UNDERDOG: Women and Cars... If men chose wives with the same attention as cars, more marriages would succeed. I'm NOT a mechanic. So I have no intention of acquiring a faulty vehicle and refurbishing it. I'd rather do my research on mileage, features, capacity and cost and get one that won't require constant tweaks and part replacements. The six-month solution is like taking a banged up car to a collision shop....they might fix it up real nice but its never as good as new. Captain Caveman at his best... You want to give Faarax something to show appreciation... do something useful for him. Go to his place and do his laundry or cook him some hilib. Convince me you're not a lesbian man-hating bra-burning psychotic woman with no feminine grace. You girls need to stop trying to "b!tchify" your men Career is a feminist lie. Does the word "SUPPORT" mean anything to you? only one captain per ship, please and thank you Who ever said women peak in their 40s LIED. The only man who wants to marry a successful 35 yr old woman is an opportunist who couldn't build something for himself. And finally, my two personal favourites... I know fillet mignon every day can be tiring and some times you wanna sneak off for some nyam choms....but brother please, the only way you're catching some loose tail in Dubai is if she's invoicing you at the end of the night. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. Pheww...UD, you rock!

UD, LoL...Adigu isug. I don't think anyone else here has quotes as electrifying as yours. (Well, maybe DA). Anyway, just wait till I get home...I need plenty of time to do you justice. Afro: *I will let you Dominatrix me if you Behave.!*

Absolutely fascinating, Stoic.

Afro...good one. Kaleidoscopic: ...I'd like to see things from your point of view but I cant get my head that far up my a$$ . The biological clock can tic n tic till death but I'd never settle for a lazy loser bum who wants to dictate terms to me. Captivating_Soul: I'm my own person, INDEPENDENT WOMEN! What i cant do for myself, aint no man can do for me. I can work just as hard, educated just as much and hold my ground just as any.

^ LoL...you trouble-maker, you. Nin Yaaban is a class act I have to admit. And UD is always full of gold nuggets. But you haven't done Femme justice..there are far more funnier quotes from our resident flame-thrower.

^ Ahem...

Originally posted by waryaa_liibaanow: So what about guys who make more than $30,000 a year in Canadian or Maraykan dollars,but less than 30,000 pounds?Are they still eligible,Diamante? I rather think Dia is just hedging her bets with that figure. Any guy earning over £15,000 will do methinks...

^ In your opinion.

^ I know how u feel. I was sick with depression for weeks beforehand, but I feel find about it now. Sorta. The presents helped a little. Thanks, But if anyone asks--- I just turned 19..ok ok..20---2...yeah..that sounds about right. 22 Lemme wish you a great birthday in advance, Miss Arawello. Have a good one, I'A. JUXA...sorry...don't mean to hijack ur limelight.

^ Don't bother feeling jealous. My office is in an isolated location - there isnt even one cafe anywhere within walking distance - so I have to settle for a packet of crisps and a Snickers bar for lunch during the other 4 days.

Cawo, Sounds lovely. Will prolly do something similar (minus the gym bit - u must be joking) tomorrow I'A.

Kaleido, Luv ur tenacity.

Happy Birthday Juxa. Guess u is a fellow GEMini (mine was 5 days ago). So....em....er....uhm...how young are you now?

My Friday went like this: 9.30 - 10.30 Worked (I usually dont feel like doing much on friday mornings other than having my peppermint tea and biscuits + surfing the net). 10.30 - 1pm Meeting (Where I struggled to keep my eyes open and my mind focused - murmuring 'hmm' and 'aha' to questions usually doesnt reflect well on ur professionalism). 1-3pm Weekly Friday Lunch (1hr of it was spent stuck in traffic). 3-4pm Another hour of full-on mad dashing around, trying to get my most urgent tasks out of the way. 4pm Left for the day with a last sad look at my in-tray - the stack of files has beein getting increasingly higher- 'cause I had a dentist's appointment at 5.30pm. So, all in all I did two full hours of work. The shortest working day of the year! Which is a bit frustrating because come Monday I won't be able to come up for air. So, how was ur Friday?

Originally posted by Sky: im not dumb! Your post says otherwise.

Rendezvous, Please stop insulting whole groups of people. You can post your opinions without thrashing other cultures.

Is this the SOL version of speed-dating? As in maximum info in minimum time? Ingenious.

Originally posted by Soomajeeste: Ole farah, love is a b@tch, just tell her u will feed her the remainder of her common life. Classy.

Congrats. :cool:

^ LoL... Lovely to know you were doing me a favour, X. Warms the coggles of my heart. TOTD: "To regret the past is to forfeit the future." Chinese Proverb

Originally posted by Xoogsade: Zephyrine, Geesinimada masoo deensatey? Wow, I am really impressed that you managed a coherent sentence while addressing me. Anything to impress you dear. A coherent sentence today, maybe a whole conversation tomorrow.

Originally posted by Xoogsade: Being the woman's first love means that she was chaste and never slept with anyone before, Are you confusing first love with sexual love? Your first love is simply the first person you fell in love with (and not necessarily had sex with). The two can be mutually exclusive. But maybe not to a faarax. :rolleyes:

According to a former member of that group [Now a reformed, obedient and childbearing housewife mind you!] Who's the rat then? :mad: :mad:

Is that necessary, CG? At least say hello. And everybody is broke, financially, anyway. I'm only broke between pay cheques.

Welcome to the club. :cool: