Mr.Nuune and Mr. jacelybaro War yar aa isoo gaaray Wajigiin ma fiicnee Yaa hoosta idinka waaley Tola'ayoo Tola'ay war ragii reer balo ahaa, wax aan la arag,la ursan,la dhadhamin(looof) baa meel gudcur ah ku haysta, alloow ragga u gargaar..aamiin. marhore by soomali waxay hore u tiri "Beer wax jeclaada waa Baasto miir" marka ma aan idinla yaabeyno, rag matoorka dayuuradaha saaran yahay baa tihiin Hadaba waa gaan dhalinyarada ahaa, oo aan jariiban joogay, shukaansigeenu waxaad moodaa in uu kiina ka yara duwan yahay..... habkaan ayaan wax u shukaansan jirnay anagu: Aniga: War bal xaajiyo ii waran? Xaawooleeyda: Waa ladanaan xaaji Aniga: Maxaa war iyo wacaalo dunida ka heysaa? Xaawooleyda: Wax war iyo wacaalo ah ma haayee, waxaan maqlay ina caadleefe ayaa hashii "dhuubo" aheyd ka dhuntey, miyuu helay? Aniga: Haa hashii "dhuubo" aheyd libaax baa cidla ka helayoo cunay, kolkaas baanu raadkii libaaxa raacney oo waxaanu aragnay asagoo dharagtii ka badatay oo geed hoostiis hurda, kolkaas aan in taan toorey la kortagay meeshii ku bireeyey aarkii afartanka rag u qalmay. Xaawooleyda: ma adiga kaligaa baa bireeyey Aniga: Oo hadaas dee Xaawooleyda: Markaas bay itay yara qososho, bay tiri, hada qoodhaa iyo xeradaa, ma kaligaa baa bireeyey Aniga: Oo hadaas dee, in taan yara qoslo, hadaba xaajiyo ina mari aanu isku shushubanee Xaawooleyda: Intay qososho, oo miyaanu is xodxodanaa iminka, oo riyaha yaa ii ilaalin hadaba, maa caawa fiidkii halkaan ku wada kulano Aniga: Wagar! War kaasi waa war cad, waa hagaag/marxaba asxantu

posted by FF sooooooooo Checkmate...what do u spend ur hard earned mulah carelessly on? I can only guess I don't make that decision walaalo but thaanks for asking asxantu

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this topic belongs to the "dood wadaag" section Xeer Ilaaliye = Judge Abuukaate= Lawyer Xisaabiye= Accountant/Book keeper Shaybaar= Laboratory asxantu

Midig=right Bidix=left asxantu

LooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooL asxantu

^^^^****sighs of relief....thaaank god....i thought you were gonna annoy the hell out of us.......uuuuuuuuuuh thaaaat was cloooose **** asxantu

LoooooooL asxantu

posted by ameenah ^^OH MY GOD! Your one of those annoying people that stand by the magazine rack, reading instead of buying. WASTING the time of valued consumers in the process. I've, often considered harming them. LooooooooooooL...OOOh ameenah you nailed her, infact she recently got banned from "chapters" (a place designated for you to read magazines and books and NOT buy), she would go there 30 days out of the month. on the other hand posted by FF And the ones who bring out their purse and start counting thier coins....THEY COULDVE DONE THIS WHEN THEY ITEMS WERE BEING SCANEED i can imagine ameenah doing that, because she carries this Big DANBIIL full of change and i also saw her giving dimes and Nickels to the kids for XAQAL CIID, and i remember thinking to myself OOOOh what a cheapA$$ asxantu

Hadaba aan micnaha "dood wadaag" idiin yara sharaxo, maadaama aan lafoole macalin ka ahaa.. Dood wadaag waxa ay ka dhigan tahay, in ay dhalinta af soomaaliga qora ay halkaan ku wada Doodaan/Murmaan/Isxagxagtaan/Fadhiga ku diriraan/Isku caga jugleeyaan/Dhangalaaso iskala daalaan iyo Isxotxotaan ilaa ey dhalanyarta ingriiska qorta ka soo jiidanaayaan. marka sida aad u jeedaan, faanoole fara kama qodna waxaana na sugeysa xil aad iyo aad u muhiim ah, marka sida aan isku tabaabu sheen laheen ayaa la doonayaa in aan soo bandhigno akhyaareey. Marka waxaan idin oran lahaa halaga soo fakiro arintaa, Umana maleenhayo in ay wax dhibaato ah jiri doonto, maxaa yeelay Ragii musbaarada ku findhicilan jiray oo geela jilaafeen jiray oo birta calashaday baa meeshaan dhooban boqor- jamaal 11(uundisho) garaad- Baashi Ugaas-Muraad (alow u sahal) Islaan-Maskiin Munaafaq (laaye) xildhibaan-Nuune(caano niido luus cabaa) Dadka waa badan yihiin laakiinse Garaadooyinkii ayaa iga dhamaaday asxantu

<--------------the plain argumentative Nafta, schatje, speciale groeten alleen voor jou [Wink] , gelukige suikerfeest [smile] Nafta, "ishblift" u sheeg dawaco sheekadaas waa "onkholoflik" ps: ishbilf cafiya my dutch, i know it's a little rough around the edges..ciid wanaagsan once again...and daaakh for now asxantu

so true, so true asxantu

Wiilo, hadeey raula Kenyaati sheegatahy, anigana waxaan ahay Germal....yeey idin sidin gebertaan anaa deris eheen xamar, "reer buulo xuubeey" aan isla eheen...xaafada waxaa looga yaqaaney "garuumeey" madax weeeeeeyn ee laheed, ilko dhana ma qabin 10jir ay ilko ugu soo baxeen...madax adeeg daraadiis...allaaah yaa dhib badneedaaa... Raula, xaa dhacay saaxiibeey, xaa u inkiree xundhurtaada meesha ey taalo, labadaan geber in ay ku soo dhaweestaan lee rabeen, adinaga waaba ka sii rooroosaa, la rooro xataa ma xumee laakiin kenyaati lee ha'u roorin wadaayeey...lamo daan geberna walaaltinimo lee kaa rabaan ee ogoow, wax dhacoow iyo bililiqo xamar eey uga soo tageen yaa kheey, gabdho fiican waaye yaa kheey saxiib ka dhigo, raula waxna ha cabsanin ok " mee huu naa" asxantu

LooooooL wa xayaaka yaa akhii ...walaah anta la' dhagacas yaa akhii, anta asli suumaal,laa shaki fihaa asxantu

War ayuub ina adeer, dhagacaskaan ma anaa madaxa ka dharbaaxa, mise adaan kuu daayaa oo madaxa ka dharbaaxi doono ..... Mr.dhagacas,If we tell you "he is great", we expect you to say "taxta amrak yaa akhuuyu" nothing more,nothing less and no questions bout it mister...or else we will make you look like "DABACAS" asxantu

As Wr Wb marka ugu horeysa waxaan doonayaa in waqtigaan munaasabka leh ooh aad iyo aadka u qiimaha badan ku xuso Umada muslimiinta ah ee dunida oo dhan ku nool CIID Wanaagsan, kadibna waxaan rabaa in aan xuso Umada jamhuuriyada federaalka ee soomaliya Ciid wanaagsan, marka sadaxaadna waxaan rabaa in aan xuso dhamaan the members of SOl oo ka kooban..Akhyaaro'h, Aftahano'h, Abwaano'h, Aqoonyahano'h, Garyaqaano'h, all n all EESH CALAA HUMAN BEINGS....EIDUL MUBAAAARAK yaa akhwaaniin yacni ***forgive me guys i got little carried away theere, am bit emotional ya know*** asxantu

mutakalim brother i have gathered the same or some what along those lines as well....but with all honesty "Gaal Gaal iima dhaamo aniga iyo intaan ka masuul ahay" asxantu

^^^LooooooooooooooooooL...Qaris badanaaa, wax waalan asxantu

I voted for "off topic" because i think it brings flava/spice/change to this website, which i looofis. "off topic" is the next big thing next to jerry curls ladies and gentlemen enjoy it...... asxantu

posted by shabella I am very deeply sorry for questioning your motives OG-Moti. But Since its ramadhan and I have to fast...I havent been taking my medication. I suffer from muliple personalities and today you have met : XALIIMO XAASID/XANAAQ BADAN LooooooL.....tell this personality to neva show her face here again.....she is NOT wanted here....She was very very very MEAN to ugaas MOTI....imagine What she can do to that poor soul of mine......brrrrfsh am shaking the thought outta my head now....vaaamuush vaaamuush pls... Ps: shabella ilaahey ha ku caafiyo abaayo ok... asxantu

Posted by Afuufsan waxaan rabay inaan idin weydiiyo walaashaa kula dhalatay maku dari leheed nin xabsi kasoo baxay? waxaa su'aal meeshaan soo galeysa, maxaa lagu xukumay? kufsasho (rape), dil (murder) tuugnimo iyo wixii la mid ah. Su'aasha ma dhana xaajiyo, YES, i would definitely ask me self, why? and what he went to prison for?..... now the circumstances i would give my daughter's hand to an ex-convict are only if he committed these two crimes: 1)FIRST DEGREE MURDER 2)RAPE IF he has gone to prison for any other reason, then my asnwer is NOOOO.. Now lemme tell you why my reasons of handling this hypothetical question as such..It is because if your gonna give your daughter's hand to a convict/ex-convict, give it to the one that has the highest rankings, NOT to a tiny winy who has done time for a reckless offences..... asxantu

Ugaas Moti, ninyahoow magacaan iska badal oo waxaad isku bixisaa "socdaalka Aduunka" maxaa yeeley maalinba meel baas baa u ordaysaa, ma dixiri baa meel uu ilaahey ogyahay kaa galay Ugaas?... ....ilaahey Ugaasad meel ku fadhiisisa ha kuu sahlo mar dhow.... asxantu

LoooooL@mob_deep That's what i call DACWAH... ilaahoow hana waalin yaa rab.... asxantu

LooooL@women drivers.....Why do yall think Bob Marley sang the song " No Women No Drive LoooL asxantu

^^ mahad sanid rahima... IYO Sodog.....Father in-law asxantu