Pucca, after all that undying-passion, you would consider dumping them for having small teeth? Tut tut. Fickleness, thy name is...... Halloween eve and having to look at the horribly disappointed faces of the little kiddies who knock on our door and leave empty handed. I think I'll buy a bag of candy on my home, I'A.

Back to shukaansi, ey? Probably both southern and northern-accented shukaansi work in their own ways. Sometimes you want a bit of rough, other times sweet and smooth would do. And I'm talking strictly conversational shukaansi here (for anyone with a filthy mind). Cara, that's hilarious! A Somali couple who would go to a sex therapist would have to be very open-minded in the first place!! Isn't it completely sickening when you are so tense and stressed you can't sleep? Or worse you suffer from dreams where you fall endlessly.

^ These types of scenarios seem pretty common among Somali women. SS, the distance is necessary to aid system recovery, if you know what I mean.

Wa salaam, Ibti. NG, nice to see your dorky self back. I had a month to read some stuff on equality and do an online test, only to realise today is my deadline! Crap. Good day all!

^ Hey SS. I suppose there are worse things to be than awesome in bed. Certainly your other half will thank you for it in the future. I myself am keeping as wide a distance as possible from the opposite sex. If I could pick a career now, and if I had the talent for it, I would try my hand at travel writing. I've had my fill of office work for sure.

Ilaahay ha u naxariisto your dad, Sayid. Samir iyo iimaan to you and your family.

Ilaahay ha u naxariisto.

Jeez, girls. Let's not start the naming and shaming now. What's on FB should stay on FB. Ibti, yes, it was a delaying tactic, but it backfired and now I'm just ignoring his request. [E] Faheema, heh, I know. There's no escape these days.

Facebook is a double-edged sword. Someone asked to stay in touch with me the other day and rather than giving him my number, I asked if he was on facebook. An iPhone was promptly produced and he added me on the spot. You gotta hate technology sometimes. Sheh, let us know how the stalking pans out.

Excellent, it looks like it's GO-Karting! I know of one in Streatham. 400m circuit - is that longer than the Mile End one? NG, you may snigger and mock but know this: Val is pretty fantastic at vehicular control and speeding (as evidenced by my instructor's rapidly greying hair). Can you say the same? It'll be a blast, I'A! Lool I just noticed Val said saving for gold Lool I've not heard that for a long time. Ibti, gold is probably the safest form of investment right now. Also I just want some bling!

I suppose this thread was bound to get off-track.

Not too bad, Lily, thanks. NG - The standard response is 'shriveled and to the left', I believe.

Afternoon Trollers. How is it hanging?

Ibti - not sure if I'll be able to attend, I'A. But I would like to donate my bit. How do you want to do it? I can either send you a cheque or do an online transfer if you give me the necessary details.

^ Actually Go-karting is a brill idea!!! Can we do that please? Gabdho? Weekend away is not possible for me as I'm saving every penny to invest in gold.

Originally posted by Paragon: Yup, I do remember . Is it 5 years already? I hope he wins too. Nurradin is an old friend whom I have worked with several times. The fellow is impressive and should be supported at all cost to have him win. It's this calibre of leaders that we are required to put in high offices. I have been invited to meet him tommorow, Isha-Allah alongside few of the boys. Nuraddin has the support of all reasonable and educated Somalis in London and all over the world. Marka, hopefully he'll succeed. Yes, it's been that long! Crazy how fast time is moving. Bring back feedback about tomorrow's session, I'A. :cool:

^ Luckily she doesn't. But she is planning to buy a motorbike, which is an even more scary thought than guns. Instant gratification, huh? Doesn't that get boring after a while? There's something to be said for anticipation, you know.

Che, you sound like you change 'friends' as often as I change shoes. NG, you are back! Walaahi your absence left a shiisha-sized hole in this thread. Well done on mastering CPR! Congrats Ibti, I'm sure you feel a lot lighter now that's behind you. My sister passed her written, physical and medical exams and is now a full-fledged policewoman! Masha'Allah, I'm so proud of her.

Nuradin Diriye is an impressive guy. Along with a couple of other SOLers, I worked with him briefly about five years ago and found him to be intelligent, eloquent and engaged. Furthermore, he has something so far missing from incumbent politicians: vision. I hope he wins.

Originally posted by dhulQarnayn: ^^^ Poor Valenteenah ! As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. Anyway, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sheikh dhulQarnayn Ibn Axmad bin Mor'yaan-Slayer . I'm very pleased to meet you...( DOOOOWN BOY! DOWN! ) So how you doing hotcakes??? DQ Ah, so this is what Rudy would sound like without the Rudy-speak. Let me rephrase my former question, what was your previous nickname, DQ?

Where is the big man, NGONGE? This place is not the same without him. Oops, where are my manners? Hello Trolls!

Cara, waxaad hablaha la doonaysaa a French jail, miyaa? Xaasha! Sheh, I'm in for any shooting. Out for any walking/running/jumping. Ka ma bixi karo. I pulled a muscle whilst sleeping the other night. Haba sheegin wax kale.

That list seems so active. Where does one do clay pigeon shooting? Sounds marvelous (although my aim isn't worth shit).

Funny thread.

Who is DhulQarnayn? This is the first time I'm reading something you wrote. Or rather, didn't write. Tut tut.