I always hear of the 'irreconcilable differences' one, which celebrities often use. That one seems good and simple. Even if he takes another wife, proving adultery can be tricky, so maaha? One, he prolly will never register that marriage, two, it will probably take place in another country and three, even if kids come into that marriage a paternity test would be necessary to prove they are his. Near impossible. Haye, bal tell us the rest. Forewarned is forearmed, as they say.

^ Norf...Paragon as Amitabh Bachchan, he has no complaints in that regard, I think. Except for the inches laga jaray. He might have a case for that. Ayoub....well, I couldn't let people go on believing I was supermodelish. So if that's the case for geezers, what about the women? LoL. Aaliyah, I think you're biased! But I am too, which is why I didn't describe you. Mukurka, suuryada, iyo the fact you are planning the wedding of the century (no iska-xareysi for you) gives me an indication of your looks too. Let's say Masha'Allah! Juxa, adiga waad ii quusineysaa ayaan u maleynayaa, lol. OZ, who's that then? You?

Siduu Taleexi ugu dhex meeraysanayo threadkan tells me: He has long hair and is keen to use all Aaliyah's tips. Tell us the results, Taleexi.

My my my....what do we have here? LoL @ the pics posted by NG...some of them are pretty close. I think some of yous are being misled by my fabulous Italian name and weird avatar (naag cad oo afka kala haysa...naga daaya). I have a typical Somali face, you know the type where people insist they've seen you somewhere before or are you related to heblaayo, you look just like her? Aah. Average height also, missed out on the tall gene (my sisters got those). So there you go. I hope inaan baabi'iyey those mental images! As for my mental images, I have met so many SOLers, I don't even try to mental picture people anymore. They will look nothing like you expect - mostly they would be youngerish and more professionalish than they come across on the board. We gots middle-class folk in here. I think Rudy is the only YOB. At the age of 40. Heh.

^ I hope you feel better. Speaking of this quruxlow/qoraxlow restaurant, I think I ate there when I was last in Minne. Can't remember much about the food though, greasy bariis and hilib no doubt. Gotta say though, I liked all the restaurants/makhaayado that I visited (some of them truly can't be termed restaurant). Somalis love their Somali food in Minne. My uncles kept taking me out for bariis iyo baasto. But one evening we went to the Cheesecake Factory (is this the right name?) and I loved it, only both my uncles and cousin got sick and threw up within hours. Walaahi I believe their systems couldn't take the non-greasy Non-Somali food. Ha ha. I love that city...so Somalified. Suxuur tonight.....sareen. Getting a bit sick of it now. A piece of milk chocolate and tea too. Very nice.

Allah yarxama intii geeryootay.

Allah yarxama. Meeshu wey qasantahay - tolow yaa dilka wada? They all seem rather random.

I really thought someone was looking for NGONGE when I saw the title of the thread.

LoL...Ayoub, that was a funny topic. 17 pages and several months planning = no Go-karting and no confirmation of sky diving. Where's Sheh, these days? How about Abtigiis' mission to win SOL male of 2009? That was hilarious. Going over it, I bet Marx voted for himself 3 times then, as Marx, as B and as Queen Arraweelo. Ha ha. Here they are: http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/13293-SOL-2009-Awards http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/11867-SOL-Awards-The-Final

Is the family to blame for where they are put up? No, I think the Council is to blame for renting this place, even if temporarily. But I guess, that's not the matter for the first two posters, it's the colour of their skin. Doubt they would mind if it was white jobless family being put up in this supposedly 'grand' house. Daily Mail fodder.

There's been enough bleeding. No one needs to bleed for anyone else to be happy about it. However, injustice and looting - who can put up with that? 21st Century or not, dhac waa dhac. Sorry Xabashi, but there will be no Somali Gas for you.

No! I just want to to ensure you contribute at least 3 kids to this world. Hadii kale what use are you?

So, do they want this new force to be a foreign one? Mise they want Somalis trained for it?

Sheekoy sheeko, sheeko xariir ah... We'll see what emerges from these 'talks' lala cararayo, although I believe ineyna waxba ka jirin.

Great.

Nina, you're so sweet. And right. spicy and calool madhan isuma fiicna! Didn't wake up for suxuur xalay but today was alright. I like weetabix too.

Diintiyo asluubta, nolol diirinaantiyo.....nice song.

The archives are a hoot. Anytime I wanna entertain myself or I have time on my hands, I trawl through the General and Women's archives. Some of the threads are so funny, walaahi. I won't post links now, as some of them are a bit naughty, after Ramadan Insha'Allah. Hands down craziest and funniest posters were Nephy/Bishaaro and Castro, followed by Faarax Brown with his irreverent 'dumbazz' comments. Those three used to turn the most innocent threads topsy turvy. I miss them (not FB, yaa)!

LoL...urm...were they watching the same clips we were? It was a multi-ethnic looting if anything. Everyone had a go. Who was looting Leeds and Nottingham....same blacks as Peckham ey? Stubidh old man. The riots weren't racial, they were a blow against the system. The only consistency was that it was youth-initiated. I was so saddened by that video. Focking animals. Glad one got napped. They need to get the rest now.

^ LoL, newbies-ka ayaad iska dhisaysaa, huh? Maxuma.

Dadkuu dadka ka laayey should met out his punishment, hadii la qabto ama uu isdhiibo. Laakiin gadhkoo u xineysan yaan la dilin, ha loo bleach gareeyo marka hore. Dying as a blonde, the ultimate humiliation!.

How about 5, Femme? 2 boys and 3 girls sound very doable, soo maaha?

He's a dictator, entrenching himself further in power. 200 tanks might help. Or not.

^ No sharci or casuumad to enter China. I don't blame the old man, he's getting on a bit after all (what is he now, 80+?). Laakiin kuwa hagaya iyo his advisors waa wax kale. Boorsada soo qaado China aan aadeynaa ayaa lagu yidhi, laakiin no one bothered to get the papers in order.

30mins after eating (malawax and spicy suugo + a little porridge) last night, I was puking my guts out. Slept on an empty stomach. Just had some suxuur (one plain malawax and porridge again) and waiting to see if it stays down. Let's hope it stays down. Think I might have to give up the malawax, never had these problems before I started eating it. OZ, go ahead and post your afur musings in this spot.