Il Capo, :eek: this nick reminds me of a bully in our neighborhood whom I hated to encounter Robinho is phenominal, yes I was watching and I have never seen a 17 year old who terrifies defense that much. Once he controls the ball, there are two choices for defenders, either to kick the skinny brat and force him to relent or, avoid contact, save face and just wiggle backwards until he shoots or passes the ball. I enjoy watching him.

Arabo Check again.

Arabo I should've known when I saw Jabal-Al-Akhdar. Howdy bro. Nice seeing you and Daanyeer in this neck of the woods. btw S-net is up and running

Ma waxaad ka mid tahay qaxootigii Somalinet? well, they are being relocated by the red crescent in S-online, go and claim your tent and kitchen utensils, distribution will start shortly.

I think I have the will to resist. When you are going through what the Palestinians are experiencing everyday, you can easily brush aside all kinds of temptations.

saxib, you don't even need a visa, all you have to say is "You are going to apply for THAT job !! The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse > than > > "going blind!") I wonder who does it in public?

Israel is threatening to barbecue meat outside the cells of hunger-striking Palestinian prisoners to break their spirit. Some 1,700 Palestinian inmates are on hunger strike for better prison conditions and more family visits, reports The Daily Star in Lebanon. But the Israeli Prisons Service is refusing to meet the conditions and is threatening action to break the strikers' spirit. "Among the various methods we plan to employ is holding barbecues outside the walls of the affected prisons," an Israeli Prisons Service spokesman said. The hunger strike was praised by Palestinian President Yasser Arafat who has been confined to his West Bank compound for months. :eek: <<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As much as it may sound rediculous, it's still tempting unless you are one the strongest willed ppl on earth

Some weird stuff In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the > > animals must be female. > > Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like > > THAT makes sense.) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, > > but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. > > He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different > > reversed?) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse > than > > "going blind!") > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own > weight > > and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. > > (From drinking little bottles of....? ------did the govt. pay for this > > research??) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside > > and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex > > for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden > > for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job > > anywhere else in the world, that even comes close to this?) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her > > adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. > > The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner > > desired. > > > > (Ah! Justice!) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical > > fish stores. (But of course!) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the > > first time this happens, > > her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at > > the thought.) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who > volunteers > > for this stuff?) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a > woman > > and her daughter at the same time. > > (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one > > exception: > > prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places > where > > alcoholic beverages > > are sold for consumption on the premises." > > (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. > > (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. > > (I know some people like that) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Starfish don't have brains. > > (I know some people like that, too.) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their > > butts. (Do you think they have bad breath?) > > > > Where are the applications for Guam? >

Originally posted by Farxan: Baliskuday in aad ku sheegto soomali kelmadahan. 1)watch(clock) 2)spoon 3)Tea 4)speed 5)acceleration 6)Velocity wasalaam 1) Watch = Goor-sheeg 2) Spoon = Qaaddo 3) Tea = Shaah 4) Speed = Xawli 5) Acceleration = 6) Velocity = Xawaare

Bashi, I thought about that!!!!! but it's not a fiest name bro, it's a family name or last name, that's what surprised me.

The claim of the Somali Language richness is based mainly on the literature, which basically is not day to day conversation, besides, it's losing it's originality just like any other language. Evidence is this poem by Sayid Abdulle Hassan, I bet no one can accutarely translate one line but let's try. Xaga jiqa jaleefaniyo qurac, jinow wax heeraaya, Jiqtoolaha galooliyo sarmaan jarafku xiimaayo, Jimbac surad leh, jiiqo isku baxay, jiica iyo siiqda, Jillab xanafle jowdheer qallalan, jabi xanuun weyn leh, Jirma qodax leh, jiiqjiiq wax mudi jeerin iyo yooco, Jirda badan jiroon iyo qaroon, jaaluf iyo seeri. Jafka hawdka guuraha waxaan jar iska xooraayey, Wuxuu jeeni calafow libaax igu jibaadaayey, Raadkaan ku jiillaa wuxuu daba jadeemaayey, Jaldhaftiisa qoobka ah waxaan dib u jalleecaayey, Jaajuurka geesaha waxaan jilayey ruuxayga, Waxaan jaamagaarkii cabsida jimanka buuraayey, Wiyil joof leh iyo yey waxaan jirif ku keynaanshey, Jinni qabe shabeel ihi wuxuu igu jalaacaayey, Juq waxaan u soo iri dugaag jalabutaynaaya. Wixii gaade jimiq soola xuli juhunkii ii muuqday, Jititaha hortayda ah waxaan jaaha kala leexday, Wuxuu jiinka ii maray ******* jilibka tooxaaya. Kobaan jeesna ooliyo waxaan jarar ku aynfaaday, Jawi lagu harraadiyo waxaan omos jibaaxaayey, Jugleey igu dhawaaqdiyo wuxuu galowgu jiiqleeyey, Jid abaara oo kulul waxaan hilin ku jiillaaday, Juunaha xagaagii wuxuu jaaha iga leefay, Jeedaaladii wuxuu indhaha jiitay aragoodu. Jarmaadiyo carraababa waxaan bari u sii jeeday, Xagla jalaqle laafyaha waxaan jagac ka siinaayey, Jiitada masaafada waxaan jimiyey tooxeeda. Jaldhiskayga saydhadu waxay jac iga siinaysey, Jiriiricada ooga waxaan jararacoonaayey, Cagta jeerarkeediyo waxaan boqonta jeedaashey, Jalfiska iyo qonofkii waxaan jag isa siinaayey, Jiljilladiyo seedaha waxaan jaa'ifo u geystey, Jirridkii xabaallaa wuxuu jabiyey suulkayga, Jirriqaa abeeriyo waxaan gocondho jeexaayey, Janqaraara socodkii waxaan jaynaf macaluulay, Jidaashaan u yeellaa wuxuu jiirku iga suumay, Jilbis halaqa iyo good waxaan jaanta kala booday, Wixii aan ku joogsaday abees jilifle oo duuban, Maska jirirqleeyaa wuxuu jiiris igu dhaafay, Jambareera dhicidii waxaan jiifka qaban waayey, Hadba jimicsi iyo taah waxaan jilibka soo laabay, Jidiindhowga qabatoon waxaan jiilka rogi waayey, Waxaan jiidha waaberi kacoo jalafsadoo luuday, Jarmaadada aroortii waxaan juhul madoobaaday, Waxaan dhegaha jawgii ka baxay jibindhow moodaayey, Wixii aan jajuub galay, waxaan jawray badankeyga, Rabbi baygu jeefaye wxaan jululay ruuxayga, Jaldhanka iyo baahida waxaan jalaqa heemaarshey, Haddaan boqor jawaab iiga iman bad uma jeeleene, Jeclaantaan u qabay baan jaankii badihiiye, Jirku ima xanuuneen hadduu joog i leeyahaye,. Jeer baa Ilaah ii qadaray jiirahaan maraye, Jiidaha in meel loogu wado jaahil baan garane, Waxse igu jirrabay waa ninkii jookha ii lulaye. Cayuun jalalowlayn iyo raggaan jeer fardaha siiyey, Jaamuus lo'aad iyo raggaan jimir aruu dhiibay, Ammaan lacag jiriidaw furoo jeebka uga buuxshey, Waxaan gool jinaad weyn qaloo joome uga gooyey, Xeeryaha jiriidha leh waxaan jaari ugu qaaday, Waxaan ramag jimiimici murkaha uga jufsiinaayey, Waxaan ila xir jeexya leh aroos jalalmluu hooyey, Jirjir malaba iyo foon waxaan jil uga yeelaayey, Waxaan jaawiduu shiday intaan jalamaduu shaahshey, Nimankaan jalbeebtooda gole jurux ka dhawraayey, Inay jaxar abaal iiga dhigi laabtu jirin mayne,, Jasadayda Eebbaan ka helin taloba waa jeere.

I was watching a game between two Brazilian teams, when all of a sudden my eyes caught this tall dark dude wearing a number 9 jersey, guess what? his name is Somalia!!! i.e. Wanderson Somalia. Chech this site http://www.goalzz.com/main.aspx?player=7827

As Ca Wr S_Online waan ku cusbahay ee iska warram qaraabooy? Waxaan filayaa inay nabadi jidho. Intaasi waa iga salaan, contrbutionkaygu gadaal ayuu ka imaan doonaa haddii Eebbe idmo. Nabadeey