>A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ''House'' for instance, is feminine: ''la casa.'' ''Pencil,'' however, is masculine: "el >lapiz.'' > >A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?'' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. > >Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. > >The men's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the feminine gender (''la computer''), because: >1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; >2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is impossible to understand for everyone else; >3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and >4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. > >(No chuckling... this gets better!) > >The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine >(''el computer''), because: > >1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; >2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; >3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and >4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. > >The women won. asxantu

danger, alaha ha caafiyo walaaal, waan u soo duceyneynaa... asxantu

jazaakumul llaaaah yaah walaashiis, ilaahey ha kaa abaal mariyo abaayo... asxantu

honest huh!....hada ka hor aan gabar ku iri "abaayo afkaaga aa uraayo, ma soo cadayatid miyaa"qalin biire ay dhabarka iga gilisay....maalintaas ka bacdi in aan dadka runta u sheego waan ka cabsadaa....waad waalantihiin if yall think honesty is the best policy....NOT TRUE...NOT TRUE AT ALL asxantu

Waraa ha igu dirin ninka, feebaro qub moos ah aa xooroosaa jooji yaaaah...loooooooooooool.... Mutakalim ninyahoow garkaaga markasta maa shaleeysaa toos waayeee......salxanyaha nabaro aa kaa soo baxayee maxaa waaye......jk asxantu

Mutakalim asxantu

maansha allaaah.....waxaan soo xusuustay waa aan dhuuso mareeb kolmeer u aadney.....allah indhaha u fiicnaa asxantu

I remember my first crush like i remember yesterday, i was 24 and it was with my bank teller "this qalanjo looking lady who i thought was in her mid thirties" i used to go to that bank as if i lived in that damn place, but eventually found out that that so called qalanjo was actually in her fifties....so i had to do what a man had to do "cut her loose (cold turkey)" and switched to a different bank and neva look back...... asxantu

wiilo, adiga maa ku qabatid....aniga gacmaha ayaan ka xiranahayee asxantu

Ghetto Diva, waan ujeedaa in aad colognes ka wiilasha yar yar ka heshid , hadaba raga libaaxyada ah oo birta calashaday oo musbaarka ku fandhiciladay colognes ay marsadaan aan kuu sheego...... 1) Vesace: The Dreamer 2) Gucci: Envy 3)Giorgio Armani:Armani 4)Fahrenheit 5)Burberry: touch asxantu

^^loooooooooooool... Zu, oooh ileen you were talking bout 5% discount all along, silly me didn't have a clue of what was going on ......walee sxb ciyaal suuq aa tahay, ciyaalkii xamar BOOCBOOCA isku xoqi jiray miyaad ka mid aheeed, aniga ciyaal CALI DHAREEROOWGA khada la sameeyo isku xogi jiray baan ka mid ahaaa asxantu

SS....who is christina milliom? :confused: Von DD, i guess i aint the only one watching BET (Un-Cut)huh..lool IF yall are interested in hearing my story, i suggest yall watch that hindi movie "dil wale dulhaniya lee jaayengee" asxantu

SS, i take it you didn't take the break up very well, because you were obviously not thinking right when you were putting the make up on..... Daaaym you feebaro...daaaym Raula, we both luv our ppl..... asxantu

kids asxantu

This is Silent Sista 5 months ago when she broke up with Feebaro... asxantu

posted by Zu Shoobaro, U play basketball with urself??? Who doesn't :confused: brah.....It's called ONE ON ONE asxantu

^^^^ oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh. Gals i will let you in a little secret of how we men like to bookmark the sweetest things you do for us or the things that will make us cry...... I think i speak for all the guys when i say this when we come home, open the door wearing ur birthday suits, grap us by the hand with a mean face expression and let us know it's OOOOON :cool: :cool: then huuuuh then seee how we weeeep..... Laakiin, stuff like i saved the reciept of our first movie, i still have your first letter, i saved some of your hair from when you first laid your head on my shoulders..... :mad: :mad: WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP asxantu

posted by SS firstly do u prefer guys that u can control, or guys that control u? I think what Silent Sista is meaning to say is this perticular quote is, would you rather be dominated at home or be the dominant one, which we all know is a common fact in a merital house hold. To answer your question silent sista, i think the wifes have no say in that department, because it's the husbands that have the last say in the decicion making of the family, even thou he can consider his wife's input but the final say cames down to what he think is best for the family.. secondly does age really matter I think age kiynda matters, that's if you are thinking bout the long run, because ma fiicna in ay islaantaada kaa hor gaboowdo. laakiin hadaad is leedahay islaan kale oo yar baad raadsan doontaa, then i don't see the problem asxantu

Zu you BIG child, u havn't learned how ta play with ur self yet huh don't worry thou it's gonna come sooner than u think.......see i prefer playing games because i like it, especially football and basketball asxantu

maya maya dad qalato uu daris la ahaaaa asxantu

royalty=boqortooyo....every thing else waa sax bay ila tahay aniga asxantu

LooL@gadiid...iska daa garaadka maalintaas baasto bilaa cusbo buu soo cunay....waa wax lagu yaqaano ragu markay da'aadaas noqdaan Gadiid walaalkiis adigana qofkale oo ku jeclaado alaha kuu sahlo asxantu

LoooooooooL@rudy....you is needings hepls my friends Danger, correct my arbaic too Ana la'a takalamta luqatal carabiya, laakiin fahamta shuwaya shuwaya yaa xabiibi.....keeef yaa akhii, kulu caalam yuriid...aywa aywa....musalsala haadaa ..aywa...maa caleesh...aywa...kulu fidma cinda geel anta yaa akhii ....mutakalim brother iga cabso ...this is the arabic the asxaabiis used to speak no asxantu

loooooooooooool.....laakiin hadaa ogoow reerkii wax u odayeeya baa loo baahan yahay....baranbaro iyo iskebayo wax kala ciliya markay duruucda iyo make up isku dagaalaan baa la rabaa, jaceylbaro iyo liibaro markay isku dagaalaan lacag iyo gabar wax kala caliyo ayaa la rabaa....marka ilaa ay dadkaaan ka qaboobaayaan, waan yara odayeeynaayaa...... asxantu

Nacala Qashaa Biirak :mad: Ps:boolbaro xaa dhacay sxb? asxantu