oook mudanayaal iyo marwooyin here is my xujo waxaad sheegtaan.... wax aad dhashid oo aadan dhabtaada saarin? asxantu

posted by shayma There are many things you should consider when looking for the ideal husband/wife. Rather than marrying one for beauty, money or how intellectual he or she is, ask yourself… Why am I getting married ( Because all of my friends are' or my “biological clock†is ticking are not a legitimate reasons )& What am I looking for in a spouse? Marriage is NOT a contract porposal and i doubt there are people in this age and time who fullfil their preparation requirments prior to their gettimg married. "what am i looking for in a spouce?" to think in such manner to me is completely ablivoius,your destiny is something you have no control of. posted by PI my advice would be know the person u are marrying atleast 1 to 2 year prior to the time u move in with them and u are their wife(being a wife comes with responsibilities). wrong advice sis, you don't realy know any person who your dating until you wake up from the same bed next to him/her, that's when you really get to know each other... asxantu

posted by garabka Listen SUE and OG-GIRL, don't make this thing personal!!! Is all for fun...call me childish is all good because I am ciyaalka xaafada any ways. LooooooL@ciyaalka xaafada posted by Nuune Caajislayaasha=Checkmate, Gediid am honoured my brother, thankx much asxantu

becouse UK people are known for being fare and humble how come majority of black females are blessed with extremely and hugely nice and ferm buttockses? asxantu

Here is two of my favorites Driveway : where we park Parkway : where we drive asxantu

posted by Nas Word iz bo®n(d), He's droppin mixtapez soon watchout for DaPoet One luv keep ya Ears to the Streetz LoooL word up hommy loooL asxantu

posted by il-capo "Let me introduce you to some of the girls that I roll with" Raula says. "Roll? What do you mean by that? I didn't know people rolled" I argue. Raula, sensing that her slang is bit too much for me calms me down by saying. "Ohh, Sorry, I meant the girls that I am friendly with" "Now that I can understand"I say with a delight. LooooooooL After a while a guy comes out and let me tell you, if fashion police got hold of that guy I am sure they would have sentenced him to life without a parole, in other words this guy made Andre 3000 from Outkast and the Black Eyed Peas look fashion guru. LoooooooL "So how do you like it here" asks Last-Princess. "I like the free drinks and snacks" I reply. "Actually I was referring to the country not the food" says Last-Princess. "Oooh, well, if you are asking me would I like to remain in this country my answer is simple and it is NO because I love Africa and besides my Malaika lives there" I say. LooooooooL I see two girls standing at the balcony, they are covered from head to toe with black Jalabeeb and one of them seemed to be encouraging the other with some words that I have never ever head before but they sound like this "Ya Tacban, ya ghurab, ya xabeeb, ya baqeel, ya dig dam, ya qarboosh, ya faras, ya xuux and ya dacas, ya dixiin" now I have never ever heard such language so I didn't know what to make of it. LooooooooooL walaahi this brought tears to my eyes... asxantu

LooL@rudy... Nafta, i think that was rudy's way of saying he did't understand/hear/read the statement posted above, so i guess your going to have to repeat your self sis asxantu

posted by gediid Shaah iyo shukaansi....You have to be old fashioned to think they go hand in hand.Ask the older generation sidii dumarkii hore shaah ugu daldalyeyn odayashii hore ayuu gastric ku wada dhacey.Bal is ilaali jaceyl intaan ICU lagu la ordin. LoooooooL@intensive care unit asxantu

^^maahmaahda asalkeedu waxaa ay aheyd "beer wax jeclaada waa baasto miir" hadaba jalaqsaneey gacaliso tanina nooga faaiidee. asxantu

^^^woooow i have no choice but to decline that offer, in my 37years of experience i have never tought boys,and god willing i will neva have to, i Only specialize in the female anatomy. if you need a teacher in that department please don't hesitate to give a hollar..and i shall be at your service asxantu

This picture was taken 1976 in Eyl, am the first one on the right and next to is ahmed sadiiq and next to him is his older half brother a/salaan bashiir and next to him is my sister and next to her is ahmed's sister deeqa..this picture brings back so many memories, wallee caruurnimo waa cudur laga koro asxantu

Jalaqsan can i put my x-ray vission into use and be macalinka dadka mugdiga wax ku bara abaayo? haduu waiting listka dheer yahay i can understand...no problemaz asxantu

Raula, the best male afrodisiak is shaah with fish and some caviar for desert... ...don't you ever wonder why odayaasha aynaan u daalin, 93jir baa wali caruur dhalaya.. asxantu

inaa lilaahi wa inal raajicuun, allaah yarxama raaximiin walaalo underdog, bisha ramaadaan qofkii marxuuma waa ehla jano walaalo..ilaahayow jana fardowso ka waraabi hooyadeen(aamiin, aamiin)...aboowe samir iyo iimaan ayaan adiga iyo ehelkoodhan idiin rajeynayaa.... asxantu

Raula, illaah baa igu ogee, waxaa tahay nasab nasab dhalay iyo idinkiis, maxay kuwani ka garanahayaan "shaax" wuxuu mudan yahay, caku yaa caawa ii kaa keena lix koob oo "bigeys" ah markaan qac ka wada siino kan todobaad waanu wada cadeeysan laheen... hadabka shaaha la iskugu shukaansado Aniga:war maxaa sheegteen habloow Xaawooleyda: war aarkii baa yimi (mashxaro lagu dhufto). balo ma jidho xaaji, haday jidhona ma buurna Aniga: war bal shaah la kaalaya, waxaad moodaa siduu ii hayo in aanan maantoo dhan cabin xaawooleeyda: Xaaji waa kan kirligii oo dhan, cadeeys ma dooneysaa Aniga: Ina adeerey gacaliso anoon bigeyskii wali afka saarin miyaa cadeeys ii quurtaa, ragga meel xun lagoogama dhaco ee ogoow Xaawooleyda: raali noqo xaaji, mar danbaan loo noqon doonin Aniga: heblaayooy, yaa shaahakan soo kariyey maanta?waaba mid aan la arag oon la maqal, dhadhakiisu ilaa iyo hada ayuu dhabxanaga iiga dhagan yahay Xaawooleyda: waxaa soo karisay "ina dhurwaa dhunkade" raula ayaa la yiraahdaa magaceedu Aniga: ma ninkaan qaraabo qansax aheyn, ma saaxiibkeey "ina dhurwaa dhunkade" hadaba waleey iga tahay in aan waxba naga xumaandoonin, u sheeg "raula" in aan galabkanba raadsan doono PS: Reer mudugii asliga ahaa oo mudug qaarada ku soo daray baan ka mid ahaaan jirey, waaguu waa ahaa dee seventy coorcoorkii dee asxantu

quote from cigaal shiidaad "When you can't have what you WANT. It's time to start wanting what you HAVE" asxantu

posted by wiilo Qaxwo Qaraar iyo Moos Bukooni loo cuno LoooooooL yaa daacuun dameeraad ku ridee wadaayeey,hadii aan gaxwo xaraar iyo maankaal la isku cuneenin ani warkaas maku jiri mugooow hadaba waan kii sheegay asxantu

Yasmine, thank you for the correction and the clarification walaalo, i completely have to agree with you. There is "but" but it's very small yasmine, walaalo you have to consider the fact that the "af-soomali" spoken by the people from the "north" outweighs than the 'af-soomali" spoken people in "south". The pureness,the grammer,the importance and the affirmativeness walaalo. abaayo yes you'r right, no dialect is better than another, but my concern is that the "value" of such rich/pure/grammetically correct words are NOT being put to use by our growing generation, that leaves me with the thought of where our coming generations will place the "naxw af-soomali" abaayo. asxantu

^^^Walee Nin indho loo cabsado leh waa tahay baashiyoow,balse waxaan filanayaa dhaawacadaad gaarsiisey suufi in uusan ka soo kabsandoonin dhawaanahaan... ha iiga maleeysan in aan ahay nin diradiraale ah baashiyoow,hadaan rageeygii ku jiri lahaa maanta waxay oran lahaayeen "xaajadu waa xiniinyo taabsasho" Mana aqaan waxa aan meeshaan la towtowleeyahay oo aan ka faa'iidaayo, cabaadkaaga mooyee.balse "bartiroow buuga maku taaley" baa i haysata. Yaacey akhyaareey asxantu

posted by dawaco checkmate. Judge-qaali hadii aanan qaldaneeyn, Xeer ilaaliye soo security gaurd ma ahan? Dawaco abooyo, waa runtaa areyga "qaall'i" dad baa u isticmala in uu ka dhigan yahay "judge" laakiin ma saxsana. "qaalliga" afsoomaliga saxa aha waxaa weeye "qofka wax nikaaxiya/xeererka go'aamiyo ama gooya maxkamad la'aan".... asxantu

posted by baashi Baaqaan direy, moolkaan buuxiyey, iyo macnahaan baaney, Iyo bartaad kula kuftay badawyahow, waaba kala baabe, Hadaadan sidayda beegsaneyn murtida, hadalka kiisa billan, Ama aadan bowsaneyn sida Jamaal, beydad hore iyo buugag Igala beydh cantra-baqashka, helimeysid boowe kaan rabay e. Markaan intaan aqriyey, waxaan is iri "ninkii suufi ahaaa, nin baa helay, oo dhulka ku jidaaya" markaas buu suufi soo qoray Roobka da'ey, ramaasyada baxay, maqasha baanowdey, Ceelka gurey, geelii gun go'ay iyo gamaskii ceydhoobey Guntii guuleysatey, geesigii jabay, guurtidii naafowdey, Giyigii barkacay, morryannta Maaleysatey, Dacartii miidowdey, --- Hadaan doonaayo inaan hilfaha kuuqaado saas ayaan kubilaabi lahaa afarleydeyda; laakiin maadaama tol iyo xidid layahay, waxaan ku oran: Baashoow murtidu waa maanso kaa maqan'e Beynoow fudeyd iyo carsha caan ku aheyde Hadurxamin suufigu waa walad aqooneede Waa wiil miinsaanka saara maanso oo idil e, Waa wiil aan mahiif iyo aqoon malawga baaruude Waa wiil mahiigaan sidiisii loo mahadiyaaye Waa wiil Wanaagiyo yaqaan War-ka hadalkiisa Ee beynoow hawiiqamin ragwaa kii hawaarsade. ......... Waan fajacay, waxaan is iri " war bal ninkaan suufi la yiraahdo, waa nin caqli miiran ah, markuu arkay in luqunta lagu sito uusan meelna u baxsan karin, buu cirka isku lalay, meeshii uu baashi geela uga heesay buu isna buurihii uga heesay, oo uu intaas misina naxariisna doontay tolaysi iyo xididna isku xatooshay diric diric dhalay iyo idinkiis, alley lehe waa ragii la yaqaaney...haday gaajo u dhimanayaan xataa, subag bay afka marsadaan.... asxantu

LoooooL..i know what you mean.....but it's Only my Celly that anorld will be answering to freak out family and friends asxantu

LooooooooooooooooL@anorld pizza shop....walaaahi it cracked me up so hard...anorld pizza shop is now my answering machine asxantu

IL-cabo, ninkaan nuune la yiraahdo murankiisa aa batay ayaa mahaan ma istiri, dood oo aan loo jogin buu meeshaan la oradayaa, war ii dhangalaasee ninka mise anaa doonaysaa in aan qanjuruufo afuufsan kala daalo asxantu