LoooooooooooooooooooL@ ok ok am a rabitt.... LOOOOOOL asxantu

Wlc aboard modesty chick and elgantgent. asxantu

I hope this joke doesn't offend anyone..please folks it's only a joke. Qabtii ka bacdi> Ninkaan reer xamarka ah maalin kasta aa la dhacaa, baad luus ku jiraa markii aragdid.Maalintii danbe khaati aas istaahay, wuu baxay suuqa uu aadey in uu BASTOOLO soo gato. Wuxuu arkay kuwo ku jiro Kooxda Caydiid Yacni Halka Habar oo xamar jooto .Wuxuu waydiistay bastoolo. Reer xamarka: haye, Wadaayaaloow sii maalin kaste la ii dhacaayey, jaqwareer aa igu dhacay, Bastoolo ma heesiin Kooxda Caydiid: Haa, noocii rabtid qaado Reer xamarka : hayabo, tan isiiya. xabadyaashana/bulletsna ma gadiinoo? Kooxda Caydiid: Haa, waa kuwaan, gisho bastoolada qaar oo baroobee Reer xamarka: wuu gishtay, bastoolada uu cirka sadax xabo ku riday, uuu wuxuu dhahay marxaba tan aan gatay, wuuna baxay. Cabaar kak kacdi, ninkii reer xamarka oo gurigiisa jooga, aa waxaa u imaadeen, Kooxda caydiid oo dudaayaan iyakoo MEED wadaan Reer xamarka: haye, maxaa idin daaray? maxaa dhacay? Kooxda Caydiid: Hadaayey ma xasuusataa markii aa bastoolada baroobo beeyneysay? Reer xamarka: haa Kooxda Caydiid: Ninkaan aad dishay. Magtiisa aa lagaa rabaaa Reer xamarka: Habar Jidirrrr, Koo buubaayo xitaa ma keenteen. asxantu

LooooooooooooL@bishaaro... " Macbuudka! sidii miiggii aan kuu rusheeyhaa, Muggii hore waa kuu turaayay ee Maha ka roogsaan ku iri" mara waaxid...LooooL..simply nice. LoooooooooL@Ducaqabe....Nin ragga aH! Sxbkeey MMA...wax yakaniish eey jiq igu noqotay..calaashaan calaanjis eey ku macdahay nooh LooooooooooL@hibo....caku iyo caliyaale asxantu

^^is your name "diamante"? asxantu

Well, Hambalyo walaalkiis. asxantu

Nova . My freind ,Boyesos were a Blessing for many a Teenage Farax, or so i have heard wallee there is a lot of truth to this statement. Ooooh how I was a young faarax once. asxantu

^^bit of both, me thinks asxantu

^^So what are you implying then? asxantu

History of the flag In 1949, the assembly of the United Nations decided that Somalia would be under the former Italian colonial power as a trusteeship territory for ten years. There were three other governments who were member of united nations commission that was sent to Somalia and were sent as advisory council of the trusteeship administration of Somalia. They were Egypt, the Philippines and Columbia. In April, 1950 the Italian trusteeship administration took over power of Somalia,and the British military administration left Somali During the early months of 1954, the legislative council had been formed by the Italian trusteeship administration and advisory council of the United Mations. The members of the legislative council were composed Somalis, Italians. Arabs and Indians. They had to prepare all laws and legislation concerning the country the ten years of trusteeship territory of the United Nations. The members were not elected,but each political party, foreign community or any other recognized organizations had to select members who were representative the above mentioned organizations. Mr. Mohammed Awale Liban had been selected by the Somali labor trade union. Then members suggested the the Somalia national flag must be adapted by the legislative council in order that the somalia people get to know their National Flag before independence. So the program of the legislative council agenda reached to be discussed the Somali National Flag. Mr. Liban had proposed that only the somali members should discuss the issue of their own Flag. According to the legislative councils constitution each new proposal had to be voted on by the Legislative council members. Mr liban succeeded his suggestion.while members of legislative councils which now only Somalis. They choose the chairman for Mr. Sheik Omar. Then the temporary new chairman said that the agenda will debate the next day. Therefore Mr. liban went home and started to design the Flag. Of course he had chosen a blue color and the middle was a white star representing freedom.however, each point of the white star would represent the five Somalia regions, which were divided by the colonial powers. The next morning the session started around 10:30. However, when the chairman had opened the session Mr. Liban had requested to the chairman to give him a chance to speak, the chairman allowed him. He stood up in front of legislative council members and stretched out on his chest the blue Flag with a white star in the middle. therefore as he kept on stretching on his chest, then one of the Somali members applauded and cheered while clapping for five minutes. The Somalia temporary chairman had made short speech in which he mentioned the greatness and ability of Mr. Liban whose talent had produced such a beautiful Flag less then 24 hours. Ps: Allaaaheey janadii fardowsa ha ka warabsho Maxamed cawaale liibaan. asxantu

Blue is said to represent the bright sky. The star stands for freedom. Effective date 12 October 1954. asxantu

Gulwadoo Siyaad Aabaha Garashada Gayigayagooo...oooooooh wait that's not it...sowie..may bad yall Qolabaa Calanke'eed Keenu waa'aa Cirkoo kalaye'eee Aaan Caadna laheyn Waan caashaqaye'eee. Qaranmino, Gobanimo, Dhiignimo, I love Dalkeeyga iyo Dadkeena asxantu

^^Ilin aa iga soo dareertay markaan akhriyey waxa kor ku qoran. asxantu

LOOOL@hibo here is another one Naag reer mudug ah ayaa Somalia Airlines soo raacday, markaey dadkii oo dhan ay fadhiisteen , gabar hostess ayaa dadkii oo dhan waxay u qaybisay SuuF (guuxa dayaarada ay dhagaha ka gishtaan)Cabaar ka ka bacdi gabertii hostesska oo meesha mareysa aa waxay aragtay Naagtii reer mudug aheyd oo Suufkii SANKA gishatay LooL, markaas ay intay u timi waxay tiri: Gabarta hostesska: Eedo suufka dhagaha ayaa loogu tala galay Naagtii reer Muduga: Naa waan ogahay, ee waan ku eegayey.LOOOL...they will never never ever admit to ANYTHING Allah dadkaas indho adkaa LOOL They have strong eyes i tellya LOOL asxantu

Posted by Belladona: When my somali friend's weddings came up....me and a couple of other friends chipped some money together to buy her sets of lingerie Say what? Lingerie you say for a wedding gift :confused: isn't that a bit too personal? :confused: How would you feel if someone got you RED panties as a birthday gift ? :confused: Now back to the topic: Get her frozen chapati or somein. asxantu

^^ So what your saying is that "You have 99 problems but women ain't one" oooookeey then point well taken. asxantu

^LooL..Mara waaxid la' la' yaa akhii bacdil daqiiqateyn hadaa, sax wala la' Leesh hadaa micnaa gufaaco?? axsanta

Ilaahey ha caafiyo ayeeyo walaalkiis iyo muslimiinta dhiban oo dhan. asxantu

What about this Shoe ladies? Does this provide more Marqaan or less Marqaan I wonder. asxantu

Thugs or Us (No where near the letter "T" even Cry or Smile Tough decision i tell ya, tough asxantu

^^Subxaanal Laah, Allah ya cizak well said sis. Posted by Haboon: Checkmate dear there is nothing wrong with trying to better your self.....life is about aiming for perfection whether that is in religion, relationships, work or in any other field Nacam Wanisf sis, But as an individual one must strive to be the above and more and despite all the efforts one will still have shortcomings regardless for we humans are not perfect. My argument in the earlier post was one can’t be shaped or moiled by one’s partner to fit their criterion of they think Mr./Ms perfect/right is. The same way you have shortcomings they do too. Who are they to do such? To me that’s an insult to one’s being. asxantu

^^^LooooooooooooL Haye anigana iga hooyahee! Xaafad aa waxaa xaaraan ku heystay gaygoo reer wuqooyi eh, ilmaha dhan waa ka cabsan jireen. Maalim maalmaha ka mid eh aa xaafada waxaa soo degay cidoo reer xamar cusub iyo wiilkooda "muudeey". Muudeey oo banaanka wareegaayo eey iska soo hor bexeen gaygii heer wuqooyiga ahaa iyo ciyaalka xaafada dhan, muudeey dharka siib aa la dhahay? muudeey intuu diidey uu gaygii reer wuqooyiga ahaa ka dhidhijiyey Muudeey dagaalkaas uu ku guuleystay, marka waxay noqotay in hada ka bacdi isaga laga cabsado. muudeey style cusub uu lasoo baxay. Hadal heyskiisa wuxuu noqday markuu wax baadaayo Abaa xalay waxaan ku riyooday anoo feero kooyohaaga qabo, horey aa laga siibaa waa la siinaa. Wuxuu sheekada wado uu siduu wax ugu riyonaayey dadka wax kasta ka dhacay, uu si aad iyo aad ah isku mahdiyey. Markaas uu maalintii danbe wuxu yiri "xalay waxaan ku riyoodey anoo SIYAAD BARRE qabtay"...warkii aa orday, wax yar ka bacdi KOOFIYO GADUUD aa imaatay, muudeey waa la wati. Hal isbuuc ka bacdi, muudeey oo socdo aa la keeney, dadkii oo dhan aa ku soo shamuumeen ar muudeey aa imaadey, muudeey aa imaadey. Markaas aa la waydiiyey Muudeey haye xalay maxaa ku riyootay? markaasuu ku jawaabay: La riyoodo ma xumo, Laakiin la jiifto ma ka roonoo horte asxantu

Posted by Geel Jire : Everybody is going about he/she should be (what they should be but not what they are) this and that. How about getting Mr Normal and shaping and moulding him into Mr Fine or Right? Waaaaaw hold your camels there brah, shape who? mould who? he/she is already mr/ms normal, why not just eccept them as normal. No one in this world is perfect why can't people just acknowledge that. Besides your destiny is already written and waiting for u and there isn't anything or anyone that can change that except Allah (subxaanaa watacaala) asxantu

LooooL...Funny $hit. asxantu

Thank you, thank you all Libaax sankataabte LooL..Adoomoow yaa kuu sheegay..LooL..dagaal culus oo hooshooseey ah ayaan wadaa waad u jeedaa LOOL... asxantu