa ayo qofkan? -waa bashiir xuseen -halkaa ha soo dhaafin markaas buu ninkii naagtii oo hurudo la seexday asuu ku rakibay ama ka dhax dussay ku mirqey ama ka dhexbaxay ama ku maquurtey calashaan biiqey, kolkaas bey u bogtay ama ka heshay, waxay tiri -wa ayo qofkani isaaran? -waa bashiir xuseen -halkaagan aad hada ku jirtid haka soo bixin loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool@boolbaro, waraa bashiir xuseen koo naxaayo ma aha, maxaa yeelay naagta indhoole bay aheeyd maskiinta.....halakaaa ha soo dhaafin may war walba leedahay, barkee wax ma aragto, markuu maquuriska bilaabayna soo noqosho ma laheen....looooooooooool Raula, aniga waan kugu raacsanahay, waxaa tiri asxantu
  17. LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL........waa yahay walaashiis asxantu
  18. Baashi, thaank you walaalkiis and walaahi i have thought of that stuff and done it already, but what skipped my mind was, that she is at a stage of being very very picky/walac. usually soon as she gets home, i pop a precooked macarooni&cheese in the microwave, have it ready in 5min.But nooo she craves for something different in every 20min or so, if i can't make it, i have to go out and get it....at this stage dumarka that are having baby for the fisrt time are unpredictable sxb. marka amar dowlo waa in aan adeecno........baashi xalay cunto aan kariyey, ilaa saqdhexe ay u soo kacaysay si ay u biis biisto...walaalkiis shaqo iiga soo raadi.hotelada waan qalin jibiyayee xataa safaari NIcolte ku taala waan u shaqaynaa Khery, a lot of times waxaa shaki iga gala, in aad tahay nin waligii aan xil qaadin ama nin xilqaaday oo xilqaad micnihiisaba aqoon. hadaba aan run kuu sheego sxb....Ninka ragi ah wuxuu mutaysan yahay in uu reerkiisa dhaqo, taa soo soo raacda dulqaad, naxariis, garasho, dareen iyo damiirnimo walaalkiis....micnaha aad reerka ku dhaqaysid kuma fadhiyo in aad dhariga oo qura keentid, ee micnihu waa mid kaa ka qaalisan... i hope you realize that intaadan qaangaar noqon, qarul sa'uul in aad tahay baan kaa dhadhansaday sxb, igana raali ahoow hadaan kuugu xadgudbay AS, boooooooy am i glad i ain't married to you (just kidding)loool...thaanx for the advice, but am the type of faarax that likes the learn namean betta late then neva....cleaning and laundry am familiar with and cooking is now a pending process insha allaah asxantu
  19. ^^^ I imagine Gediid to be a knockout. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuw .....someone has a crush, someone has a crush ...for your sake i hope he thinks ur a knockout tooo asxantu
  20. the canadian have their own, it's called CFL...but ur right they suck BIG TIME heeeey yall betta watch out for Eagels and vikings this year.................am philly this year..screw tanpa asxantu
  21. Did she enjoy your food by the way? Ngonge, i had to convince her that i neva worked as a chef at the HILTONS...SUPERB Damn man, i missed you all, anyway man don't complain, i'm ova here dating 17,ya know.. she cooks her azz off, i mean the food, is crazy Liibaro, looooooooool 86 and 87 your still at it huh (istaaqfurullaahul cadiim, bal showga aan dhigaayo arka....sida aan magaceyga u hubo aan u hubaa iney jiko isugeyso waqti kastaba ha noqotee,, booto lee waxaan iga tahay) xarfaankaan wuu u qalmaa in saqdhex xitaa jiko loo galo Reformer, loooooooooooooooooool walee been ma aadan sheegin jiko way ku sugee.....laakin maxaa ani saqdhexe in la'i kiciyo istaahil la iga dhigay....hadii ogaan la heed siin maskiin u ahay lee lool if u want u could pay her to cook for u. that's the trueth Qacbaro, come again :confused: :confused: shakiga iyo waswaaska iska dhaaf. i bet farantejeer laguguma soo korin. gafuurkada aa gafuur dhalay hate when dadka cajiib cajiib iska dhigaan Juxa, looooooooool hada farantejeerka iyo microwave maa laguugu diray xaajiyo....lakiin runtaa waaye farentejeer manala ku soo korin, every thing was fresh of the boat..... asxantu
  22. loooooooooooooooooool.....the maid was a complete DAMASS asxantu
  23. posted by nyce OG GIRL--- around 6'5, a bit over weight....talks alot, is easily bored, lacks in focus loooooooooool@nyce...i think there is some truth in there asxantu