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Saxarla’ clumsily slumps into one of the chairs then changes seats with Saxardeed while the social bees bumble up and down the stage to strengthen her dress or wipe sweat from her eyebrow. Almost one third of the guests suddenly become helpers, and decisions from how the newlyweds should hold hands to where and how they should cut the cake happen spontaneously on the spot. Should they drink from the two separate glasses or rather, more romantically, from two straws in the same glass creates a tussle. Must greet guests competing to shake the couples hands compel the newlyweds into backward and sideward glances threatening the veil and the artistic hairstyle. One wonders if the manner and method of greeting guests wasn’t in the planning but then one assumes something as important as the grand entrance was planned in advance. Why can’t anyone seem to know what to do at the moment of truth? “Watch out for these bumble bees. I am afraid they will trip me,†whispers Fay to her mother thinking about her upcoming wedding. LooooL So true Yet so Funny I'll make certain that this doesn't happen on my second wedding we can't bring back the past can we? whats done is done! thanx gediid... asxantu

^^^waxaa hadleysa Gabadha sheekada qortey(ikraam) and Mukhtaar in ninka ay is rabaan....Ur Wlc Marka uu Muqtaar ii sheegay sheekadan soo jiitameysay ee isaga reerhiis hooyadii dhexmartay tan iyo markii uu ku laabtay London waxaa mar qura soo koobmay rajadii aan ka qabay nolol wanaagsan iyo aayo- tiin iyo ninkaan is lahaa waad heysaa kii qalmaye ha siideyn. Waayo wiilka waxaan u qaaday jaceyl daran oo aan marnaba la qiyaasi karin,waxaana gaaray amaba jaceylkiisa sababay qarow aan ku qarwo habeenada qaar,ruuxii dhaqaaqana aan isaga moodo, runtii meel aan talaabada dib ugu celiyo ayaa ii muuqan kari weysay,waxaana niyada ka jecleystay inaan dhaho "Iga raali noqo aboowe haddii xaalkaagu sidan yahay ee mashaakil famil kugu furan yahay Jaceylkaagi Bul Allaah siiyo!" Thankx Tuujiska asxantu Hadana waxaan eegaa jaceylka xad dhaafka ah ee aan u hayo,hortiis aan ruux kale u qaadin, gadaashiisana aan ogeyn sida ay xaaladu noqoneyso. Hadal ayaa iga soo bixi waayey intii yareyd ee Muqtaar ii sheegayey warkaasi mar qura daboolay iftiin-kii ii bidhaamayey iyo rajadii aan ka qabay nolol lagu nagaado. Alah wadnahey iga soo ridey, ilaahey wadnaha kama soo ridee, saan u ilmeynaayey bakeeri aan buuxiyey caawa. alah gabadhu calaacal wanaag sanaa, yaa saan aniga iigu calaacalo but regardless of the situation and history, i would have married hooyadeey naagtey ii keento. Naagyaasha they come and go, My hooyo is always my hooyo (ya dig)

Florida firm first to sell ID microchips to be implanted under skin... “Digital Angelâ€: technology that cares The Digital Angel is a computer chip that is smaller than a grain of rice and has a short antenna. It is placed under the skin of a person and the chip sends a signal to cell phone towers and satellites in the sky and it can tell the body temperature, pulse, heartbeat, insulin levels, etc. and it also tells the location of a person anywhere in the world. All this information on a person would be available over the internet. This chip can also be put in furniture or anything of value for tracking in case of theft. It can also be put in food to record temperature and location as it is shipped across the country. The Digital Angel demonstration will be held on Thursday, October 26, at the Unconvention Center (Pier 94) in New York City. Roughly 200 invitations will be issued to interested members of the national media, potential joint-venture/licensing partners and selected Wall Street analysts. As previously announced, attendees of the event will witness an historical first: the first-ever operational combination of bio-sensor technology and Web-enabled wireless telecommunications linked to GPS location-tracking systems. Applied Digital Solutions (ADSX) holds all the patents on the Digital Angel. The projected worldwide sales is $100 billion dollars. The stock is currently selling at 36 cents a share. They call it “technology that cares.†We call it the Mark of the Beast or 666. Three R's: Reading, Writing, RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) chips... Gary Stillman, the director of a small K-8 charter school in Buffalo, New York, is an RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) believer. While privacy advocates fret that the embedded microchips will be used to track people surreptitiously, Stillman said he believes that RFID tags will make his inner city school safer and more efficient. Stillman has gone whole-hog for radio-frequency technology, which his year-old Enterprise Charter School started using last month to record the time of day students arrive in the morning. In the next months, he plans to use RFID to track library loans, disciplinary records, cafeteria purchases and visits to the nurse's office. Eventually he'd like to expand the system to track students' punctuality (or lack thereof) for every class and to verify the time they get on and off school buses. "That way, we could confirm that Johnny Jones got off at Oak and Hurtle at 3:22," Stillman said. "All this relates to safety and keeping track of kids.... Eventually it will become a monitoring tool for us." Radio-frequency identification tags -- which have been hailed as the next-generation bar code -- consist of a microchip outfitted with a tiny antenna that broadcasts an ID number to a reader unit. The reader searches a database for the number and finds the related file, which contains the tagged item's description, or in the case of Enterprise Charter, the student's information. Library adopts Spy Chips... A civil liberties watchdog group is expressing concern over the San Francisco Public Library's plans to track books by inserting computer chips into each tome. Library officials approved a plan Thursday to install tiny radio frequency identification chips, known as RFIDs, into the roughly 2 million books, CDs and audiovisual materials patrons can borrow. The system still needs funding and wouldn't be ready until at least 2005 Your car tires have RFID's chips in them ALREADY!!! Its a us federal sponsored initiative to track vehicles near certain highways feeding certain urban areas. Basically the FBI enters a rfid number into the database and then history of travel for the car pops up. The feds can also pre-enter rfids they want to watch after getting a reading off your parked car or from the Canadian-us customs border (where they already actively log the car rfids in the tires and associate them with plates) Your tires have a passive coil with 64 to 128 bit serial number emitter in them asxantu

I wholeheartedly agree with mutakalim on this particular issue, there is nothing wrong with the word or being called "Somalian" as long as there aren't any associations that accompany it. I’m Somalian and you all are Somalians to me. asxantu

I believe it was Carter G.woodson who said and i quote " We do not mean to suggest here, however, that any ppl should ignore the record of the progress of other races...We say, hold on the real facts of history as they are, but complete such knowlegde by studying also the history of races and nations which have been purposely ignored.We should not underrate the achievements of Mesopotamia, greece, and rome.But we should give equally as much attention to the internal African Kingdoms, the songhay empire, and Ethiopia, which through Egypt dedidedly influenced the civilization of the Mediterranean world." Black history month came bout the education in western literary to teach African heritage, the strugle the african americans had to endure in the west. asxantu

DinkiWinki, I have couple of questions for ya if you don't mind answering them, how long have you been an atheist? What motivated you into becoming one? Because I think it's unfair to all of us, after reading the entire charade you presented in your posts that you leave now with out an explanation. Or with out us having to persuade your mind or at least parceling thoughts to ponder upon next time you post. asxantu

^^subxaanal llaah waana in arintaas uusan galin qof adoo kale ah, sababtoo ah Ninkii dhibka waday ayaad ka dhigtay dhibane, qofkii la dhibayna waxaad ka dhigtay kii Wax bi'iyay. Marka hore ninyahoow see wax u araktaa mise wax fahanka ayaa kugu yar, wallee iyo billee somali waxay turaahdaa "barasho horteed ha i nicin" waligey waxaan kuu heystay nin ehelul diin ah oo garsoor yaqaan ah, laakiin cawatoole ayaan ogaadey in aad tahay nahaab iyo diradiraale sxb, mawaadan ogeyn in cadaab kaa danbeeyo oo laguugu imtixaanaayo xumaanta aad dadka u kala gudbineyso. Qofka ibni aadanka ah waxaa xil weyn ka saaran ilaah ka cabsi iyo cadaalad nimo alle-u-baahnoow, sidey saansaan taaduna u jaleecdu midnaba ma hedysatin, toobad alle mar walbay furan tahay walaalkiis, ilaahey ka cabso marwalba. Codsi: ma aqaan ujeeda daada iyo dheefka aad waxyaalahaan ka helayso, laakin maandhoow aanu is cafino asxantu

bismilah! Someone has to put a stop to this guys, shaydaanka iska naara please... How can I put this together with out taking sides or offending anyone? Ngonge, firstly I just wanted to tell you, what you have posted in the other thread wasn't offensive nor was it directed at anyone, but when I first read your post the first time before anyone had responded to it .The thought that first came to my mind honestly was "watt a selfish kid" and I laughed at you, because my understanding or perception of your read was, you had intended make fun of yourself. Ng I don't know if you had put a thought to your post initially before writing it brother, but I wouldn't personally write what you wrote while everyone else wrote about their struggle, their fleeing, situations of there parents and how uncomfortable the whole situations have been for them, personally I would felt a little embarrassed. So maybe that's what triggered this whole mess up, ng brother I wholeheartedly believe your intentions were pure and perceived it as they were. But ngonge I know Juxa has let her xanaag get the best of her, when she responded to your post after you gave the condolences. But when the way you responded was totally uncalled for walaalkiis, two wrong don't make it right. Juxa, My sweet gentle sister, abaayo i never thought in million years you would be so upset over something so simple. abaayo Somali waxay tiraahdaa "hadal si loo yiri, sina loo qaaday" abaayo macaan waxaa aad ku qaldaneyd in aad ngonge caaysid, eraya cay ah munaasab ma aheeyn. Abaayo waan soo wada qaxnay anaka oo dhan, dhibaatooyin oo aan la maleysan karin neh waan soo marnay, labo wiil oo walaalaheeyna wey ku dhinteen (allah yarxama raaximiin), marka abaayo there is nothing that anyone can say or do to bring them back no matter how they praise or joke bout them, that is something me and my family hold near and dear. Marka abaayo niyada kheyr u sheeg, aduun lee waaye waxaan. Allah yahdiih yaa akhwaanii asxantu

^^^ Wata a Sell Out you are. @least when i die, i die with honor asxantu

^^^Then beat it, beat it , beat it. very informative Jazakal llaah mr.millenium asxantu

large triple triple @ tim's with a bagel is what wakes me up every morning, ...but one of these days i gonna have to make that huge switch to tea, it's gonna be a hard task but insha allaah i plan on accomplishing. asxantu

heck my intuition tells me it came from bobby and Whitney’s jet but maybe just maybe it wasn't human waist at all, UFO ring any bells, we are so quick at pointing fingers at humans Intuition, just when I thought the chemistry was at the right temperature, just when I thought your virgin heart was skipping a beat whenever I was around, just when I thought your were getting those baby butterflies in your stomach when you felt my voice in your eardrums, you slap my face with a line like this Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass who pays for everything. ohm ouch makes you wonder doesn't it? Boy was I wrong, now am thinking that MIX TAPE you sent me, should have been a wakeup call for me, silly me. PS:I'll make sure that u don't mislead any other brother with that killer smile of yours...And oh yeah don't hold me to that promise will ya, seeing am still larking around to get a glimpse myself asxantu

Wallee iyo waa iga wallee, odey baashi waa rag yaqaan, waa odey yarroo xifaalo miiran ah.adey baashiyoow rag waa kuwii is yaqaana, sideenu horey ugu ogeyn nah "waayeel hadalkiisu kaftan buu ku dhameystaa" ha ha ha, war ninyahoow waxaad tahay nin xasilooni jecel taa saana wax qura la siisan karine kow dheh, maadaama aad anaga nagu sheegtay "geel jireyaal reer miyi ah" been ma aadan sheegin. Waxaan xasuustaa goor aan dhaweyn baa aniga iyo aabahey isku raacnay XAMAR in aanu soo aragno walaalkii ama adeerkey (alle-u-abaahne aabihii) uusan mudo badan arag, goor aan dhowr casho joogno oo cagaha dhulka nalookaga qaadey soo dhaweyn darteed, baa maalin iyadoo aanu qadeyneyno oo rag kale oo badan nagu jiraan oo kaftan la isla dhacaayo, baa adeerkay (alle-u-baahne) aabihii oo nin xifaalo miran ah asna i way diiyey, war Xaaji Fardaxoow, war geedka yaanyada la yiraahdo ma idiinkaga baxdaa arligiina?, markaas baan u jawaabayoo oon iri, ma geedkaan barqadii qoraxda ka harsano baad noo sheegi. kolkaasuu aad u qosalayoo yiri waa kuwaa ragii la yaqaaney. Marka odey baashoow sidii nadigii oo kale baad ula habeeshey "reer miyi" waanu nahay. Laakiin ilma adeeri waa kuwa isyaqaane, goormaad idinkuse noqoteen "reer magaalo" taloow?, ha ha taloow tani na miyeey dhimaneyd, odey cad ah baa hada kahor ka maqlay "Dadna waa dhal magaalo, Dadna dhar magaalo ay xidhaanoo, xarago ay san qiimo iyo qaayo midnaba u heyn, raga kale ugu faanaan". hadaba baashoow ma qoladii dharka magoolo xidhaad aheydeen? haha war bal ragii maxaa qaaday? haha hadaba naga daaya,ha ha nimaad taqaanid yaa tahay lama yiraahdo, bay oran jireen.ha ha asxantu

^^lool War bal hee dhahaya ma anaa waalan mise buurtinle baa laga heesayaa taloow? bal marka horey aanu is heybsano ilmo adeerayaal ragu isma yaqaanee, warma ogoow alloow waranka kaa qabo. wax yar idinkoo raali iga ah aan idiin sheego, sheeko munaasab ku ah sheekadan ina dhextaala. Bari baa nin cawaran(weershe) ah, magaalo kale safar ku yimi, markaas ayuu meel aad hudheel oo kale moodo ijaartey, oo mise nah dadkii heybsaday siduu u helo haweeney uu iskaga dhiciyo qabowga iyo cildlada uu gabal dhaca(habeenka) lee yahay, markaas ayaa loo sheegay in ay jidho islaan la yiraahdo "iskushuban", saacado kadib wey is heleen wada xaajoodeen, kadibna kuna balameen hoyguu kirada ugu jiray.Waxay xaajadooda socotaba dhowr maalmood kadib, Iskushuban baa hunguri galey, maxaa yeelay waxay habeenkasta aragtaa ninkan oo marba duqush lacag badan kasoo saaraya,waxay istiri lacagtaan wax ka dheef, markaas bey maalin tii denbe tiri Iskushuban: Xajiyoow magaaladan magaalo ka xun weligey waa taan arag odeyga: Oo maxaa? Iskushuban: Maya waxaa weeye, suuqay waxay ii marsheen, islaantaan wey wareegtaa Odeyga: Walee been maadan sheegin, anigoo mar dhow imiba waxay i yiraahdaan, wuu cawaran yahay Iskushuban: Sootan adiga cawaran? :confused: Odeyga: Sootan adiga wareega.. Waxaan filanayaaa in aad sheekadeyda nuxurkeea fahamteen, sidaan u ogahay in aysan calaacasheydu timo ugu soo baxayn, ayaan u hubaa in iidnaan naga heleyn waxaa aad naga dooneysiin. Jamaaloow, ma ragiina iska dhicin waayey ilmo "JEEG DUUB" baa hada anaga na tuhminaaya, dagaalkii CAR TUKO ma xasuusataa, hadaba CAR TUKO II isku tabaabusheeya taariikh baanu idiin dhigi doona. ragi run kama nixiso, Aar laga careysiiyey baan ahay Xummada jirkeyga ka dhex qarxeysa sidii korontadii waxaan filanayaa in ay nugaal oo dhan iftiimin laheyd laanta. asxantu

Tola'ayee Tola'ay war ma ina adeerkay baa goobtaan lagu feerfeertay, oo intii mas ku cadeyde ka soo tarantay oo idil baa isugu tagtay, intaa waan filanaayey laakiin waxaanan filaneyn in xeer ilaaliye(baashi) iyo nabadoon(jamaal) dhaantada ugu sitaan, taa waa mid aan maleysan kari waayey marnaba, intaa waa iga hore u dhac Su'aal ayaan qabaa alle-u-abaahnoow wallaale, intii aadan raga sooryeyn miyey ku tuseen sawirka dhuubo dhexyer? hadey jawaabtaadu tahay MAYA, waa in sooryadeenu naloo soo ceshaa sida ugu dhaqsaha badan, maxaa yeelay naq aanu roob u di'in baa nalagu sahmiyey, taasi waa mid.hadey jawaabtaadu tahay HAA, firfircoonidii dhagaxtuur maka dhadhansatay, salxanyihii shabeel-lagde ma lahayd, miyeey shilis aheyd ii sheeg. Hadaba siduu ina adeerkey(alle-u-baahne) horey u sheegay, rag waa kuwii maslaxo walaaltimo iyo isfahan wanaag hadalkooda ku dhameysta. waana aan u jeedaa meeshani waa meel aanan hiilo iyo hoo midnaba iiga baahneyn, laakin waxa aan ka saliigey sida aad hadalada qaarkood ula weydaarsateen ina adheerkey, hadey sheekaduna gaarto xiniinyo taabsasho in uu alle-u-abaahne tol iyo tiirba leeyahay idinla socodsiiyo waa ujeedo yar oo aan la meer meeraystay. Ragyahoow waxaa waano iga ah, iniidaan "been sheegin, oo run nah sheegin, waxaad sheegtaana iniinaan waayin" hadaba waa idinkaas. asxantu

inaa li laahi, wa inaa ileyhi raajicuun laa xawla walaa quwati ilaa bilaah i knew gafaaji, yaa allaaah, iklaahayoow u naxariiso, yaa allaaah, we ere family yaa alaah...allaaah yarxama raaximmin, walaahi this is sad news, laa ilaaha ilal laah asxantu

allaah, soomali nacnac kama dhamaato, war hee dhahaya u yara kaadiya,websitekan dad baa iska leh, imana ay idin waydiisan cideey "dhexdhexaadiye" ka dhigan la haayeen, waxaa ka dhahdaana waa idinku danbi, marka ordaya oo nacnacdiina meelka la aada. Waana run "libaax sanka taabte" wuxuu sheegay, af-soomaliga oo aad af-ingriiska lu labeeysiin joojiya perke "waa lakala lee xiyaa liin iyo caano"....Aloore laashe istaare aan idin dhahay Admin, waa ii jeedaa da'daalka aan meeshaan ka wado, ee il naxariis leh halkoo mar igu soo fiiri ok asxantu

^^jigijigi yalam for nationalist Describe your perfect honeymoon? my perfect honeymoon would be in my new house on my new bed doing the DeeD what's perfect then that huh asxantu

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." asxantu

^^some screws got loose, laakiin waxaan ilaahey ugu mahad naqeeynaa, in aadan wali dharka iska xoorin asxantu

Advicesoooow magacaaga ba asxantu

Even though this article is religiously preaching adultry,we have to keeping in mind that NO man is immune to lust, which is why i think our creater(S.W)gave us the privilege of having upto 4 wifes, So why commit adultry when there is "nikaax". so lets discuss this article for what it is!! Would you be able to live with yourself knowing that your wife/gf or husband/bf having sex with someone else? In my case i would have to say HELL NO... If the mother of my children is committing adultry behind my back,then so be it, it would be between her and her creater and besides what i don't know won't hurt me. BUT On the other hand, if i find out that she has been practising kamasutra behind my back, i would KILL HER and the DUDE that's screwing her. asxantu

posted by MMA Udub Qabsi: Waa hab gabadhu inta ay nin dush ka jeclaato gasho ninka gurigooda, waxayna ay qabsataa udub-dhexaadka ama sariirtiisa, waxaan caado inta badan ah in halkaas gabadha lagu meheriyo ama xaal weyn la siiyo. Nooca guurkani illaa hada wuu jiraa. Marka hore walee waa runtaa nooca guurkani illaa iyo hadu wuu socdaa isagoo la casriyeeyey, laakiin ilaahey baa ka magan galnay in uusan nagu keennin tan oo kale (aaamiin). La Bixida Hablaha {La Roorka}: Waa qaab guursi caan ah oo illaa maanta ka jira dalka Soomaaliyeed, miyi iyo magaalaba, marka hore way isa shukaansadaan ka dibna way isla baxaan. Waxaana la isla tagaa meel masafo ah oo lagu meheriyo. LoooL allah habkaan baan aad iyo aad u jecleystay, waa hab aad u muhiim ah oo ku saleysan in la isla "rooro" markii lais af garto, waa habkii aabahey hooyadiis saas baa lagu guursaday, aniga hooyadey saas baa lagu guursaday, ilmaheyga hooyadooodna saas baan ku guursaday sinji waa maguuraan baa horey loo yiri asxantu