^ Urm no I haven't. Zero interest in everything. In fact, my driving lessons are my only current source of pleasure. Who or what is Sri Sri Ravi Shankar? What I need, I think, is more money and less hours at work. Glad to have you back, btw. Hope all is well.

Is it first of July already? The days just roll into one for me maalmahan.

Li, waa runtaa. Unfortunately, we are taught to look out for strangers but never expect danger from our own families and relatives. So when they turn on you, you have no chance. They can pretty much destroy you if you don't have barriers in place.

^ Have been watching the wildlife channel, then?

Originally posted by Nephthys: "The Ultimate Chastity Belt" joke.. Sure enough, each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them, except Sir Galahad. “Sir Galahad,” exclaimed King Arthur. “My one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!” But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless. So Guinevere was a slut? I never!

I think he was entitled to cry. C'mon, short of beating Dennis, what other reaction can you have to that? It was natural. True, Mohamed is not as loud and obnoxious as the rest of the housemates and he does seem to have a bit of a problem expressing himself well, but he's pretty grounded. And he's above all their stirring and backstabbing. Anyway, he seems to have clicked with Rex and Darnell, so hopefully (this is BB after all) he won't be so isolated anymore. And that Jennifer - what a drama queen! Talk about crocodile tears. Also I can't work out what the fat one's (Bex?) problem is either. Bunch of tosspots.

Sheh, dunno...there was an argument and everyone was shouting when this little dude kind of bounced out of the bed and spat at Mohamed who was leaning down to say something or other. Ick. Ick. I had to go wash my face in sympathy. Ouc. ....Sheh, yup, he's been comfort-eating the household out of home and hearth.

I think Mohamed is quite lovely - not at all what he made himself out like at the beginning. Obviously he would be having a tough time in the house - he's sharing with ba$tards!! No wonder he's been doing nothing but eating! And now that he's been traumatised by the gay midget, I bet you no food will be left in that house by mid-day tomorrow. Poor guy. Be strong, Mo. Be strong. I love Darnell too.

NG, It could be the worse. It could be the opposite. You could be going through an 'emotional blip' that can be measured on the Richter magnitude scale and is characterised by random panic attacks and an overwhelming sense of loss and sadness. A State Of Ennui would be, in this case, just what the doctor ordered, wouldn't it? Life is grand, my dear. A'H.

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: Cara....LoooooooooooooL....I learned it all thanks to the Harvard Rowing Team...They Call me Mulac LMAO @ mulac!! Khatar cadiim.

Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tolka: Val: to be frank with you, aad & aad ayaa la iiga gardaran yahay! I don't know where I alienated women. But, I can see people feel I am abusive, and Yes, I will stop! Haha @ waa la iga gardaran yahay. Ma hubtaa? I think your feminist thread helped a little with the alienation. Your sense of humour is an acquired taste - not everyone gets it but that's OK. More stories, please?

^ LoL...ha dhagaysan NG - waxba kuma khaldana soomaaligaaga. Originally posted by -Serenity-: quote:Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tolka: Serenity Pole sana! waan arkay wuxuu afnijaaska Tuujiye meeshan ka aqriyay!! Waxaasoo kale miyaa la ogolyahay horta here? Laakiin, waa NABSI! anigoon waxba ku oran ayaad shalay oo dhan Pscho moron ta ihaysay. Just because I wanted to joke with you! BTW, I am not comparing myself to any 'vulgar' dude out there. Just wanted to say you were harsh on me! My insults were nothing compared to you referring to me as if I was an object that was owned. You're officially on my dirty-mouthed-lads(DML) list, so join ranks with your buddy Tuujiye. Aw. I certainly wouldn't put Abtigiis in the same category as Tuujiye.

Tuujiyow, duco mooye wax kale kuuma hayo. Ilaahay caqliga yar ha kuu kordhiyo. Amiin.

Being up at this time on a Saturday sucks. I miss my sleep-ins.

^ True - but you see, STOIC didn't try to alienate most of the females in here before. What was that Somali proverb: ama afeef hore lahow ama adkeysi dambe? Something to that effect. Fantastic story - I think the groom has a right to look out for his hard-earned cash, although perhaps not to that level.

Originally posted by -Serenity-: Laakin a couple of people were trying to tell me about it referring to milking cows/sheep and the various nomadic statuses in nomadic society. That gave me a good chuckle.

North, those pics look awful - I suspect it's your camera rather than London tho.

^ One-track mind, ey?

Originally posted by Adam Zayla: (walahi i'm very slow in the morning, i could look at a turned off TV for a good 15 min before realizing it's ''turned off'')

^ Whatever.

Adam, you don't put vaseline in your nose, you put it around the nostrils and the eyes - the vaseline acts as a trap for pollen. Urban, honey helps a little with the sore throat. But by far the most effective method is medication. Antihistamine tablets, nasal spray and allergy eye drops - use them together and you are home free. None of the 'natural remedies' work for severe hay-fever symptoms.

I've been stuck indoors with 3 kids under seven the whole day. WHAT A FRIGGING NIGHTMARE!!!!

Abtigiis, you have a real knack for story telling. That was wonderful, thank you.

^ Alright then - snotty wisecracks I can do. You have a nice weekend too, S.

Urm...I can't seem to access the clip. It's just blank.