Hmmm...something about me that SOL members dont know... I drink 10 cups of tea a day.

^^ Ever heard of copyright infringement? Cool idea anyway...let me know when its good to go coz ma desktop needs upgrading.

Lazie, Leave the UK players alone. I'm sure they are better than anything the cnucks and yanks could ever muster! Better recognise! Ayoub, It might be quicker if you do it, the weather seem to suit your clothes Sorry luv, but tis too drafty for me to get ma kit off. Another time eh?

Originally posted by J11: Great idea. Lol we haven't got time for treating the heavily wounded and God knows what else! J11, Soo maadan arag? Maxaan idhaahdaa dee? I think pragmatically, innit? Baashi, Ayoub... Erm...like, maxaa idinka galay afaarahayga? Huh? Sheega dee... :mad: For ur information, I'm both vain and selfish. Why hook ppl up when it will only lessen the number of concubines I can have? Think about it... *Nodding seriously*

Ewwwww....nasty girls! Xishoodkii kiyaahee? :eek: LoL Cattinni! McDs? Moi? :rolleyes: Anyways, Juxa's the one taking me out not the other way round, so be gone. Bloody yaanyuur! :mad:

^^ Amen to that sistah!

^^ Them sound like fighting words! Originally posted by Gediid: ^^^^Get off the pipe baan ku leeyahay.Aeryn ha dhageysan tan wax eey ka waasho bey rabtaa LoL! Gediidow, goormaad ka soo hoos baxday dhagaxaagii? I resent the implication. Cidna ma waalo anigu, miskiinad baan ahay ma arkinoo?

^^ Good Q. I personally thought being fat was good in Somali culture. Fat woman = well-fed, well-rounded individual (no pun intended). Thin woman = busaarad and fakhri...or something like that. You friend shouldn't be bothered about her weight. She can always try to lose it if she's very unhappy. And she should pay even less attention to some silly faarax's natterings.

^ LoL! True...yankees tend to lack our sort of sense of humour. I would hook myself up wiv several nomads, whom I shant name because being the neanderthals they are they will prolly try to kill each other in their attempts to vie for my attention.

Ayoub, Perhaps you should get rid of the Y-fronts and attempt to post the pics again?

Originally posted by raula: Queen Bee (like I said before, sci-fi characters are my weakest fantasies )-stop acting like u got SOME BALLS like u gonna castrate some BULL Gal I know your muddy hoaxes; trifling with connubial man (don’t make me attest to them now) :rolleyes: First off, I had to go to dictionary.com to find out what the connubial man was all about. Secondly, you are absolutely right. I dont have any balls and I wouldn't dream off going anywhere near a taurus. Thirdly, reveal any of my secrets and I will break your skinny qoor, ma arkinoo? Jumatatu, LoL @ caraweelo. Hardly. I'm not into castrating males.

Ok, I need to be updated. I havent seen BB5 for over a week, so I thought I should catch tonight's show. What do I see? Only a screaming row between Ahmed and Michelle, quickly followed by another one between Ahmed and Dan. Plus they are all in army fatigues! I feel like I have missed so bloody much! What the hell is going on?

Tweety: ^^Aha! I’ve heard good things about that place. I was even looking forward to deining there. Then, I was told that it is a Farax ting. ^^ Hey, thats just crap! I thought it was going to be a unisex kinda place? Shujui...let the management know we aint happy! *Scowls* :mad: Jumatatu, Tell me about the Harlesden restaurant...I havent heard of it b4. When was it opened? Is it xaliimo-friendly? And most importantly, how varied and delish is the dessert menu? I gotta agree with Tweety and Juxa here... Oceans in Haringey is by far the best when it comes to food. The bariis/busketi combo makes me go cross-eyed everytime. And lets not mention their timir-cake, or I will be forced to drool all over my keyboard! Come to think of it, tis been a while since my last visit. Hmmmm... Hint, hint. I havent been to the Sheperds Bush one yet as I dont find myself in West London often. Iman...is aight I suppose. Fab interior, but I wasnt too happy wiv my suqaar the last time I went there. And that's basically it. I'm happy that Somali restaurants are evolving, however slowly, and am sure it wont be long before we get a world-class establishment in London, Insha'Allah. *Goes off to raid the fridge*

Yasmine, Pay a visit to Edgware Road, London and you'll find Somalis (men n women) of all ages, colours and sizes there smoking shiisha. It does seem as if there isnt much stigma attached to smoking badeecada. Interesting eh? Raula, Caramel? Try the cappuccino flavour. T'will knock your socks off!

Originally posted by NGONGE: I shall now retire from this thread and go sulk in the corner until one of you girls comes after me and "sasaab" me into coming back. Yeah, you do that. Let's just hope you've learnt your lesson. :mad: PS: The only 'sasab' you're likely to get is a shower of boiling milk. :mad:

I read about that. Scary! I'm not sure where a 100 year-old got the strength to slit someone's throat.

Rights. Responsibilities. Duty. Love. Just some of the terms that jumped out at me from the original article. Quite a sweet, and well-intentioned article it was too. Too bad not many of us understand or even want to understand their meanings.

^^ Foxxy! How are you darling? Bee, what happened to the cheerful, chirpy bird that once was? Didn't you hear? One of the neighbourhood kids killed her. You should have come to the funeral, Foxxy, it was sooo sad!

Raula, What's brought this on then? Feeling a touch sensitive in our old age eh? Poor lamb. Of course I have considered becoming the 2/3/4th wife, otherwise I wouldn't be a spinister worth her salt, would I? Laakiin marka hore I wanna find out what it feels like to be a first wife. Only then would I be able to explore the world of multiple spouses more thoroughly. Let me elaborate. I shall marry a single faarax first. For the duration of this short-on-purpose marriage, I shall take immense pleasure in slowly destroying my dear husband's life, leaving him an outer-shell of his former self by the time I'm done with him. One who shall be afraid of women for all of eternity. He will quickly be followed by a married one (with only one wife, you understand). This should allow me to increase my malicious joy by ten folds as I will be destroying both their lives simultaneously. And he will be followed speedily by another one already married to two women...and so on and so forth. I'm sure you are able to follow the pattern I'm setting out quite easily. Anywho, it should be a tonne of fun, so do wish me good luck old crone, as I will be doing this on behalf of all spinsters past and present.

I would have ran off with my then-boyfriend Mark and gotten knocked up. :rolleyes:

^^ LoL @ U! Who said I was Somali? I aint. I AM BIRIDHISH, ma fahminoo?

You called that wee little baby waleed? Why? :eek:

NGONGE, My dear, the only things those pictures tell me is that you are somewhat colour-blind and partial to the Arabic-style xijaab. However, I am not sure what makes you think that that version (Khimaar and cabaaya?) should be the universal xijaab for all Muslim women regardless of their national/cultural clothing/dress. Now, disregarding the fashionistas' trend for the masar with huge earings, exactly what is wrong with using the garbasaar as a form of xijaab? Who is to say that a piece of nylony material fastened with pins, worn with a long loose outer garment is better that a garbasaar wrapped around the body? I dare say they both do the job quite well. Both my grandmother and great-grandmother have worn it most of their lives and prefer to still wear it in this country also. And just for clarifications, these are not women known for flashing their hair or body parts. Now would you like to go and inform them about what they have been doing wrong all this time? Now getting back to the masar-style headscarf, who cares? Not me thats for sure! Originally posted by Devil's Advocate: Qac Qac, I have. So tell me, what color, shape, texture, size, thickness of material is the proper form? And what current culture is doing it the right way? Can you answer that SIMPLE questions since we are all so focused on the clothing of women ? DA, That is black, rectangular, smooth, 1/2-yards long, 3-inches thick material. Thats the recommended hijaab. The proper one, you understand. The Arab culture is currently doing it right, I believe. Kohl eye-make is optional. Men eh? Always wanting to control every part of a woman's life. What next do you think? Or has it all been tried already? <---- Rolling eyes sarcastically. Let us discuss something we have never discussed b4... Why jeans - especially Levis- should be banned for men. 1) We dont want to see your lunch-boxes. 2) Tying your belt around your knees really doesnt do much for your modesty 3) You shouldn't be wearing trousers in the first place. What's wrong with the khamiis? 4)Its xaraam. To be continued...

Sareeda, Allah ha u naxariisto your daddy. Also congratulations on your wedding anniversary dear. I hope you enjoy many, many more of them, Insha'Allah.

Yup...he must. Or he could simply be a brilliant, determined and eloquent fella, noh? 'House negga' must be the most offensive phrase I have heard for a while.