shyhem When i was in primary school this is how we used to flirt with each other. The hot lady in my class will throw a piece of paper towards my seat. The message on the paper was a simple one that says BOMBAY DEF Both Of My Breast Are Yours Ofcourse i had to respond to her by written I.T.A.L.Y on a piece of paper and throwing it at her. italy meant I Trust And L ove YOU finally she will seal the deal with her last message,which was COWBOY DEF Come On W ednesday But Only You When we was young that was the only way to communicate and it was shukaansi 101 LooooooooooL....Ciyaal Suuq from primary school asxantu

PMS stands for : Pass My Shotgun Fedex+UPs= FEdUP asxantu

posted by bishaaro How about you and Nuune hadaad isku qabataan Afkaaga caano lagu qabay, labo qof oo laba dooda iska fiican aduunkaan ma jiraan, waa match made in heaven. Imagine Nuune iyo Sweeter_then_your_tea oo Ilmo isku dhaleen, what would they name their KIDS Gabar: Sour_than_your_RAQAY Wiil: Yariisoow or Babiyoow maansha allaaah, maansha allaah asxantu

Najis Najis dhaley iyo idankiis, Ma anaan ka garan firfir coonidiisa,Aabahaa alla janeeh! asxantu

posted by Xoogsade Bro Checkmate, the reason I said that is because I don't like relying on people, bothering people, or being too weak to attend to my needs, in that case, even though a longer life blessed with good deeds is nice, I don't want to linger around far too long than necessary. I pray to God that I die Muslim, repentant, and leave this world not carrying too much of a sin. Man, how often do I hear about someone died of a young age who seemed innocent and I said: "Dhib luu ka tagey if he/she has good deeds". I live life to the fullesst thank God, but I don't see a point why people would want to live too long just for the heck of it. Anyways, sorry if this spoils the mood of the topic for some. Precisely my point mahadsanid walaalkiis. asxantu

posted by shyhen A man and a woman can never be "just" friends.That's like expecting me to visit the Poetry section of S.O.L,it will never happen period.Le's just say Having a female friend is like having 19 dollar in u'r account. U know u have the money and u know its yours,but u can't withdraw the 19 dollars, simply because the stup!d ATM won't give out any bills less than $20.the same thing with afemale friend,she is sitting in u'r car and u can't even look at her directly in the eye. Personally i don't have female "just" friends and do not want to have them.A woman is either my relative or i'm seducing her,nothing in btw.There is no beating around the bush. I couldn't have said it better brother..Very well put. Posted by gediid You could walk upto the cashier at the bank and fill out a slip.....But seriously tats deep.A male friend to me is like the lion hiding in the bush to jump on a poor deer whos strayed far from her mother.... Well said..very well said brother. Ladies and Gentlemen There can be NO friendship between the opposite SEX..i repeat..Men and Women can NEVER EVER be "just" friends...And if there is such case, just know that,the feelings aren't mutual. And there will be a time, a moment,a weired mechanism, gravitational pull that's greater than both of them. And the rest will be TAARIIKH. asxantu

heey it's true, i used ta have a "labeeb" pigeon back home, it used give to needy female pigeons at time, and it used to get from needy male pigeons at time as well. seriously..... Siyaad Bare once said "If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle" asxantu

ALLAAH i totally forgot bout "THE HUMAN STAIN" amazing movie.. asxantu

posted by brown ^^waraa Xayasiis dhot com naga daaf. talkin about 6-1 to 6-3. more like 3-6. *he he he he * Soomali waxay dhahdaa "Nin is xayeey siinaayo. Ninkii ka dabo hadlo, waa KASTUUMO URTAY" *he he he he he he he he* iyaaaaaaah asxantu

Virgin, thankx babe As i read this entire thread, all i came across is that all the short gals taking a bite at the short guys. Ladies where is the love huh? am 6'1 normally, all most 6'3 with shoes so what am i? short,tall or peace keeper asxantu

Xu, that movie is one the greatest movie anyone will ever see, i rented it and never returned it. it cost me $24.99, it's worth every penny believe I and I asxantu

The best movies i seen this year. 1. cold mountain 2. Doggville 3. mystic river asxantu

Lemme have a go at this. 1) CheeseFreeze 2) A master piece 3) A Cry for argentina 4) Naked (cuz their heinies get apparent noh) 5) Yes, he's wrong ( cuz ONLY krazy men talk in the forests) 6) Canjeelo 7) The same F@@ls who came up with "If quitters never win and winners never quit" 8) Very Very deep 9) True 10) Am NOT even gonna dignify this question with a response **ouukh** asxantu

LooooooooL.....eels huh ...no comment.. asxantu

> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his > English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he > rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce > for him - "very quick." > > The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the > circumstances, and asked him the following questions: > > LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?" > > POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home." > > LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" > > POLE: "It made of concrete." > > LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" > > POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one." > > LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?" > > POLE: "All my relations still in Poland." > > LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" > > POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player." > > LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?" > > POLE: "No, I always up before her." > > LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?" > > POLE: "No, she white." > > LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?" > > POLE: "She going to kill me." > > LAWYER: "What makes you think that?" > > POLE: "I got proof. > > LAWYER: "What kind of proof?" > > POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on > shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'." asxantu

^^No actually it's the breeding season sowwie! asxantu

^^^Yeah sxb i know, it's nice ain't it...LoooL I love soomali people. asxantu

This is from an old post! i hav ta say we somalies is krazy ppl cuz i don't think there is a somali family with out a nick name.. .. .... here are someones that really crack me up all the time yo... Somali canadian/american nick names. field goal: dis guy has a big a$$ gap between his two front teeth..lool head n shoulders: walaahi dis guy doesn't hav a neck ....who eva thought of that name wasn't lyin looooool madiido: dis gals name i guess is self explainatory looooooool ceesaanta: the meanin of this word in somali is (the female goat that doesn't have horns) why she has that name me don't know but it's funny looooooooool asxantu

posted by Msword The weird thing is, lately lesbianism has become a growing trend in our community and I seriously wonder why? hmm I guess our men aren't doing an apt job as I thought..... what are you implying here, that the presumed men that she has been with didn't live up to the textbook definition of a great SEX.I hardly think that's the case. Returning sarcasm aside.This is completely new to me, i have yet to hear bout or meet a somali lesbian. But that's not the point here, the point is that you shouldn't be alarmed virgin, may be this is a face she is going thru with her sexual orientations or other wise.But regardless of the situation have her seek guidance in the right path (diinta). Make her understand that this world is temporary,that we have bigger and better things waiting for us in our final destinations which are obvious and inevitable. Ps: Virgin, you can't rule out the posibility that you are a total nockout, that may be, just may be it was you that triggered this conversion. asxantu

posted by picifict I can't stand Bill Maher I hate him. He is a Islam Hater!!! Walaahi you are so right, he is the Most offensive anti-Islamic characters i seen on Tv. Seriously i sometimes have dreams of assassinating bill maher. that jew deserves nothing less then painful death. Back on the topic. Heey we all forgot oe person WILL FERREL from SNL asxantu

^^^ david chapelle is the maaan for sheeneezy.. But i think chris rock is the maan too read these quotes please Yeah they always punk people like Justin, all these Mickey Mouse celebrities, you never see them try to punk any rappers. I wanna see them try to Punk DMX. "Hey DMX you've been Punk'd!" "Oh yeah. You've been stabbed!" LoooL My man Ashton Kutcher, he does the Punk'd show, he's dating Demi Moore. My man is a real pimp. He used to go out with Brittany Murphy. So you gotta watch out for Ashton Kutcher boy, because he'll take your girlfriend and your mother. Ashton Kutcher is literally a mother fu@$er! LoooL Can't wait for the OSCARS! asxantu

Am still Laughing at my self..<<<LooooooL<<< asxantu

LoooL@MMA..Ilma eega kooyte Libaax sanka taabe, mahadsanid, this is awsome news.. asxantu

Informative topic indeed, mahadsanid thalamus! I have the feeling Nin Yaaban will hook you up with some indian chick!!! LoooL Mr.Zu, Nin yaaban maxuu kaa sameeyey? heheehee asxantu

Xoogsade, I agree with you brother, being above 60 terrifies me as well. I give you permission to put me outta my misery on my 61st birthday in sickness or in good health. asxantu