Paragon & FB: I will not engage. PS: I'm sure B'le will soon get an HSBC.

Cara, that's the spirit. You're not fat, there's just more of you to love. I'm being congratulated for joining the cake-loving club. I come bearing a Victoria Sponge.

LoL, why fix it if it's not broke, NG?

LoL @ obesity problems. Ilaahayow obese ha naga dhigin. Amiin. Thanks Juxa. How are you keeping? Faheema is too sweet to be saddled with such an ugly title. Ha laga qaleeyo.

* Waves @ everyone above* Aha, so Faheema killed the infamous TC. Who would have thought it. Thanks Ibti.

Originally posted by Mr.Paragon: God created Somalis (most of humanity) into qabiils. He said so in the Qur'an. He also added that the reason was 'to know yourselves'. If He didn't want to create us as we are currently, He would have made our composition into qas iyo lab . But He didn't. Thus, that gives us (myself in particular) the permission to stay as gob cast as I can. Somalinimo for me thus equates to gob-animo . Which is ofcourse followed by Xornimo . You understand? So let's not mix the gob and the guun. It only produces a mongrel society. It's just my preference, and I don't like or dislike those who wish to mix things up. No hybrid genes for me. Simples. Hehehe. Maalmahan waad sareysaa, Paragon.

Salaam all, A new troll corner, I see. Whatever happened to the original TC?

LoL Che. I must say this story is as boring as the ones you sat through.

I find structured fitness/diet regimes too difficult to stick to. Not sure how you guys do it.

^ Masha'Allah dheh.

Originally posted by Haatu: Barclays in Garissa? Cool. :cool:

Is it me or is Brown looking frightful these days? Wuu sii balaadhanayaa uun. Macal galore. I would go Tory if I was voting on looks alone.

Good luck commuters. Hope you all get home safely Insha'Allah.

5, Crunchy Nut..YUM. Diets don't work.

Necessity is the mother of invention. What a feat!

Mabruuk, KK. Hope you're both healthy and happy!

^^ Ha ha. Is 5 as tough as Chuck Norris? NG - And hello to you too! (PS: it was double that.)

The bottom line is, if you want your money to go further (whether caydh or salary), move abroad.

I love Blackadder and Vicar of Dibley.

The curvy female figure has always been attractive in almost all cultures. Not sure about the link to intelligence though.

LoL @ Cara. Usheeg. Hey Juxa.

^ LoL...talk about whipped. Cara, you heard right. There are hotties to be found in the show, but I think it's the writers that are the stars. Cracking dialogue!

LST, bal adba. There's a black market in usernames out there. I'm willing to buy back mine, in any case. Che, don't change it if you want to get it back minus the full stop. LoL @ Paragon. Always imitated, never bettered, right?

^^ LoL. Che, Have you not noticed the full stop after my name? Someone already stole the original when I changed to B recently. This forum is full of thieves.

Some of the comments in here are just revolting. Maxaa idinku khaldan?