hey hey Phone A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone!" loooooooooooooooooooooool

There were two irish men,Paddy and Murphy.Paddy says "If you can guess how many fish I have got in this bag, I will give you both of them" "3"replies murphy loooooooooooooool thts how somali men count kidding

hahaha these is kinda funny 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

and sometime i would go out and get drunk i think every somali men are

hey ya i know you will like these married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. "OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage. "Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed. The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch." "I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy. "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. "Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says. "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness", the father explains as he hauls the child away. At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Don't you start that in here," the priest says. anwayz peace iam done

hey all railway inspector and his friend in a bar chating... Friend: Why have you got that big smile on your face. Railway inspector: I just had the best sex of my life! Friend:with who? Railway inspector: With this girl I found on the railway tracks. Friend: Oh yeah! What did she look like? Railway inspector: She had the most amazing body! Friend: Oh yeah! But what did she look like? Railway inspector: She had the most amazing legs! Friend: But what did she look like? Railway inspector: She had perfect breasts! Friend: Yeah but what did she look like! Railway inspector: Don't know never found the head. these is funny.

ameenah dont you also have to give goodluck to univeristy student to who are watting to take their finals anwayz just wanted to tell ya that coz we having a huge finalsssssssssss coming so good luck to all my fellow somali bro and sis wish you the best.

its United States 08:30 PM Monday, April 26, 2004 DST -0500 UTC i think thats all u need for the night

i know huh then need someone to tell them the truth.

salam kynda to my opinion its none of he's bizzness i mean if i a guy really likes you he should care about such a thing i mean a reall guy dont come up and ask you such a thing i think he can ask you when are we gonna get married lol anwyayz aim done. i hope that help

lol mizz that is a good one what if he look at you on the eye and he kinda smile each time you see him does that mean he got some going on lol?

thanx bambina i appriciate your thought and i think ama save the life lol and to rudy mmmmh what aim i smokin let me say aim smoking some good thing that is better than ya time and ya words. no offence

Assalam-u-'Alaikum, Please take a moment to relax your mind and humble your heart to focus on ALLAH. Allow Allah, to occupy your mind while you read this DUA. If we can take the time to read long jokes, stories, etc.,we should give the same respect to this DUA. Friends that pray together, stay together. Let's pray OH ALLAH, I thank You for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning.I'm blessed because You are forgiving and understanding, Oh Allah. You have done so much for me & You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask YOU now for Your forgiveness. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You. Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things. Let me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over. Let me continue to see sin through YOUR eyes and acknowledge it as evil. And when I sin, let me repent,and receive YOUR forgiveness. And when this world closes in on me, let me remember YOU - to slip away and find a quiet place to make DUA. It's the best response when I'm pushed beyond my limits. I know that when I can't make DUA, You listen to my heart. Continue to use me to do Your will. Continue to bless me that I may be a blessing to others. Keep me strong that I may help the weak. Keep me uplifted that I may have words of encouragement for others. I make DUA for those that are lost and can't find their way I make DUA for those that are misjudged and misunderstood. I make DUA for those who don't know You intimately. I make DUA for those that don't believe. But I thank you that I believe. I believe that Allah changes people and Allah changes things. I makeDUA for all my sisters and brothers. For each and every family member in their households. I make DUA for peace, love and joy in their homes that they are out of debt and all their needs are met. I make DUA that every eye that reads this knows there is no problem, circumstance, or situation greater than Allah. Every battle is in your hands for You to fight. I make DUA that these words be received into the hearts of every eye that sees them and every mouth that confesses them willingly. This is my DUA. Aameen. thank for ya time. may god bless you amiin

lol thanx ma

salam hey all i waanted to share these with all ya in here i have a question and these question dont mean its me or someone else just answer if you could. what would you do if you have a crush on some guy in your school? is it bad to approch to a guy and tell him how you are felling? what if you get rejected does that mean you cant face the guy anymore? is it bad to like someone who is different than you more like different divert? let me know so i can save a life lol

after that i will go and study for my finals before i go have sex lol when i was a little gurl i was

iam addicted to 1. romatic novel 2. romatic movies 3. comedy 4. music-> r&b-hip hop- and more and more romantic songs 5. t.v 6. chatting 7. cooking lol and sooooooooooo on.

hey insti lol thats was a good one more woman these day are in masjid trying to ask for forgiveness. kassem plz have some respect to all the sisters in here there are alot of mpls sister in these room but dont you have anykind of manners or respect aim new but i keep my mouth shut so i think you should do the same. macsalama

lol checkmate then i sugest u keep doing that lol.

loooooooooooooool try me did u get someone to kiss so far.

hey all when it comes to my family and me yes education is very very important and i belive it is to everone having no education will lay you back with no job. so keep up with education and make education your'e first priority.

salam caleykum? these is just a matter of whoever is graduating and will be soon inshalah i wanted to share these to my fellow somali student whoever want to continue with their education more like going to univeristy and so on my point is i will be a 10grade in univeristy and i do take loan coz my fincial and my grants and also scholaship cant cover my school and i dont wanna quit but i took a chance by taking loan and i know its haram but living in united states you cant just hang out there with no education and think you will live high other than who ever are taking welfare anywayz back to my point i wanted you guyz to apply for grants-scholarship and there is a guy called bill gates and dont know if you guyz heard of him but he help more minority student with their school and he gives out more than 6thousand and also their are more people in these world who are willing to help you so i want you guyz to go out their and start thinking about your life and your future and i belive them high school counselor will incourage you to do the same thing unless you willing to help your self so bro and sis dont wait for the last min to do these thing ahead and i wish yu all the best.

salam hey when it comes to a guy i wanna have future with him one thing i would go for is if he is better and good on diin than me lol, he's personality, education, independent, some one you can trust more like honest, charming, tall and handsome and also he's dress code.

however one day i was cought stelling mango. lol some how aim alwayz

wow thats some serious issue sophist u gon make me look at ma shower every day coz it can happend in any university and thats for letting us now.