HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES:
"DONT ARGUE WITH FOOL.OTHERS MAY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERNCE BETWEEN TWO OF YOU" (UNKNOWN)
"A PERSON CAN GAIN A FRIEND IN MAYBE A YEAR,BUT CAN LOSE ONE IN LESS THAN AN HOUR" (CHINESE PROVERB)
"IF A WORD IN THE DICTIONARY WERE MISPELLED,HOW WOULD WE KNOW?" (STEVEN WRIGHT)
"THE DIFFICULT PART OF AN ARGUEMENT IS NOT TO DEFEND ONE'S OPINION BUT RATHER TO KNOW IT" (ALBERT EINSTEIN)
"A REAL FRIEND IS THE ONE WHO WALKS IN WHEN THE REST OF THE WORLD WALKS OUT" (UNKNOWN)
"THE PAST ACTUALLY HAPPENED BUT HISTORY IS ONLY WHAT SOMEONE WROTE DOWN" (WHITNEY BROWN)
"TELL A MAN THERE ARE 400 BILLION STARS AND HE'LL BELIEVE YOU.TELL HIM A BENCH HAS A WET PAINT AND HE HAS TO TOUCH IT" (STEVEN WRIGHT)
"SINCE LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND,ISN'T THAT WHY SOME PEOPLE SEEM BRIGHT UNTILL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK?" (S.W)