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salam caleykum bro and sis!!! reason why i like being a woman:we can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Taxis stop for us.We dont look like frog in a blender when dancing. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the speedo. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear. We never never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. We have the ability to dress ourselves. We can talk to people of opposite sex without having to picture them naked. If we marry someone 20yrs younger, we're aware that we look like an ***** . There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. We'll never regret piercing our ears. we can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. we can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, becouse they aren't listening anyway. so thats alot of reason why i like being a woman. lol
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TUJIYE NICE RESPOND BUT NEXT TIME MAKE SURE YOU CORRECT MA NAME. AND QAC QAC TO ME YOU JUST A GROWING UP KID TO ME SO GO AHEAD SAY WHAT EVER YOU FELL LIKE.
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WHAT EVER YA NAME IS, DID I ASK YOU IF U SEEN IT ALREADY AND NEXT TIME MAKE SURE YOU CORRECT MY NAME OR DONT BOTHER MENTIONING IGHT. NO WOUNDER WE HAVE LOT OF POOR AND DISRESPECTFULL SOMALI PEOPLE IN HERE. NO OFFENCE BUT HAD TO PUT THAT OUT THERE. AND IF U ARE SENSITIVE JUST DONT RESPOND IT.
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salam caleykum? A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks >into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He >orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. > > While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the >neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. > > While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an >escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in >jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. > > If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just >give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is >probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, >honey. I love you" > > To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering >in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we >kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. > > I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too." so hey what you think about that?
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hey ladies and guyz i hope i take some lesson from these. The Lovers of the Heart In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss. Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand I adore you 2. Kiss on the cheek I just want to be friends 3. Kiss on the neck I want you 4. Kiss on the lips I love you 5. Kiss on the ears I am just playing 6. Kiss anywhere else lets not get carried away 7. Look in your eyes kiss me 8. Playing with your hair I can't live without you 9. Hand on your waist I love you to much to let you go Article 2: The Three Steps 1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him. 2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. Article 3: The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. * Remember * A peach is a peach A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss Without some tongue. So open up your mouth close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!! Here are a few reasons why guys like girls: 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world 6. How cute they are when they eat 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth 11. How cute they are when they argue 12. The way her hand always finds yours 13. The way they smile 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later.... 16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you" 18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)! 23. The way they say "I miss you" 24. The way you miss them 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. ok aim done here so i hope ya would love it. and qac qac plz keep ya opinion to your'e self. lol
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lol qac qac ic you got alot of issues with the word love anwayz i hope everone get my point.
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qac qac sorry but i never said it was meant for you to read it.
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he not mean he just showing off. its cool to me all i can say is u can pass by if u hatting. and to me it was funny so i thought sharing with other people will be good but i guess walendo ni walendo.
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lol jamani we on 2004 and there are alot of change and hey u remind me of G.H.C lol its been 4yr since i havent heard of that.
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hey all LOL i hope u have fun like i did.. anywayz here goes......... sup peepz sorry this intereview took so long,but its finally here, the xaliimo i'm interviewing is LADY DIGSI GUBATAY, she is not a everyday xaliimo, this one is a gangsta xaliimo. interview begins MAD-MAALI: FIRST OF ALL HOW ARE U? DIGSI GUBATAY: WAAR DEE EVERYTING JIGGY BAAN KU YIDHI, APART FROM ALL THE FAARAXS ON MY CASE, IGADABADHAREERIS, YAA BADHEH, IS IT MY BIG **** , MY LONG TIMO OR MY LAYDH SKIN, OR MAY B ITS ALL THREE , MY PHONE ALWAYS WAXAAN KU IDHI RING RING, BCOS I'M ALWAYS BLING BLINGIN. MAD-MAALI: TELL ME ABOUT THE LAST TIME U WENT RAVIN DIGSI GUBATAY: OH BALL SHID, WE WENT TO CAPITAL, IN LAASTER SKUWEER, ME AND MY BIG **** KREW, MARKAASAA WALAALO MID NIGERIAN AH OO DAANYEER U EEG, AND HE SMELL LIKE KILINKILO AYAA II YIMID, MARKAASUU IGU YIDHI,"HELLO MY BIYUUTIFUL AFRIKAAN SISTER ,CAN I DANCE WITH U" MARKAASAAN KU YIDHI"EXKUYUUSME MY DHAGAX BROTHER, SORI BUT ,MY BIG **** IS ONLY FOR SKINNY FAARAXZ SO BILIIS MUUF UR JURO OUT OF MY FACE ,BCOS UR NOSE IS BLOCKIN MY WAY. HOOYADAA IYO DHUXUSHAAD U EEGTAYBA WASE, STUPIDHYOOW URAYAA. MAD-MAALI: HOW ABOUT THE LAST MAALI RAVE U WENT TO? DIGSI GUBATAY: FAKIN HELL, WUXUU AHAA DEE ,I NEED A FAARAX PART THREE, HABEEN KAA I WAS LUUKIN LIKE, HALLE BUURI(HALLE BERRY)BALAAYAA IGA DHACAYSAY, ALL THE BOYZ WAXAY IGU LAHAAYEEN BAG THAT TING UP" WAXAA HABEENKAA MEESHA JOOGAY KUWO YARA YAR OO DHUUDHUUBAN , OO QORI LAMOODO, OO DHUXUL U EEG, IYO KUWA KALOO OO MAC MACAAN OO XAKWAD U EEG, LAAKINN ME THE WHOLE NITE I WAS WALAAQIS MID YAROO JOGOS AH. MAD-MAALI: BACK IN DA DAYZ U WERE DARK,HOW COME U LIGHT NOW? DIGSI GUBATAY; WAAR U KNOW WAT THEY SAY"DOQON IYO HABEEN AYAA MODOW" AND U KNOW WAT I SAY "BADOW AYAA MADOW" TANK YUU TO DIANA FOR MAKIN ME VEERI LAYDH SKIN AND BLING BLING, ALL U HAVE TO DO IS , ISMARI KREAMKA , THEN MULUKH ALL THE MADOW IS GONE, BUT MY BIG **** IS STILL DHUXUL. MAD-MAALI: DO U LIKE SEX? DIGSI GUBATAY: I LIKE HAVIN SEGS WITH STRONG MANZ, I LIKE MANZ THAT I QAAD QAADIS ,OO GIDAARKA ILA DHACA, MARKAA IGAGA CABAADIYA, LIKE ALA HOOG OO BA AY. MAD-MAALI : HOW DO U KEEP UR SELF IN SHAPE DIGSI GUBATAY; WAAR DEE WAXAAN CUNAA HEALTHY FOOD LIKE ,ISMARIS U KNOW ROODHI WITH BADHAAR AND JAAM, AND BEANZ IYO ROODHI. MAD-MAALI: I HEARD THAT U R A BIT OF A MC, SO U MIND DROPPIN A LIL FREE STYLE FOR US. DIGSI GUBATAY: KHATAR AYAAN AHAY, O.K I'M GONNA DO A LIL DISSIN FREE STYLE FOR XALIIMO THAT I HATE, DHAGAYSTA EYO CHECK DIS ,MC DIGSU GUBATAY HERE, I'M A LYRICAL XALIIMO, AIN'T NO GAL GOT BETTA TIMO (hair) OR **** ,CHECK IT. U AIN'T HEAVY , U JUST A MINOR XALIIMO. WITH A FUNNY **** . U GOT LEGS LIKE BAASTO. AND UR FACE LOOKS LIKE A BARADHO. BARE FAARXZ CALL U URAYSO. CUZ U SMELL LIKE DHUUSO U THE LOCAL DHILO. MAN DEM CALL U FIDHIQO. U THINK UR NAME IS QALANJO. BUT WAT U DON'T KNOW IS IS UR ********* LISTEN YOUNG XALIIMO STOP CHATTIN BARIIS. U HAVE NO CLASS. U MAKE ME WANNA SLAP U WITH MY DACAS. CUZ U IS DUMB a**. U ****** ***** . U SO FAT U R LIKE BUDHUQ BUDHUQ. UR MOUTH IS SO BALAQ BALAQ. FROM DOIN SO MUCH JAQ JAQ. WEN MAN DEN SEE U THY'LL B LIKE DHOTOQ DHOTOQ UR **** IS ALWAYS OPEN FO MAN DEM TO DALAQ DALAQ DATS Y THEY CALL U SILL BALAQ BALAQ. MY MAN LOOKS LIKE A SUPA STAR. URS LOOK LIKA DOONFAAR. PLUS HE IS GOT A BIDAAR. AND SMELLS LIKE XAAR. SO DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CHOP U UP LIKE SUQ SUQAAR. QUIT ACTIN LIKE KUFAAR. U f**** XIMAAR. OI NAYAA DON'T MAKE ME VEX BLUD. CUZ I'LL B LIKE BALL SHID. U FUKIN **** BALAADH. MY RHYMES MAKE SONKOR TASTE QADHAADH. AND U SOUND LIKE A ADHI BADHAAH. ME AND AND MY BIG **** KREW R GONNA COME UR MANOR IN LIMO WITH OUR DIRICS ON. AND OUR GOOGARADS ON. WE GONNA PUT OUR HENNA ON. CUZ WE GOT IT GOIN ON. EVERY MAN B LIKE COME ON. LET A FAARAX HOP ON. U CAN'T DENY IT IM A FUKIN XALIIMO, U DON'T WANNA FUK WITH ME, CUZ I GOT MY HAGBAD MONEY WITH ME. HOW ABOUT THAT FOR FREE STYLE WAARYAAHE, AND DHAGAYSTA IF AMY OF U XALIIMOZ DIDN'T LIKE WAT I SAID ABOUT THAT THAT XALIIMO,THEN HOOYADDAA WAS, FUKIN BASTARIIN YAHAY, WE NO CIYAARIS WE, WE BRIGIN BASBAAS FUTADA IDIN KAGA SHUBNO. WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT XALLIMOZ LIKE I , WE GAANGISTERIS. ANYWAY I'M GONNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ALL MA BIG **** KREW CAASHA BADI WAYN AMINA DHUXULAY FAADUMO ILKA DHAKO LAYLA LUG YAR SAMIIRA SAN WAYN FAADUMA FDHEER KHADRA LIX IDHIQO FARDOWZA FOOLXUN I'M DONE MAD-MAALI: DAMN SIS, U KILED IT, I HAVE TO HAND IT TO U R HEAAAAAAAAAAVY. N E WAY THNX FOR THAT AND SEE U AROUND interview is done COMIN SOON ON THE SCREENS INFRONT OF U, HEAVY TRACK BY MC FAARAX i hope you liked it.
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hello all god said its good to think about when you will die and it dont mean i love dying but i think its good to get ready for death and aim not i belive god will pay me all the goods i have done and to other amiin.
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salam caleykum all i hope these will make you think and see what sitiation are you into now. Vander Hoven, a psychologist from Netherlands, announced his new discovery about the effect of reading the Quran and repeating the word ALLAH both on patients and on normal persons. The Dutch professor confirms his discovery with studies and research applied on many patients over a period of three years. Some of his patients were non-Muslims, others do not speak Arabic and were trained to pronounce the word "ALLAH" clearly; the result was great, particularly on those who suffer from dejection and tension. Al Watan, a Saudi daily reported that the psychologist was quoted to say that Muslims who can read Arabic and who read the Quran regularly could protect themselves from psychological diseases. The psychologist explained how each letter in the word "ALLAH" affects healing of psychological diseases. He pointed out in his research that pronouncing the first letter in the word "ALLAH" which is the letter (A), released from the respiratory system, controls breathing. He added that pronouncing the velar consonant (L) in the Arabic way, with the tongue touching slightly the upper part of the jaw producing a short pause and then repeating the same pause constantly, relaxes the aspiration. Also, pronouncing the last letter which is the letter (H) makes a contact between the lungs and the heart and in turn this contact controls the heartbeat. What is exciting in the study is that this psychologist is a non-Muslim, but interested in Islamic sciences and searching for the secrets of the Holy Quran. Allah, The Great and Glorious, says, We will show them Our signs in the universe and in their own selves, until it becomes manifest to (remember me in ur Dua) ALLAHU AKBAR Allah is great During the next 60 seconds, stop whatever you are doing, and take this opportunity. (Literally it is only 1 minute) All you have to do is the following: You simply say "A prayer" for the person that sent you this message. Next, you send this message to everyone you know. In a while, more people will have prayed for you and you would have obtained a lot of people praying for others. Next, stop and think and appreciate Allah's power in your life, for doing what you know is pleasing to him. If you are not ashamed to do this, follow the instructions. Allah said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you." If you are not ashamed, send this message...only if you believe. "Yes, I love Allah. Allah is my fountain of Life and My Savior. Allah keeps me going day and night. Without Allah, I am no one. But with Allah, I can do everything. Allah is my strength." takecare all
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Hey all hope everything is in good shape. This Message is really nice!!! If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it . Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend . And if u don't, tomorrow can be too late . If you're in love with somebody , but that person doesn't know... tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love with you . And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late . If you really want to kiss somebody... kiss her/him. Maybe that person wants a kiss from you, too . And if you don't kiss her/him today, tomorrow can be too late . If you still love a person that you think has forgetten you... tell her/him. Maybe that person have always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today , tomorrow can be too late. If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it. Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late. If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them. Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today , tomorrow can be too late. If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do it . Maybe you have them there to show them how you feel. That if you don't and they leave today , then tomorrow can be too late. SEND THIS MAIL TO EVERY PERSON YOU CARE ABOUT , INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU. YOU'LL SEE HOW YOU'RE GOING TO KNOW THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU , THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW .
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salam caleykum? KIKUYU WOMAN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends(Support group) a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent and all her bills. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! LUO WOMAN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. LUHYA WOMAN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes Ugali and Ingokho. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat Gold ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of ever having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a new girlfriend. MERU WOMAN: First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. SOMALI WOMAN: First Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing all your assets. Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along. Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you. Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion. KISII WOMAN: First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. KALENJIN WOMAN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. MAASAI WOMAN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to ever happen. INDIAN WOMAN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. KAMBA WOMAN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Guiness, and have sex in the back of your car. Second Date: She is pregnant. Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in Machakos.
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Salam all Think again......are you sure it's love and not lust.... For all you people who say "I love you" when you have no clue what love is exactly!!!: What is love? When we claim that it's love that we have for someone, are we correct? Something to ponder upon..... Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest? It isn't love, it's like. You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, yes? am I right? Then It isn't love, it's lust. Are you proud, and eager to show them off? It isn't love, it's luck. Do you want them because you know they're there? It isn't love, it's loneliness. Are you there because it's what everyone wants? It isn't love, it's loyalty. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand? It isn't love, it's low confidence. Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt them? It isn't love, it's pity. Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat? It isn't love, it's infatuation. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them? It isn't love it's friendship. Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of? It isn't love, it's a lie. Are you willing to give all of your favourite things for their sake? It isn't love, it's charity. Does your heart ache and break when they're sad? Then it's love. Do you cry for their pain, even when they're strong? Then it's love. Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts? Then it's love. Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and relation pulls you close and holds you there? Then it's love. Do you accept their faults because they're a part of who they are? Then it's love. Are you attracted to others, but stay with them faithfully without regret? Then it's love. Would you allow them to leave you , not because they want to but because they have to? Then its love. Would you give them your heart, your life, your death? Then it's love. Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why do we love? Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this agony? Why is it all we long for? This torture, this powerful death of self? Why? The answer is so simple cause it's...LOVE. It is such an addiction that even people who are not having it wish to experience and share it with. Pass this to all your friends so they don't make the same mistake with their love lives!!!
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"What is the best way to circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw" "What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan" "What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power. What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power. What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto." "What do you name a retarded Asian? Som Ting Wong" "How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****** is still trying to back out of your driveway." "What do u say if it's pitch dark in your room and your TV starts to move? 'Drop it, nigger.'" "What do you call a black guy with no arms and legs? Trustworthy" "What is hard and long on black people? Third grade" "Why shouldn't you run over a black guys bike? Because it might be yours!" "What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag? Twix" "Why do racists carry chainsaws? Because they go run nigga nigga nigga nigga" "How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss. " "There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement." Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt." Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies." Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work done. At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the Korean guy??" All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!"" "What do you call a drive by shooting where a Chinese guy gets shot? CAPPUCINO (CAP-A-CHINO)" "An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"" What's the difference between an apple and a black man? none! they both hang from trees. There's 2 black guys walking down the street and they see a sign that says "You too can be white for 75 cents."...so...one black guy has a dollar and the other has 50 cents...so...the guy with the dollar went in first so he could give the other guy the quarter left over....so....the guys goes in and he comes out white..then the other black guy goes....hey....give me that other quarter.....and the white guy goes....Get a job, ****in nigger... In order to save on vacation costs, two secretaries are rooming together. On the first night Jill turns to her friend, puts her hand on her shoulder, and says, "There's something I've been meaning to tell you about myself. I'll be frank, I'm a lesbian." "That's OK," says the other girl. "I'll be Frank tomorrow night, I'm a lesbian too." A young black kid observed that there seemed to be some advantages in being white, so he went off and painted himself white all over. He went and showed his mother who roused on him, and told him to go and show his father. This he did, and his father not only roared at him for being so silly, but cuffed him over the ears and sent him on his way. The boy went on and sat on his favorite log pondering his position and feeling very glum. His mate came along and asked him what was wrong. "I've only been a white kid for half and hour," he replied, "and I hate those black *******s already!" i hope ya get these one.
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alright guyz thanx for ya reply but the main point of the joke was if u have sex most guyz like saying who ya daddy while ******* you right, so i thought ya would get the point laking i guess not.
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hello i belive these joke will make you lough. it was one friday night when a guy decided he wanted to make love to he's wife so they went on doing their own thing on the bed but one problem is they have one kid, so when they where doing their won personal stuff they where some how making nose so the kid came to the room where he parents where making love so he saw he dad on top of hes mother and some how the parents did see the kid so the father goes on asking the mother who is your'e daddy more like he was getting excited so the kid started yelling at hes dad saying i thought you know her daddy what other daddy are you talking about. i hope you guyz get the joke if not holla.
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