Funny topic! Lets get one thing straight here, that when we “men†approach the opposite sex want our Volentary “glassed d!cks brokenâ€. That should be out in the open first and foremost. Chris rocks words Now married folks: All platonic relationships prior to your marriage must be cut loose and be sent to the wilderness. Because we all know that those platonic relationships didn’t take place willingly, that was one platonic friendship you were trying to break the glass for you but somehow ended in the friend “ZONE†involuntary friendship. Now the reason why I say that you mujst not be friends with them is that, People go to prison for attempted murder and since you have already made an attempt at them to break a glass for you, making them potential candidates of the alleged crime noh. But the ones you make after marriage are Ok i think. asxantu

Posted by UD: However I think someone might agree with me when I say deception and truth economics are another contributor to heartbreak. We all lie to become something that might be acceptable to our partners and sometimes when the truth emerges later on it is either minor enough to adapt to to or major enough to split things So your totally not in favor of the saying "Been ku soo xero gili run nah ku dhaq" Or maybe you do approve of the saying as long as is being carried out by male species and NOT female species. If that is the case I consent to your theory 127% Cuz we only should be entitled to "been xiro gili, run ku dhaq" NOT vise versa asxantu

UD and FF LooL what a match that is! I just can't get passed picturing you two getting old together and ending up like Frank and Marie Barone from "everybody loves Raymon" asxantu

A/Caleykum. About three or four years ago, Minneapolis MN I was in the “Suuqa xoolaha†karamel there use to be a barber shop there. I was patiently waiting for my turn when this grown a$$ man started bragging about his bullet wounds and how he killed so many people during the civil war time and later even. Walaahi I was shocked outta my mind I couldn’t sit still, all the blood in my body rushed into my head. He is well known now, he is among the “wiji xumayaalka†that sing in Minneapolis. Ever since that day markaan arko ninkaa jiniyo iyo ardooyin baa igu soo dagta walaahi asxantu

^^ Ya missed DA didn't ya Kale Signature: Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men, have mediocrity thrust upon them What a quote! asxantu

Posted by UD: Question for the guys: If your friend has met a girl and he likes her, but you know this girl and she has "made mistakes" in the past, Do you tell him? NO. call me sell out/bad friend but i call me a gentleman and a scholar. UD, Am sure this has happened to alot of us guys, when you spot an old girlfriend with some dude approaching you, the eye contact has already taken place so there is no way outta that. face to face now, you say "hello" she says "hi" and to make matters even worse you kynda know the dude. Now you must extend the greetings "hey Ali, how iz't been?" after few minutes of small talk. Your old girlfriend says "Me and Ali have tied the knot, Ali is my husband". What a moment that is??? Surprised! Congratulations are in order whaaaw, hambalyo guys hambalyo. What an awkward moment that is? Do you tell Ali that you and his wife have made several mistakes on several occasions? Do you tell him that his wife has a huge mole on her back .? Or Do you conduct the whole situation in a gentleman way and never tell. asxantu

While visiting Japan in 2002, President George W. Bush said in a speech, "For a century and a half now,America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times." Kind of missed that whole world war II incident, didn't he? Smart cookies eehy these americans. asxantu

Baseball slugger Babe Ruth once got hungry during a game and gobbled down nine hot dogs, a couple sandwiches, and six bottles of pop, finishing off with an apple before taking the field for the next inning. He got so sick that he had to be taken out of the game and rushed to the hospital, where ruth lamented, "I knew I shouldn't of eaten that apple". asxantu

Maansha Allaah awesome topic quruxleey i] posted by Quruxleey: The way children turn out is based first and foremost on the parenting and upbringing that they have recieved [/i] This statement could not have been any more true[r]. A child learns the world through his/her parents/guardians. One of the biggest things you can do to help your child’s upbringing is [R] ESPONSIBILTY, assignments to complete with due date, problems solving scenarios at very young age helps their brain grow faster. The biggest problems we Somalians face is that we don’t treat our kids like the young adults they are, [C]ommunication is a key factor when your kids are very young as well. Taking the time to actually talk to your kids about world, culture, religion, etc related issues. That’s building their thinking abilities with better know-how’s, judgments, consequences so on and so forth. If you give your kids responsibilities and you communicate with them, while doing what Ilaaliye briefly talked about such as food, shelter and education on being muslin before everything. I promise you, you will be exceptional parents. asxantu

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation asxantu

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Sorry guys am working on how to get the videos...gonna do it from home in a bit. see you soon

najma, how about MissTease asxantu

^^LooL ma islaamihii ina ceydiidna magacyadoodiina maataa xafiday. kix kix hussien caydiid waa nin boqor ah oo wanaagsan laakiin yaa loo dhiiban xilka Crime Ministerka asxantu

Najma, come'on u' know there are Many Men in the world that dont' hold any of those charectisitcz that u 'mentioned let alone' even resemle'them... asxantu

^Haruun, here she is....Maansha allaah to both of them...We(somalies) have made it ...Alxamdulilaah yaa rab The envelope arrived on a Tuesday, a sunny and hot June 4, 2000, just before 1 p.m. All the Osmans remember it: The day before, Fahima and her mother had gone to the end of their street in Markham, Ont., to the brown super-mailboxes, shoving the key into 10A slot with their hearts pounding, only to find it empty. They knew the mailman delivered just after noon. They knew McMaster University had sent their answer off on Friday. Fahima hadn't slept all night; she had borrowed a cellphone to call the long list of family waiting to hear. On Tuesday, her mom, Zahra, who considers herself "a lucky woman," insisted on being the one to open the mailbox and reach inside. It was a package so deliciously fat and bulging, they didn't even have to open it. There was no mistaking what it said. Screaming, Fahima tackled her mother in a hug and kissed her. Zahra started crying. Her daughter was going to medical school. The next big date is May 14, 2004, when Fahima Osman will have earned the right to put two long-dreamed-of letters before her name. And in that moment, the Somali refugee - whose parents had no formal schooling, whose father nearly drowned trying to flee a life of poverty, and whose high-school guidance counselor once warned her not to aim so high - will become an original: the first Canadian-trained medical doctor in the country's largest African community. asxantu

Thanks for the warning UD. But i just would like to add, there is NO woman is this world that doesn't have atleast 7 out of the 11 Characteristics/personality mentioned above plus the one they already Possess. Warning or NO warning we don't have a chance. It all biols down to Luck/Nasiib i think. ps:knock on wood asxantu

Juxa...Happy 21st b'day Ilaahey cimri dheer iyo caafimaad ha ku siiyo abaayo macaan. Ps: whereee is the party?...since i became a LONDENER i dunno which term to use RING OR BELL but i definitely do one of them asxantu

Mabruuk Mabruuk brother kheyr...Ilaaahey gurigiina guri kheyr qaba ha ka dhigo, kuwii isku waara oo ubad wanaagsan isku xanbaara ha idinka dhigo. asxantu

Hibo, Maya laakiin adiga Rinjigii ma kaa dhaqmay..Ha ha ha Kix kix kix Haye Mid kale: Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah, Wadaad iska lugeeynaayo aa wuxuu soo hoos maray geed/tree hoostiis, markuu maqlay sharqan iyo cod, markaasuu geesaha iska fiirfiiriyey, mise geedka korkiisa uu fiiriyey, wuxuu arkay GABAR yar ah oo geelka korkisa ku ciyaareeyso. Wadaad: Ar hooy soo dag Gabarta: waa yahay Wadaad: hoo $50/kontonkaan shilin, bax KASTUUMO ku soo gado, ka bacdi geedka korkiisa ku dheel Gabarta: waa yahay Gabartii waa bax day gurigooda ay aadey, hooyadeed ey siisey lacagtii oo waxay dhahday, ninkaan wadaadka aa maanta lacagtaan isoo siiyey oo wuxuu yiri: bax KASTUUMO ku soo gado,islaantii way faraxday. waxay istir lacag ka sameey meeshaan. Maalintii danbe, ninkii wadaadka ahaa oo geedkii hoosmaraayo aa hadana sharqan iyo cod maqlay, markuu kor u fiiriyey mise waxaa saaran Naag weyn( gabartii hooyadeed) Wadaad: Ar hooy soo dag Naagtii: haye Wadaad: Intuu boorsadiisa/walletkiisa SAKIIN ka soo bixiyey uu yiri: bax iska soo XIIIR Moral of this story: what's in your WALLET it better not be Capital One Card Fellaz asxantu

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^^Ur more then WLC walaalshiis. here is little barraarujin. DHULKA HOOYO DHULKA HOOYO waa Maanso Gaaban oo aan qofka soomaaliyeed ee debeda u baxay, meel kastoo uu joogaba, ku Xasuusinayo dhulkiisa Hooyo, diintiisa, dhaqankiisa iyo baahida loo qabo cilmigiisa haddii uu wax bartay, Maansadu waxay u qaybsan tahay Su'aalo loo baahan yahay inuu akhristuhu u helo Jawaabo. Ku soo dhawaaada haddaba Maansaddii, waxayna tidhi:- Dhallin yarada badanee DHANKA REERGALBEEDKIYO Yurub dhaaxa joogtaay Dhacdadiyo ayaamuhu Dhereg iyo badhaadhiyo Dhiilliyo xil weeyee, Haddii aad dhuyaasheen Dhul shisheeye aaddeen Dhal-dhalaalka dunidiyo Dhalanteed ma raacdeen? Mise dhuuxa noloshiyo Dhabta iyo xaqiiqada Weli waa ku dhowdiin? Ifku waa dharaariyo Meel lagu dhaxaayoo Dhimashaa dambaysee Dhankii loo badnaa iyo Aakhiro ma dhaaddaan? Mise waydin dhaafaan Dhib-yaraan salaaduhu? Dhidibada ad’addagee Ummad waliba dhowrtee Nina dhaafi karinee Iskusoo dhaweeyaa Dhigashada af-keediyo Dhaqan keeda weeyee Dhayal mow halayseen? Mise waa ku dholoshaan? Dadku way ku dhaataan Ciiddiyo dhulkoodee Waddankaa u dhalateen Inkastoo ka dhoofteen Dhaxantiyo kulaylkaa Isu dheelli tiranoo Ubaxiyo dhirtiisaa Dhaayaha u roonoo Xoolaha ku dhaqanbaa Dhay laga helaayoo Dhakhso beerihiisuu Dhuub uga go’aayoo Xeebtiisa dheerbaa Malab laga dhuraayoo Buuraha dhammaantood Macdanbaa dhextaaloo Waa dheeman iyo luul Giddi dhoobadiisuye Cilmi lagu dhambalo’oo Dhaxal galla ma barataan? Mise dhoohanbaa tiin!? Dharka xidhashadiisiyo Dhuunigu ku filanyoo Dheeraadba aan rabin!!!!!!? Idin dhaafimaysoo Taariikhdu way dhugan Hadba kaad dhib iyo dheef Dhulka hooyo keentaan Anna waan dhursugayaa Bal dhankaad u baddataan Waxaa curiyay maansadan Cabdillaahi Maxamed Haybe (Cabdillaahi sogob). asxantu

Posted by Besbaaso: i found her this lotion at this boutique...the lotion is called... touch me and see if u can leave... .... They also sell Men's lotion that's called Catch me if you can asxantu

posted by Horn Sxb the story of how my father tried to buy back his properties is one that can be told only in person. Do know what is on a poster sprayed with blood nailed to our ganjeel says? "Firki (Cidayda) haday soo laabtaan togasho maahaane soo dhawaan kale ma lahan". Meel fir laga gaadhay maxaa iga yaal? That's my father, I, my future son, his future son, his future son, etc. Abti aad iyo aad ayaan uga xumaaday arinka idinka qabsatay dhulkiina aad xalaasha ku dhisateen oo maanta la idinka erayanayo. walaahi waa arin aad looga muragoobo. Murti yar ann ku gabagabeeyo. CIGAAL SHIIDAAD ayaa wuxuu yiri: Waxaan ku mooday, Waxaad noqotay iyo Waxaan loo noqondoonin asxantu