So your telling me I have been chatting with children all this time? Damn all you 20/21 year olds! :mad: Having said that...put me in the 1984 group please.

LoL...@ Rahima n Kynda! Hablo...waad af-dheertihiin. Shut up aight? Aussies, I see you're all advising me against my impending move to Oz. And what's this tosh about the outback being a 'graveyard' for Brits? Do I look like a white backpacker to you lot? I'll have you kno I'm a bush babe a heart. So long as there's electricity, running water and internet connection...I'll be able to survive. I thank you all for your input tho... Rokko, Yeah, the outback does look remarkably similar to Bhdle...inc da camels. Nice!

Chubacka, LoL @ 'brother'...Sundus is a girl, I think. Anyways, I find the girl in question's actions to be very unethical. She should have been straight with him from the beginning. I'm not sure about her sudden pangs of remorse...why now? Especially when the guy seems to really like the other girl's pictures? What's in it for her to reveal the truth at this point, if it isnt to let him kno, that the other girl isnt the personality he originally fell in love with? Maybe jealousy? :confused: I dont know what to advice. I suppose it would be better if they both told him the truth now, so he can make an informed decision as to who he wants to pursue. Its bound to come out anyways. Sooner or later...

^^ Done deal Insha'Allah. Looking forward to it!

Chubacka, LoL..you only need to take a look at the topic 'Do you believe in polygamy' below us to figure out what most sistas' think of this issue. Cant say am different. Faarax needs to divorce his 'arranged' wife if he's serious, otherwise he can bloody well hit the road. :mad: What's up wit all these 'lovey' topics horta? I feel like singing that Elvis song...Loves in the air, every where I go.... :rolleyes: Ppl am getting tired of reading about all your romantic problems. Damn...Sort it out yourselves please! And NO, am not jealous...who needs a bloody lovelife anyways? :mad:

Is it all over? Thank God...I dont think I could take another page of that particular saga! Well, since peace reigns once more, might I extend the hand of friendship to X-Quizit? Girl, am sorry, I dont kno what came over me. Lakkad is lovely, but he's not worth our friendship, dont you think? I take back all the horrible things I said...your a magnificent lawyer and a damn beautiful xaliimo to boot, with not a grey hair in sight. Truce? Forgive me? Shall we go out for coffee and toffee muffins? My treat.

LoL @ Kynda! I already told you why I wanna move to the outback, because I want to live a rough, wild life breeding horses like Sea-biscuit (fab film), while at the same time pretending to be back in Buuhoodle. Duh! BTW Barwaaqo, you sure you don't have other plans in OZ I wonder whos also from Down Under?! What? where? who? What? Erm...I dont know what u mean gurly wurly!

Malaika, Mrembo... I'm exactly the same. I have a very low threshold for pain , so I always carry painkillers too. I also tend to suffer from major, blind panics if I cant find any painkillers when I need them. *Checks her handbag* Ohh good, a full packet of Nurofen. *Sighs with relief*

I read most national and local London papers, both left and right wing. Its my job to. My personal favourite has to be the Guardian tho, because of the G2 supplement. The Independent isnt so bad either. I like most of the columnists. I cant stand any of the tabloids however, not even the Mirror and absolutely not the Daily Mail...it makes me feel :mad: . But I'm forced to read them often in my research.

Did UD really post that? WoW...me is pleasantly surprised! A much-needed change from the usual bashing. :cool: UD...waad mahadsantahay. LoL @ DA...give him a break dee, he's trying.

Hibo, I think you did right in letting it go. 'Unfinished business' could be anything, including a previous marriage. You never know about faaraxs! Let him go and keep your dignity. Hadaad calaf isku leedihiin, waad is heli doontaan Insha'Allah. In the meantime, suuqaaga dhinac ka gal! A pretty qalanjo like you wont be single for long am sure.

LOL @ ^^.....yikes! That's the way to do it eh?

Sophist, Good luck Insha'Allah. I have no doubt you'll pass with flying colours. Allah ha kuu fududeeyo...Amiin. :cool:

Hello Aussies... I wonder if you could perhaps help me? Could someone tell me about the Australian outback? Is it as harsh as I have been led to believe? Do cannibals inhabit the area? Is the soil really red? And would I need to hire a Crocodile Dundee look-alike for protection if I wanted to move there? I'm asking all these questions because I'm thinking of moving to Aus. and setting up one of those horse-breeding ranches (or stations as u lot call em), for it is my dream to breed Arabian thoroughbreds for the international racing circuit, while living in an environment close to that of back home. I'A. So any help would be greatly appreciated.

Would I marry someone I met online? Sure. Am already engaged to such a person. He can introduce himself once he finishes meditating.

Ameenah, Barwaqo, Okay, okay! stop looking at me like that, I'll come and visit ya'll in bahal took- but if me gets addicted to a level where it interfers with my sleep.. am coming after your **** Sorry you couldn't make on sat.. but I made sure I had an Ice Cream on your behalf - you liked parlines and cream, right? Yummmmmm! I've saved you the spoon if you want it, you know where to get it Pralines and cream? Ohh... *whimpers pathetically* Thats the meanest thing you've ever said to me Tweety! :mad: Since Paltalk had deprived me of so much sleep, its only fair you should be deprived also! I expect to see you there tonight, capiche? :mad: AL, Next time I'A.

Sophist: I nearly fell off my antideluvian chair walahi! how horrid, shokincgly whimsical comment loaded with Somali girl's perception of our prowess!!! I never thought I would read this Walahi!!!! but hey it is a Spring LoL... Spring isnt to blame, PMS is.

^^ Heaven forbid!! Thats not a sight that should be shared with all and sundry...just da special ones at home. Boys...da macwiis is for inside the HOUSE. Caano Geel, C'mon now, the garment doesnt have to be ironed, but HE has to be. NGONGE, Might you be the first Somali man to complain about the 'revealingness' of the trusted dirac?

^^ What's wrong with tight t-shirts? You get to check out their physique without being obvious.

Originally posted by Khayr: Barwaaqo, how about we pick you up in a two decker spotttttlesssss Limosine. That will be just fantastic. Worthy of a gift. girl if u only knew what 'FLIGHTS' I have taken other ladies You might never want to COME DOWN to your narrow streets and 10pubs per block English neigbourhood. Wot? :eek: I'm not interested in your sexual shenanigans dear boy. I said I wanted a HOLIDAY, in a beautifully scenic and sunny region of the world. And not some viagra-assisted 2-minute fumble in some alleyway. :rolleyes:

^^ I completely agree Caano Geel. It's beyond believe! NGONGE, I'll have you know there's nothing sexier than a freshly washed, freshly ironed faarax in a macwiis and tight a little t-shirt! <<<----**Stares off into the distance as her eyes glaze over**

LoooooooooL @ ^^^ One flew over the cookoo's nest? jks. Mo, About the broken heart...what doesnt kill you makes you stronger.

Oh look! Another chicken has joined the coop! This court is now officially a 'beytul magnuun' (is that correct? @ arabic speakers...I'm trying to say 'a mad house'). X-foolxumo... Lakkad is disposable. He's nothing but a knave, a rake, a highwayman, who is three sheets to the wind most of the time. I dont mean to reveal personal details, but I'm aware of Lakkados's horrifying fetish for women who resemble the bride of Frankstein, therefore YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO HIM!! I was always too pretty for him anyways. Unlike you old hag, I have a harem of concubines, so there's no fear of me going without anytime soon! I just need to click my perfectly shaped fingers to have them all panting for my attention. ** Giving Caveman a dirty look**...and what the hell are you doing out of your luuq? :mad: **Goes back to sitting next to the fine Gediid**

^^ You got it right Cawo...QQ, nuune iyo Tuujiye waa dameer iyo labadiisii dhagood! Khayr.. Wot u on about man? Waa maxay clothes, jewellery iyo shoes? Ma waxaan kuula eekahay qof waxba iibsan karin? :mad: If someone wants to get me a gift, they should bloody well get me a frigging car...am tired of public transport. Or better yet, how about taking me on a short holiday? Been very stressed lately u kno...I need some raaxo. Otherwise, get lost. Wax aad igusoo kordhineyso ayaaba iska yar. :rolleyes:

LoL @ ^^ Xu... Put down the MILLS & BOON and...SLOWLY...WALK..AWAY...PLEASE! Or I will be forced to shoot you in the back of your head. Kulahaa I want a man who will teach me how to ride a horse backwards! Cajiib. Intuition, Basically, I want someone I can get along with well in the long-term. To me married life seems to be full of icky, revoltingly intimate things, therefore being a 100% comfortable with him is a must. Or I wouldn't be able to get thru da first week. Waxa kale waa iska common sense. Caqli, karti iyo aqoon to be specific.