shiiiiiiiiiiiit walaahi i would too, what a damA$$....waa ahbal asxantu

allaaah WIILO iyo RAULA caku yaa dibnaha idinka dhunkada :cool: , laakiin aniga ramadaan baa igu foodhaya oo dhabanada ayaa indinka dhunkan. ..eesh calaa bini aadan baa tihiin, jira oo jooga oo jinkiina la dheela...inoo wada inoo wada waxaanba aad uga helay sidaad u laafyoonaysaan....hana u maleeynina anigoo qura in aan indin eeganayo, ragii odayada ahaa oo dhan baa dhabanada wada heysta oo dhareerka ceshen kari waayey asxantu

posted by nuune/baby Ilaah ha noo danbi dhaafo intii dhimatay Ilaah ha u naxariisto janatul fardowsa Ilaahoow ka waraabiyo muslimiinta Ilaahoow hal mawqif ka wada yeel gaalada Ilaahoow tawfiiqda ka qaad dhagartey nala damacsanyihiin Ilaahow ayaga ku leexi faataxa, boqol wardi soo akhriya aaamiin aaamiin yaa rab ***walks away reading Faataxa and boqol wardi, asks the wife to cook Canbuulo iyo Bun*** asxantu

aaamiiin , aaamiin, aaamiin yaa rab Ramadaan kariiim yaaa asxaabul muslimiin, wa shacbul mu'miniim, alaah yahdiih alaah yahdiih yaa ukhuuyu asxantu

i think DA is into Rock&roll and Hindi songs but i have ta totally concur with layzie "old is gold" but my favourite song of all time Kenny lattimore----------> FOR YOU For you I give a lifetime of stability, Anything you want of me Nothing is impossible For you there are no words or ways to show my love Or all the thoughts I'm thinking of 'Cause this life is no good alone Since we've become one I've made a change Everything I do now makes sense, all roads end, All I do is for you For you I share the cup of love that overflows And anyone who knows us knows That I would change all faults I have For you there is no low or high or in between Of my heart that you haven't seen 'Cause I share all I have and am, Nothing I've said's hard to understand And all I feel I feel deeper still And always will All this love is for you Every not that I play, every word I might say Every melody I feel Are only for you and your appeal Every page that I write, everyday of my life Would not be filled without the things That my love for you now brings For you I'd make a promise of fidelity, Now and for eternity No one could replace this vow For you I'd take your hand and heart and everything And add to them a wedding ring 'Cause this life is no good alone, Since we've become one you're all I know And if this feeling should leave I'd die And here's why All I am is for you Everything I do know makes sense All roads end and all I do.... Is for you oh yeah for you asxantu

femme, i hope you don't mean tamam....waa dagaal waxaas....take it back now asxantu

lander, brother with all due respect, how did you insinuate what baashi wrote was the drum beatings of war, and to be honest with i think your really quick on jumping for the gun before you had put thought to this situation walaalkiis. Ok,let analyze this so called "war" that we have come to think the utlimate solution to fixing our problems.... What will be the nature of this war? unity as we hope..right..NOW 'how is it that negotiations and talks can't unite somalia BUT war will Who will be affected by it? NOT somalilanders (ofcourse) NOT puntlanders (ofcourse) BUT the entire somalians " who have little hope in our leaders " brother lander, today is the best day for "HOPE and OPTIMISM" this is the time for "UNITY" if there was ever one.... United we stand, divided we fall brah ilaahayoow noo gargaar yaa rab asxantu

Baashi garaad, i just wanted to inform you that the delegates from somaliland had 28 seats and and out of that 28 votes ONLY one vote went to a/llaahi yusuf, and that really shows how they didn't want him elected as a president. walaahi i have ta say right "ON" on the stuff that you wrote, and insha allaah ONLy time will tell sxb asxantu

am actually with mutakalim on that one.. who cares.. asxantu

InandOut, i think today was a very powerful and significant day for the making of "new" somalia, i personally think noone has the profound depth of such responsibility except a/llaahi yusuf. because a/llaahi yusuf has NOT even made a good name for him self, amongst his own tribe not to mention other tribes. a/llaahi has even failed as a leader in his previous assignment in Puntland. But above all those errors and mistakes, i think the oath that he took today will play a powerfull role in his books and what to become out of somalia in the feture... inspite of everything, i think a/llaahi will make a great leader in making of "new" somalia this will go down in the history books folks asxantu

minidishuappolis guys: what ever happened to that KK dish that used to be served at safari rest.... KK dish(sabaayad with hilib or digaag or fish mixed together)it was niiiiice. i tell ya Abaadir (the owner of safari) is one really nice guy...akhyaar asxantu

Warbal kaalaya...OG.matiyoow markaan ku arkabo meel baad u socotaa, ina adeer maxaa lugaha kaa falay?.....sida ugu dhaqso badan waa in aan kuu guurinaa si aad u caga dhigatid ina adeer.. PS: juma good ta see you pal asxantu

aywa,feen anta yaa khiiii,shaloonak?......aywa asxantu

THE UNITED STATES ADMINISTRATION IS ACTIVELY SEEKING CANDIDATES FOR THE POSITION OF PRESIDENT OF SOMALIA CANDIDATES IN THE USA SHOULD SUBMIT THEIR BIO DATA TO THE ADDRESS BELOW NOT LATER THAN October 15th 2004. (LOCAL CANDIDATES IN SOMALIA NEED NOT APPLY) JOB DESCRIPTION Þ General day-to-day duties of running Somalia. Þ Reporting directly to the US Embassy in Mogadishu. Þ The position requires maximum loyalty at all times. Þ Regular travel to the USA in personal jet. Þ Salary & fringe benefits negotiable. GENERAL CRITERIA à MUST BE A CITIZEN OF THE USA (OR AT LEAST A GREEN CARD HOLDER). à PhD IN ANY FIELD FROM A US UNIVERSITY. à AGE 45 — 55. à RELIGIOUS BELIEFS IMMATERIAL. à MUST HAVE A SUNNI FATHER & ANY MOTHER. à GRANDFATHER PREFERABLY A US CITIZEN. à WIFE PREFERABLY AN ETHIOPIAN. à WELL CONNECTED WITH US OIL INDUSTRY. à ALL CANDIDATES MUST BE PRE-APPROVED BY ISRAEL. Contact Information By postal mail: By phone: Central Intelligence Agency (703) 482-0623 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time Office of Public Affairs Washington, D.C. 20505 By fax: (703) 482-1739 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time (please include a phone number where we may call you) Or (if in a hurry): JWBUSH@mail.com asxantu

In the Name of allah, The Most Gracious, The Most Merciful -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) "Islam" literally means "peace through the submission to God". 2) "Muslim" literally means "anyone or anything that submits itself to the will of God". 3) Islam is not a cult. Its followers number over 1.5 billion worldwide. Along with Judaism and Christianity, it is considered to be one of the three Abrahamic faiths. 4) There are five pillars of practice in Islam. These practices must be undertaken with the best of effort in order to be considered a true Muslim: A) Shahadah - declaration of faith in the oneness of God and that Muhammad is the last prophet of God. B) Formal prayer five times a day. C) Fasting during the daylight hours in the month of Ramadan. D) Poor-due "tax" - 2.5% of one's savings given to the needy at the end of each year. E) Pilgrimage to Mecca at least once, if physically and financially able. 5) There are six articles of faith in Islam. These are the basic beliefs that one must have in order to be considered a true Muslim. They are belief in: A) the One God. B) all the prophets of God. C) the original scriptures revealed to Prophets Moses, David, Jesus, and Muhammad. D) the angels. E) the Day of Judgment and the Hereafter. F) the divine decree (or destiny). 6) Islam is a complete way of life that governs all facets of life: moral, spiritual, social, political, economical, intellectual, etc. 7) Islam is one of the fastest growing religions in the world. To become Muslim, a person of any race or culture must say a simple statement, the shahadah, that bears witness to the belief in the One God and that Prophet Muhammad was the last prophet of God. 8) "Allah" is an Arabic word that literally means "God". Muslims also believe that "Allah" is the personal name of God. 9) Allah is not the God of Muslims only. He is the God of all people and all creation. Just because people refer to God using different terms does not mean that they are different gods. Spanish people refer to God as "Dios" and French people refer to God as "Dieu", yet they are all the same God. Interestingly, most Arab Jews and Arab Christians refer to God as "Allah". And the word Allah in Arabic appears on the walls of many Arab churches. 10) The Islamic concept of God is that He is loving, merciful, and compassionate. But Islam also teaches that He is just and swift in punishment. Nevertheless, Allah once said to Prophet Muhammad, "My mercy prevails over my wrath." Islam teaches a balance between fear and hope, protecting one from both complacency and despair. 11) Muslims believe that God has revealed 99 of His names (or attributes) in the Holy Qur'an. It is through these names that one can come to know the Creator. A few of these names are: the All-Merciful, the All-Knower, the Protector, the Provider, the Near, the First, the Last, the Hidden, and the Source of Peace. 12) Muslims believe in and acknowledge all the prophets of old, from Adam to Jesus. Muslims believe that they brought the message of peace and submission (islam) to different peoples at different times. Muslims also believe that these prophets were "muslims" because they submitted their wills to God. 13) Muslims neither worship Muhammad nor pray through him. Muslims solely worship the unseen and Omniscient Creator, Allah. 14) Muslims accept the original unaltered Torah (the Gospel of Moses) and the original Bible (the Gospel of Jesus) since they were revealed by God. However, none of those original scriptures are in existence today, in their entirety. Therefore, Muslims follow the subsequent, final, and preserved revelation of God, the Holy Qur'an. 15) The Holy Qur'an was not authored by Muhammad. It was authored by God, revealed to Muhammad, and written into physical form by his companions. 16) The Holy Qur'an has no flaws or contradictions. The original Arabic scriptures have never been changed or tampered with. 17) Actual seventh century Qur'ans, complete and intact, are on display in museums in Turkey and many other places around the world. 18) If all Qur'ans in the world today were burned and destroyed, the original Arabic would still remain. This is because millions of Muslims, called Hafiz (or "preservers") have memorized the text letter for letter from beginning to end, every word and syllable. Also, chapters from the Qur'an are precisely recited from memory by every Muslim in each of the five daily prayers. 19) Muslims do not believe in the concept of "vicarious atonement" but rather believe in the law of personal responsibility. Islam teaches that each person is responsible for his or her own actions. On the Day of Judgment Muslims believe that every person will be resurrected and will have to answer to God for their every word, thought, and deed. Consequently, a practicing Muslim is always striving to be righteous. 20) Islam was not spread by the sword. It was spread by the word (Islamic teachings) and the example of its followers. Islam teaches that there is no compulsion in religion (the Holy Qur'an 2:256 and 10:99). 21) Terrorism, unjustified violence, and the killing of innocent people are absolutely forbidden in Islam. Islam is a way of life that is meant to bring peace to a society, whether its people are Muslim or not. The extreme actions of those who claim to be Muslim may be, among other things, a result of their ignorance or uncontrolled anger. Tyrant rulers and those who commit acts of terrorism in the name of Islam are simply not following Islam. These people are individuals with their own views and political agendas. Fanatical Muslims are no more representative of the true Islamic teachings than Timothy McVeigh or David Koresh are of Christianity. Extremism and fanaticism is a problem that is common to all religious groups. 22) The word "jihad" does not mean "holy war". Instead, it means the inner struggle that one endures in trying to submit their will to the will of God. Some Muslims may say they are going for "jihad" when fighting in a war to defend themselves or their fellow Muslims, but they only say this because they are conceding that it will be a tremendous struggle. But there are many other forms of jihad which are more relevant to the everyday life of a Muslim such as the daily struggles against self-desire, the struggle against a tyrant ruler or against the temptation of Satan, etc., etc. 23) Women are not oppressed in Islam. Any Muslim man that oppresses a woman is not following true Islam. Among the countless teachings of Prophet Muhammad which protected the rights and dignity of women is his saying, "...the best among you are those who treat their wives well." (Related by Tirmidhi) 24) Islam grants Muslim women numerous rights in the home and in society. Among them are the right to work and earn money, the right to financial support, the right to an education, the right to an inheritance, the right to being treated kindly, the right to vote and representation on a board, the right to a dowry, the right to keep their maiden name, the right to worship in a mosque, etc., etc. 25) Arranged marriages are allowed in Islam but are not required. The marriage decision is usually left to the individual. "Forced" marriages are cultural practices, not religious practices mandated by Islam. 26) Divorce is permissible in Islam, however, reconciliation is what is most encouraged. Indeed, if there are irreconcilable differences then Islam permits a fair and just divorce. 27) Islam and so-called "Nation of Islam" are two completely different religions. Islam is a religion that was revealed to Prophet Muhammad in the seventh century A.D. It is a religion for all races of people and enjoins the worship of the One unseen God who has no sons, daughters, or partners and who never took human form. The "Nation of Islam", on the other hand, is a movement geared towards non-whites for the elevation of minorities on a social scale. It teaches that God appeared in the form of Fard Muhammad in Detroit in 1930 A.D. and that Elijah Muhammad, a man who died in 1975, was a prophet of God. These beliefs clearly contradict the basic Islamic theology outlined in the Qur'an. The followers of "the Nation" adhere to some Islamic principles that are mixed with many other teachings that are alien to Islam. To better understand the difference between Islam and "the Nation", read the story about Malcolm X, his pilgrimage to Mecca, and his subsequent comments to the media. Islam teaches unity and equality amongst all the races (the Holy Qur'an 49:13). 28) All Muslims are not Arab. Islam is a universal religion and way of life which includes followers from all races of people. There are Muslims in and from virtually every country in the world. Arabs only constitute about 20% of Muslims worldwide. Indonesia has the largest concentration of Muslims with over 120 million. 29) In the five daily prayers, Muslims face the Kaaba in Mecca, Arabia. It is a cube-shaped stone structure that was originally built by Prophet Adam and later rebuilt by Prophet Abraham. Muslims believe that the Kaaba was the first house of worship on Earth dedicated to the worship of one god. Muslims do not worship the Kaaba. It serves as a central focal point for Muslims around the world, unifying them in worship and symbolizing their common belief, spiritual focus and direction. Interestingly, the inside of the Kaaba is empty. 30) The hajj is a simultaneous pilgrimage to the Kaaba made by millions of able-bodied Muslims each year. It is performed namely to commemorate the struggles of Abraham, his son Ismail, and his wife Hagar in submitting their wills to God.

allaah yarxama raaximiim, ilaahayoo u gargaaar inta kale oo dhaawacsan...ilaahayoow u fududee yaa rab... asxantu

Shaqa la'aan, Shaqa la,aan badanaa, waraa hadaa wax aa qabatid wayse aniga aa booyaas u baahan kaalay ii shaqee nooh...foorjo aan ku fiicanahay ku lahaa, waraa habii'an aa tahay wiji kaaki yahoow, wax yahoow wiji giisa aad u qabtid dacas duqoobay.....waana la'ii sheegay in xaaaarka kugu dhagijiray markasto, oo intii saboosto la waayey bisbaas lagu gilin jiray, qandho jadeeco u ekeede....aa sii wax nacaladee naysaa, nacalaa qashaabiirta ku taalee.. ha iga xanaajinin aan ku iri, waad ogtahay ani saboosto ama bisbaas ma haayo, jeesto aan ku gilinaa :mad: asxantu

BUCK FUSH as they say it......what a retard asxantu

anhter qarxis, halkee is geeyaa....all tihs tmie am tihnkig i hvae mdae prefcet snece, and i sohould wirte lkie tihs eervy tmie to gte my pionts arcosesd in the fuetre. but i geuss i was cpomltely worng, frogvie me guys...laakiin danger aan ciil u qabaa markii ugu horeysay jiqiiiq iiga dhigay :mad: asxntu

wyh msut yuo qarisx on a borhter Mr dnagre, dyam dyam mna :mad: :mad: wath fi yuo woldu hvea watied fro fwe psots nad tehn yuo Qarisx em.. asxntu

^^^xaajiyo maxaad oday jamaal u xodxoda naysaaa. jamaal, haaa walaal waxaan doonaynaa in aad daabacdo, insha allaah markay 5 bog inoo gaarto.. Abwaan, sxb erayga "RISK" ma u malaynaayo in lagu macneyn karo "KHATAR" maxaa yeelay erayga "khatar" wuxuu kaloo noqon karaaa "DANGER" marka waxa kaliya oo aan is orankaro oo erayga "RISK" u dhow waan "KU NASIIB SASHO" maxaad ka oran lahayd asxantu

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? :cool: :cool: asxntu

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool....krupt waad waalantahay......u have such a dirty mind my friend..... Ps: did they use protection thou asxantu

He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses." If you got this wrong .. please go dig a hole and hide. asxantu

One question IQ Test... There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer... asxantu