quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The president's actual quote was, "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FF i was close thou....dang.... laakiin mar danbe yaan lagu sirin...peep the science aight PS; FF, wiilo yaa bursanooyo ay ka carareysaa? ilaahoow hana waalin, qoftaan ma kuula egtahay qof fiyoow taloow.. asxantu

Allaaah FF i can't believe you fell for it, lucky star used the word "honestly" in the most BEEEEEEN way and you fell for......alaah lucky star see what you did to this pure and innocent gal.....as the saying in tennessee goes "fool me once and shame on you, erm aa fool me twice and shame on you" by G.W.Bush looool asxantu

Impolite Movie Goer Beaten To Death August 12, 2002 - Michigan, USA Movie enthusiast Brad Densley was admitted to the emergency room of a local Michigan hospital Thursday evening, and was later pronounced dead. This was after being brutally beaten in a movie theatre for answering his mobile phone during a pivotal moment in the movie's plot. Right away the whimsical monotone song the cell phone rang to immediately started people hissing and moving around in their seats. "As soon as I heard Jingle Bells from across the theatre in mid August, I wanted to hurt someone." said one audience member with a notable look of anger and hatred in his face. But when Mr. Densley then answered the phone, began talking pleasantries in an almost normal voice and proceeded to relay a shopping list to his wife, the audience went absolutely nuts. "It was when he started with the shopping list and he got down to the third item which was, I dunno, milk or something. I really wanted to stick that phone up his *** . Everyone started plowing over rows of seats to get to the guy and ring his neck, including myself." commented one person involved in the beating. "From the moment I saw him in the front lobby I knew he was an arrogant loser from his ill coordinated NY Yankees hat and LA Lakers t-shirt." Stated one man who was able to get a few kidney shots into Mr. Densley before leaving the theatre in disgust on Thursday. When interviewing the wife of Mr. Densley she stated, "This sort of thing has happened before and each time I was beyond embarrassed. But I never thought it would escalate from minor fist fights and kicking matches to the point where he looses his life. I am disappointed that the theatre staff looked the other way and did nothing to prevent my husband's death, with one usher in fact joining in on the beatings." Six men and two women were later charged and sentenced to appear in court, eleven others were issued warnings. Man Never Misses Trip To Gym For 5 Years July 29, 2002 - Florida, USA In an attempt to force himself into a healthy routine of exercise, a Florida man hired a hit man to kill him if he failed to show up to any of his 3 weekly workouts for the past 5 years. "At first I thought the ridiculous membership fees and that ludicrous up front joining fee would make me workout so I wouldn't waste the money - but that didn't work. Within weeks I was coming up with all sorts of lame pathetic excuses not to go. So I decided that if money wouldn't promote me to go, losing my life would. The hit man idea has worked like a charm, maybe even too good. There were some times that I truly would have preferred not to go, like that time I had bronchial asthmatic pneumonia. I've never had so much dark green mucus running down my face in my life, you should have seen that treadmill afterwards. But with all its ups and downs, my only complaint lately is that what I originally thought were expensive gym fees have been over shadowed by the high cost of the hit man. Now that I want to stop, I can't because I told him to shoot me if I told him I wanted to give up." walaahi these two had me cracking up laud.....LoooooooooooL asxantu

posted by raula walaahi my next door offices(mostly faculty) thought inuu mingis iguso dhacee ..loooool. maya maya facultiga aniga ay iisoo warameen, they thought in uu "isnadaamis" kugu dhacay NOT mingis. wiilo, garabka wuxuu ku soo dhahay, aniga ma xanaaq sani mana xanaaqo, hadiin xanaaqona sidii "qaamo qashir" camal aan dhuunta kaaga soo baxaa.... Hana isku key waalina aniga, berke hadiin aniga(shoobaro)meeshaan soo galo, ayuuto ayuuto lee ma ehee wax kaleeto ma maqleysiin...in other words am "dangerous"....i use istakiin before i even eat, i return my movies with-out rewinding them, and i even call myself sometimes to see if i can answer my own call.............aam baaaad asxantu

posted by raula Burkina Faso D’Jibouti Equatorial Guinea Ginea-Bissau Cote D’voire Rep. of the Congo lastly but not least:-What is the major african river that crosses the equator twice? burakina faso ...Ouagadougou D'jibouti....D'jibouti equatorial guines....malabo ginea-bissau....bissau cate d'ivoire...yamoussoukro rep.of the congo...brazzaville asxntu

9) dice dice =========deuce or double dice 4) mind ----- ==========undermind matters matter 7) ecnalg ==========acknowledge 10) 0 ---- ===========DR MD Phd BSC PS: FF please bring more, i loofis this game....tanag u asxantu

ok waa tanaa bebaaso ok bax ku margo looooooool asxantu

so Miss Wiilo why do think we should discuss what you find sickening and tiring....i say to live with it...like my maans was having problems with this same case but he neva cared with it... buttom line WHO CARES : asxantu

and this is the infomous NUUNE....i know i know...NOT so nuune huh

ok wiilo since you don't wanna go back to the previous posts and see every's pictures...i will try ta copy and paste some of your friends this is RAULA...way before the daina kicked in...she now kynda looks like jacko wacko this is your other friend GARAB TUUJIYE and believe me he still looks the same no change what so ever.. asxantu

Wiilo, this was the only picture that was ever taken of me, hope you enjoy it....... asxantu

Waryaarahe "WHO CARES" i say Who is teleplan? What did teleplan employees do for the somali people in MN? listen here MR.krupt, you work for you and i work for me, so why i gotta come strike with you when i only work for me huh .......Now take that to suge knight.....you fell off krupt...it's funny how the beeve will creep, coulda reached your peak, but now your left over with a horrible leak my friend krupt.... asxantu

99 meters i wanna see who breaks that record..... PS: it took me 37 trys.......talk bout perfection people ...daaym asxantu

LooooL@WIILO.....whats with you and always recruiting people.....i hope this is NOT your Driver licence picture asxantu

dear sulekha, first and formost go to your "add and remove programs" remove all the spyware or adware programs available then go to google.com type in "search and destory" go to "spybot search and destroy 1.3" donload it from "freenet.de" after the installation is complete click check for problems after it completes it's process click fix problems PS:Open a new email address.... asxantu

(What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: ) "This should be taken care of right away." I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. "Welllllll, what have we here...?" He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue. "Let me check your medical history." I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you. "Why don't we make another appointment later in the week." I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time. --or-- I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit. "We have some good news and some bad news." The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it. "Let's see how it develops." Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured. "Let me schedule you for some tests." I have a forty percent interest in the lab. "I'd like to have my associate look at you." He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle. "I'd like to prescribe a new drug." I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig. "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call." I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself. "That's quite a nasty looking wound." I think I'm going to throw up. "This may smart a little." Last week two patients bit off their tongues. "Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?" I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here? "This should fix you up." The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff. "Everything seems to be normal." Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all. "I'd like to run some more tests." I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one. "Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?" You're crazier than outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me ... "There is a lot of that going around." My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this. "If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment." I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week. asxantu

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. He had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him. As she sat by him, he said, ''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?'' ''What, my dear?'' she asked gently. ''I think you bring me bad luck!'' asxantu

An old man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem! "Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?" The doctor replies "The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing" asxantu

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man! **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. **** Men keep scrolling. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. **** Men Keep scrolling By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen! asxantu

loooooooool@wadani......i concur my brother asxantu

^^isn't this gentleman great or what...always taking things up a notch....waaaaw pravo pravo my dear indungu asxantu

loool@rudy....yaa kalb.....you should be sentenced to death instead of that poor innocent girl...edab daranaa asxantu

we gave up, please put us outa of our misery lucky star. asxantu

what is ICELAND or what is Vietnam asxantu

wlc brother orgilaqe, hope you enjoy your stay here as much as we do.....am from mombasa too "utaago" is where i have dwelled the best part of my prime years.. from one mombasian to another i say to you "hakuuna mataata" asxantu