Morning all. It feels like afternoon for me as I woke up at 4am. Effing jetlag. Maxaa isku dhacaya?

Welcome to London Ely. Moreover welcome to East London (my part of London is quite nice in comparison). I have used Gumtree before, both at home and abroad, and it used to be useful but it's full of scammers now. I've been told facebook can be good for finding flats too, so check it out. Use your work contacts as well. I need to start that whole process again myself, so drop me a PM if you need company for viewings and stuff I'A.

Hey Modesty, it's been a while. Congrats on graduating and welcome back!

^ Wearing dark clothing and specs, were they? Morning hun. Che, LAX is a pretty shitty airport. I couldn't even find any decent shops or power sockets, let alone free wifi. I bought a 24hr T-Mobile hotspot card, but the lounge am using now has free wireless internet, so it was a waste of money. Who knew priority lounges were so cool? Leather reclining seats, free refreshments and showers, I feel like a VIP! Juxa, smelly London here I come (I'A)!

Nuune, ta. Will try that. Che, it was but I had to cancel. Am only in the states for 8 hours.

Good for him.

Greetings from Los Angeles! My laptop, my only connection to the world, is about to give up and I can't find a socket to recharge it.

Uh oh, never trust nin kuu il-jabinaya, Jane.

How was this party formed and what are its objectives?

Jamaal, bal adba. Ducaysane, haa. Adiga ma laguu qaaday? Maaddeey, waan la socdaa. Kaftan ayey aheyd. Maahmaah: Gacmo aan dufan laheyn waxba ma duugaan.

Haye OK. I predict Ducaysane will get married next year, I'A.

^ Refer to my previous reply.

LoL Jamaal. Uunsashada Cancer ayaa laga qaadaa saan maqley.

Johnny, no I can't say I have. But I did projectile vomit in front of an audience once. It was very unpleasant.

Welcome.

Perhaps because she has the symptoms of a quarter life crisis (the sweats, the shakes, insomnia, nausea, etc)? Random fact: I like the smell of petrol.

^ Wa salaam. Ma jirtaa? Ha ha. Waa ii kow.

^ War heedhe niyada hagaaji. I predict that things will remain the same on SOL. In Current Events, I predict a few shocks- some natural, some man-made.

Originally posted by Ducaysane: meel aadan ka uunsan jirin hadaad ka uunsato. meel aadan ka guban jirin baad ka gubataa. Tani iney jirto ma la hubaa?

Jeez, Johnny did you gain weight since I last saw you? NG, naga daa laadka, that's not first aid. Is Rudy the only LA-resident here?

Trolls. Maxaa isku dhacaya?

Are the newbies getting weirder or is it me? Is 'Jane' an FBI officer?

I'm not ozzy. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. My passport says am Bridhish, markaa aflagaadada nagadaa.

Faarax dhuxul. Business 101, ey? Not very Islamic, is it.

Che, Wuxuu ka wadaa, he would marry her for her money, post-divorce. Duh.