Ilhaam, LoL... I knew who she was as soon as I read about 'Mulki and Libaan'. She has a distinctive way of writing. You can say I'm a fan.

Originally posted by Shyhem: This is no longer about love and se-x, this is about my blood,the closest thing to my genetical make up. Children make me happy and anything that makes me happy surely will be good for me and my wife. Thats so cute. Mansha'Allah

Lexus? :confused: Oh right! U mean the banged-up Micra, don't you? Girl, I'ld rather poke my eye out than ride in that piece of junk.

Cambaro.... You would trade me? After all we've been thru together? And for TOILETRIES?? :mad: Scorpion sis... LoL! I guess thats fair enough. But I wouldn't trade you at all...who's gonna tell us stories (SEDUCTION part IV, V, VI?) if we give you to the locals? Nasra... Aw...didn't realise u held grudges. Ameenah... Darling, its terrible what these girls are doing to you...and for make-up no less (do they need that much make-up? ). If its any consolation I wouldn't trade you for anything, not even ice-cream. If I had to trade anyone to survive, I'ld start with: The American fellas....sorry guys, its not u, its the country you live in.

LooooooooooooooL! Thats hilarious!!!

^^ ouch! Hahahahah! I like that Shamsa...might just do it.

CNN = garbage

Small = Fish

Originally posted by Ilhaam: I take my response back...& I was never in this thread...shhh! Too late! U've been exposed. Good thing there is an ocean between us.

LoL!

Shaytan, I'ld prove the depth of my love by KICKING YOUR A$$!!!

The Scientist by ColdPlay

Well! I've always been under the impression that those Mills & Boon Novels should be burned and you just proved it mOm! Thanx 4 that. I do agree with your analysis, I think some of those books do brainwash young girls into believing misconceptions about relationships and life in general.

My dear Sophist, u seem to be having a lot of problems up in here. About the existence of love, I'll reserve judgement for now. However, should you ever fall (and Insha'Allah, I'm sure you will sooner or later) I'll be there with a huge slice of humble pie, complete with extra layers of 'I told you sos'.

Juicy = Fruit

....Or until the fat lady sings. Step forward Clare Short.

Tony Balaayo. That suits him to a T! I shall use that from now on. (IA)

I agree with some of the above posts and whatever I was going to say has already been said (and very well too I might add) by the likes of Khayr, Che-, Ameenah and Gediid. I would only add that the majority of married ladies do dress modestly (loose clothing...hijaab...etcetra). I think most women understand that a lot of responsibility comes with marriage (including the need to dress accordingly). They don't need their husbands to tell them their duties. I'm slightly offended at that implication. Give the ladies some credit! :rolleyes: Brown sugar, If I try to answer your question "DO YOU THINK AN INDIVIDUAL SHOULD GO INTO A RELATIONSHIP (NOT RELGION)WITH THE INTENSION TO CHNGE THE OTHER".. I would say that realistically an individual shouldn't go into marriage with the explicit intent of changing their partner's ways, but rather with an understanding that some changes are necessary- no, crucial- from both sides in order to have a [hopefully] long, prosperous and blessed marriage.

Darling, I do believe the majority of the Somali community in London voted for New Labour. I know for sure that a lot of East-Londoners voted NL. Dammit, even my grandmother voted for NL in the last general election. :mad: I don't think she'll do that again tho, coz she's been watching Al-Jazeera religiously since the Bush/Blair-Axis-of-Evil started their war-mongering (cue the intense habaar hurled at the TV screen everytime Blair's face surfaces).

:eek: ...urrrg! Thats sick!

LoL...great lessons Zu. Thanx 4 that, I utterly enjoyed reading it.

Thats moving. Only Allah (SW) knows our destiny!

Altho I feel somewhat patronised, that was well said Mujahid. Allah khayr ha ku siiyo.

Originally posted by Northerner: looks like the raving loony party will be gettin my next vote! LoL! The deep Greens will get mine (IA).

Originally posted by Sheytan: #3 - "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 LoooooooooL!!!!