Thanx darling, That was an amazing article and a truly helpful reminder. Isn't it amazing how we tend to get bogged down on inconsenquential everyday things? How is it that we are afraid of little spiders and dark corners, but we are not afraid of Allah (SWT)? Especially since we have been warned about what is waiting for us on judgement day? May Allah (SWT) strengthen our faith and may He direct us to the right path. Amiin.

The Glory of Allah (SWT)!

I think Psycho-Sue has gone slightly loopy due to exam stress (?)...that's what I'm guessing anyways, otherwise I have no way of explaining the "Grand-Empress" scenarios. Won't little, cute Curly-Sue return to us please?

LANDER, don't be paranoid walaal. They are only pictures of different areas. :rolleyes: HornAfrique & Bari_Nomad, thanx boys. GREAT pictures.

Originally posted by Ameenah: Ameenah + Barwaaqo looooooooool. U know even off-line ppl tend to pair us up. I guess we have a lot in common .. but I'm sweeter Barwaqo is :rolleyes: as she reads this hehehehehehehehe!! Heblaayo... I'm not rolling anything. I agree ur sweeter! (u better treat me now... :mad: )

LoL....Thats one clever lady!

LoL!

Originally posted by Shyhem: 1-I tried my best to make peace with Allah,atleast i do my best not to lose my faith and culture.I ain't perfect but who said the brother ain't trying. 2-Atleast I pay my bills,i spend more hours looking for money than i stay at my apartment and yet i spend a good part of my income on rent. 3-Incase u're wondering i have neva used Viagra.I will give u a written gurantee for the next 30 yrs that u went see this prescription on my medical records or i will give u a refund. 4-My blood is pure than the tap water in u'r city.no drugs including khat,alcohol not even second hand smoking.....ok i do admit i tried smoking in high school but that was it,loOOL shi-t just made me smile all day and hungry like a mutha***er but again that was than and this is now. 5-I love children and i won't mind turning u into a factory,hey we got try to break that record,we can't let the neigbours have 9 kids while we have two,remember we ain't losers. 6-I won't cheat on you,ofcourse going for second wife is not cheating, unless u have plenty of good things to offer,i mean stuff that won't change in three yrs.Anyway remember i'm just imitating u'r great grandfather,the one u told me had four wives and 47 kids.Aman gotta do what aman gotta do. 7-I will respect u'r family as long as they don't ask me what i do to u in our house. The best ad I ever did saw.

WHEN'S THE BEST TIME TO HAVE A BABY?? Allahu Yaclam!

Mobb-Deep... Well said bro. I think we should think of the kids that may read this when we discuss such topics. Lateafha... Dear, just because something is open to you doesn't mean you have to do it. So, it's not haram, so what? Allah has given us the freedom to make our own choices within the framework of Islam. So, if some of the nomads don't think much of the idea, it is their Prerogative. I think I should point out that, as we read the Qur'an, pray and kiss our mothers with our mouths, you really shouldn't be surprised if the idea of engaging in oral sex with those very mouths is distasteful to many people.

Inaa Lilah wa inaa ilayhi raajicuun. Maxamed Ismaciil, ilaahay ha u naxariisto was a great person. Like so many have said, he was always helpful, always encouraging, always interested in how my studies were going and offering advice. I'm finding it very difficult to accept that he's no longer with us but I'm glad, very glad to have known him as a friend, however briefly. ILAAHEY WAXAAN UGA BARYAYNAA MAXAMED ISMAACIIL INUU JANADA KA WARAABIYO, DAMBIGIISANA ILAAHEY DHAAFO. Amiin May Allah make it easy for him, shade him from the torment of judgement day, make him one of the as7aabal yameen and inshaAllah grant him Janah Amiin InshaAllah and May Allah through the death of this brother help us to take a lesson from this death and inshaAllah help all of us believing men and women to prepare for death Amiin Death is coming for all of us and we should work for Akhira as hard as we are working in this very brief life.

Originally posted by DAD9000: I'd be happy if i average 10 posts a day. LoL! If thas the case, hanasoomarin when the effects of the 'withdrawal syndrome' are finally out of ur system! :rolleyes:

Mind-bogling huh? The difference between the rich and the poor, I mean. :eek: Jamaal thanx for that. I've been thinking of posting something along those lines (what one of my lecturers' calls "horror statistics") for a while, but am too lazy.

Well said Thought_Control. Democracy is an illusion, used to shade our eyes from the truth...and it has proved to be a very useful tool so far. Useful for getting what the West wants, but not what the Rest wants. The phrase "lier, lier, pants on fire" comes to mind when I think of "Democracy" as a concept. As far as I'm concerned, Islam already has all the appealing 'qualities' associated with that concept, so what good is it to us? :confused:

Wait, huh? Do I look like a fool to ya?....on second thoughts, don't answer that Q. Knowing u, u'll probably be at the 750 mark in a day or two, so u can understand why i'm not eager to wait around.

Originally posted by DAD9000: NUUNE, and Barwaaqo now have a serious competition. Hey, that's not fair!! Damn, I hate competitions but....IT'S ON NOW!!! :mad: And don't u dare double post either! I kno all ur lil tricks....

Originally posted by Mobb_Deep: Worst news? Mogadishu is under attack. Run for your life. When was this? and where were u at the time?

Good God, not another freak!!!! This must be Kool-Kat and Wildcat's lil sista! Nice rap...welcome kitty. I like ur style.

I've seen this b4 but its still funny!!

I luv all ur jokes and i luv re-telling them even more tho I butcher some of them in the process. Mobb-Deep, i believe u are his 2nd biggest fan, coz i'm his first!!

"What does it take to keep a woman happy during a relationship?" Abdinuur, how are you dear? I don't think it takes a lot of effort to keep a woman happy. A little understanding, a little compassion, some consideration, a kind word here or there, and attention to small details is all it takes. Is that not helpful? Oh well! Just treat her as u want her to treat u then!

Originally posted by B_A_L_L_E_R_Z: BLA BLA BLA OW PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ALL I HEAR IN THESE DAAAM FORUMS IS SOMALI MEN DIZ SOMALI MEN DAT WHY DOES EVERYTHING REVOLVE AROUND SOMALI MEN.. COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO WE HAD WHY SOMALI MEN SO LAZY B4 THAT WE HAD WHY SOMALI MEN SO CRAZY B4 THAT WE HAD WHY SOMALI MEN THINK THEY BLACK 4 FUK SAKEZ--- WHY DONT U JUST MAKE A TOPIC THATS CALLED WHY DID GOT MAKE SOMALI MEN LoooooooooL!! BALLERZ...walaalo marba waa wax. One week it's all about Somali men, another week it's all about Somali women. One wk all the topics are about sex, the next wk they're all about luv or marriage. I guess ppl post similar topics each wk!

"the coolest and the most respectful nomads... I am sure many more "youngesters" will admire your class and cool intellect as this website grows." Thanx LST, that's high praise indeed. I'll do my best I'A. LayZieGirl... Thanx dear. Mwah! Ameenah... Don't try to be sweet nayaa, I kno ur game. Think u can take my place in the top 5? NEVER!! :mad:

LoL @ Shaqsii! Cooking for 10 years? Poor sod, u need to get married ASAP!!! Shaqsii, had you made that statement a year ago, I would have laughed hysterically. However, having tasted the cooking of some bachelor-mates of mine, I think you may be on to something. There are some really skilled brothers out there. Havin said that, I also happen to agree with Ameenah and Psycho-Sue. Cooking the same meals day-in, day-out, year-in and year-out kills your spirit and whatever luv you may hav had for cooking. I still believe we are the better cooks tho.

OG... I believe Hodann got banned for a reason and she will stay banned for that very same reason until Admin sees fit to let her return. Those are the rules.