^^ Horrific. Like I said, where there's a will....

^ OK. UD, A sheet of paper and a magnet is all you need to know between filler and the the real thing LoL..Am afraid to ask what that means. Anyway, as they say, 'where there's a will, there's usually a way'.

^ Is there any need to slander the lady because of her job? :rolleyes: So, who did everyone vote for? I didnt vote, but if I did I would have voted labour. 1) Because I live in a labour constituency. 2) Because I have met and shadowed my MP for a month. 3) Because I liked him. He's decent, funny and has integrity. Better the devil u know is my motto.

^ Yes, but only actual mechanics will be able to tell its a fixed job, right? Good enough, wouldnt u say?

^^ 'Damaged goods'? Like faulty equipment, u mean? Thats funny. PS: I heard something about a six-month rule in regard to the 'damaged goods' problem. PPS: Silly thread. :rolleyes:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have heard it all before.

WoW...gorgeous pictures. The City looks amazing. You don't often see such pics of xamar, the only ones I have seen seem to show empty and crumbling buildings. Massive progress, Mansha'Allah. Luved the mansion and shop pics. You can even get Head and Shoulders shampoos, imagine that? Many thanks to Rahima.

I crave crave crave Pepsi! So much so, that I have three 6-can packs under my desk at work. And two 2-litre bottles in the fridge at home at any one time. I freak out if I run out (or if my sisters touch it).

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^ LoL, true that. Perhaps 130 is just an unlucky number.

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^^ Clever.

Originally posted by NGONGE: I bet you’re wondering why I posted such pointless news. This woman is British and not Somali. It looks like she’s going to get released. Could it be that senile old NGOGNE is trying to show you all that famous Arab double standards again? Those amongst you that enjoy our national sport of belittling Arabs are of course free to rant and rave about the hypocrisy of it all. I suspected it might be something like that, but I didnt want to give you the benefit of doubt. Guess I won't be setting foot in Dubai, ever. :rolleyes:

^^ Relevance?

^LoL..Bax waryaa. Landhan is sparkling with sunshine this fine day. *Looks out of the window* Em..ok...it was sparkling 5 mins ago. I don't know what happened. About the topic: There is no such thing as a bad demonstration. Every demo is useful in its own way (pre- or post-momentum)

Originally posted by Femme Fatale: ^The old crew needs to get a life and move on. Its truly sad & somewhat pathetic the way they sit around on their fat @rses all day and talk about the golden days. ITS OVER. Get used to it...and move aside for the new members... :cool: Haye, spit it out...who is it? I can tell from ur tone u've got ur eye on a poor Alien (May Allah help them).

Hi Lidia, Welcome. What do you study btw? Mr Bond, **imagining a somali version of Pierce Brosnan** Hello! Grrrr...!

NG- Striking while the iron is hot, eh? Gotcha. It's been a while since we had any new ppl. But I agree that the new aliens should organise themselves better and make their introductions in one thread rather than saturate us with a mass of 'Hello, I'm new' threads. *Scolding mode off* Bienvenue! :cool:

^ Is that so? I'll have to keep an eye on you I think. Welcome all. :cool:

I wonder, aren't you Element6 also? I remember you saying something about having a nick banned. Anyhow, welcome back! :cool:

^ Yes, you can get it from touching infected blood, but only if you have open cuts/wounds on ur hands and the blood gets into ur body/system. There are so many myths and falsehoods about HIV/AIDS and how one may get infected.

^ Sounds yummy. I have always wanted to try wasp larvae. A simple enquiry about a restaurant and they chastise you for not cooking. Bunch of backward plonkers. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Northerner: I tried a chinese once, took one fork full of egg fried rice and tuna chunks, i was nearly sick and never took another bite. It cost me £15.99 for one spoonful of dire tasting food :mad: Bal sug...u ordered egg-fried rice and tuna chunks ( :eek: )? WHY? LoL...I just noticed what you wrote. What a combination, no wonder you were sick!

Tut tut tut @ UD I know what your problem is, you're like my dad. Good food consists entirely of bariis and hilib. Everything else is suspicious and unedible. I agree with Amethyst...u do need to expand your horizon. FF, McD's was good enough when I was still receiving an allowance from mummy dearest. But it isnt now. Norf, LoL... I find chinese food too bland. I cant eat Indian because its always too spicy, even in its 'mild' forms. Thai is in the middle...its like a mixture of the two. That's what's so great about it.

^^Don't be silly, of course there is. Everything is Halaal in London these days. Anyway, what is it with this 'pets for food' crap that Somalis are fascinated with? If they like their dog-meat in South East Asia, fine. But if I order a Thai Green Curry in South London, I dont expect to find a puppy in there.