MiZz-Skyline-GTR
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September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime*LIME*You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.Clam, nope. Easily, nope again. I get jealous easily? Yes & No. Complain over little things, yep, that is me. I don't have different personality for everyone to trust me...now that is bullshit. I don't have Multiply personality...Jesus christ.... :rolleyes:
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I would like to become a Psychologist and diagnose Rudy with Schizophrenia
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Thankz Flying-Still...
I wish I could read your signature. 
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Boring
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If I trust a person then they is no need to get suspicious about them. The key is "Trust"
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To be quite honest, all you can do it encourage her to wear it. If she doesn't listen then it's between her and her god. Try to tell her that if you are a muslim then it's a "Must" to wear your hijab other then that this has nothing to do with you. Even though I understand you are trying to help her out, to save her from the hell fire.
~I believe that I helped you in some sort of way~
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:rolleyes:
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Men's forum? :confused: Are you guys out of your minds? :eek:
What will you fellows be talking about?
Who gave head to you, I don't think so.
I seriously can't image what you fellows will be talking about. :eek:
But all I can say is Good luck...Coz you will be needing it
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MiZz
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Thankz Hijabified Sista
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I hope this doesn't turn into a agrument in the end. I have seem a few topics that when people don't even answer the question and then get into agurments, which I can't stand.
Rudy seriously you have welcomed then let it go.
Don't bother wasting your time. Stop quoting people. Take it some where else.
PS: I am not been a smart *** , I am simply speaking the truth, no need to hate.
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lol..MIZZ
Thankz Asraa
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Wow what a welcoming Thiis place is friendly.... :eek: Even though some nomads are very strange.
Lakkad, Milk is in the fridge, you got two feet use it.
Nin-Yaaban huh? :confused:
Latiif,- diamond princess - , OG_Moti, Shujui-1,
MIZZ-UNIQUE, LADYHOVA, ManOfWisdom, STHLM_Lady and stpaulchick thankz you crazy lot.
Even though I didn't seem to like some comments peopple made, like: Another Mizz
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rudy you can kiss my feet, for all I care.
You better show some respect, the love part is not necessary. At least you were willing.
Hopefully I will enjoy my stay. Once again, thankz for your welcoming :rolleyes:
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Lucky, good for ya sis.
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Last night I had a dream that I was a exotic dancer. Isn't that weird? :confused: In fact that is scary.
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Tell me about it.
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rudy, dont worry I am going to smack that lil'guys ass, If he doesn't behaviour himself.
I am going to teach him a lesson or two.
Thankz for the not so good welcoming. But at least you are showing that this place is friendly.
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Hahahaha....I like that joke,
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1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
LOL...
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Thankz Lucky...Cute picture, I was going to get it too but I decided I am going to go naughty...lol
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Another funny one....Hhahahahaha
Here it goes...Classic...Hehehehe
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
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I couldn't stop laughing at this joke...Hahahaha
I hope you guys will enjoy it too.
Here it goes....
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation
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Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou are more lovely and more temperate,
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And Summer's lease hath all too short a date,
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd,
But thy eternal Summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee
PS: I love all William Shakespeare's writing.
Wonderfully writter.
Explain yourselves, ADMINS
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I have been wondering for the past week or so.
Why I got banned? :confused: I believe that I haven't done anything wrong.
I have PM the admins but they keep saying you haven't been banned, blah, blah, blah...
If I haven't been banned then I want my name back....A.S.A.P
PS: I am MiZz_LeXuS And I want to get my name back...
Admins, I understand we all are humans but you need to understand that I haven't done anything wrong. Soundly I got banned out of no where. Without any explanations...Come on ama sure you fellows can do better then that or maybe you guys wanted me out.
Yours sincerly MiZz_LeXuS