Very soon AF, very soon. As soon as the rescue boat gets here in fact. I have been told it has just left the shore, so in 15 mins or so. Start saying your goodbyes to the doomed ones.

Animal Farm, As requested, you have been added to the list. UD: why stop at a signature? fingerprint, retnal scan and DNA sample.... You know what, dear? I am going to add you to my list too. Not because you are in the boat and in danger of drowning..but because I feel like doing something nice for you. For once. *Sharpens her poisoned pencil*

Ah..young love! How cute @ Sky and Lexy. A note of warning, Sky, Missy has her voicemail full.

Zephryne you seem to enjoy picking on me even though a number of other people said the same thing/laughed at the same thing.Glad to know you like me that much Orgilaqe, I'm not picking on you, your comment just caught my attention. And yes, I do like you (or rather your posts). Do you have a problem with that?

^^ Eurg!! UD, No bother. I have already filled out the form for you. You just need to sign it.

I get this feeling you love being in a position of power. You probably have dreams of people at your feet begging for their lives. UD, LoL! You mistake my impeccable organisational skills for love of power. *Flutters her eyelashes**

This is a friendly banter"owight" I that what you call it? I think it's in bad taste..but 'owight'.

Hey as the name suggests i will do what Somali's do at times of crisis, bring out the determined survival instincts to bear.I'll soon be able to ambush a boat off a bunch begging sissy's and row away to safety. Have you not considered the possiblity that those bunch of sissies u mentioned might do what 'Somalis do at times of crisis' themselves by turning into a raging mob and tearing you into pieces before feeding you to the sharks?

Ngonge and Co are on a rampage at the moment and so it is better to identify myself as a MAN and if i could borrow your words jacaylbaro "Dont try inaad i kufsato" What does that mean exactly? What has Ngonge to do with either identifying yourself as male or female? Or 'kufsasho' for that matter? :confused: Acuudu bilaah.

Dear Sky, I don't believe in personal gain, especially from a tragic situation like this one. Therefore, I would like to decline your offer but I will put your name on the list. Should there be space left after those in the priority category have been taken care of, you'll get it. Orgilaqe, LoL...suit yourself. Just don't try to swim after the boat once we swish off to safety. Don't nobody try any dirty tricks to get on this boat. I have a fully-loaded Semi-automatic. Thank you.

^^ Not to worry. I will save you. For my boat, people will need to register their interest early on. Those with the most dependants/heartbreaking stories (see Liibaanow above) will get priority. The first place has already been taken (again see above). 6 places still available. Register quickly, or it'll be a certain watery death for you. Boarding soon. *Beep* *Beep*

Just the 4 girls in my family. No smelly boys. :cool: Keyf, 15? LoL..you want to be a baby-factory, huh?

^^ Could be nice, I suppose. Certainly looks nice. Zephrine : dream big sugar, dream big. Ah..but dreaming BIG is the problem! To live in the country you have to think small. Worse when I get one of those fantasies...I can almost see myself baking pies! Powerful image. Immediately makes me draw my already-prepared noose nearer...just in case.

Hunger for attention, food and sex are the most basic instincts of humans. And madam, I take my instincts very seriously Oh..I have no doubt about THAT, dear. None at all.

To be sure, it does effectively facilitate and excite boundless sexuality. It appeals to the most animalistic behavior of ours and gets us all animated! It unties the chain of human morality and detains our ethics. A plain old condom does all that, huh? Talk about super powers.

Maxay cuqdad faaraxyadu qabaan! So, if a male comments on another man's looks or physique he is either female or gay or both? Extreme. Fidel, you attention-seeker you.

Sky, I understand your point now. Thank you for the clarification. You would have to be made of stone not to be affected by these horror statistics.

Sky, Just wondering why you would hold the international community responsible, when clearly there are other actors closer to home who contribute to, if not directly cause, these problems?

By Sky: If the International Community doesn't do anything, I hold them responsible for the deaths of Somali babies. -------> From the posted article: There is one thing that is common to all of these countries. They all fought or are still fighting long civil wars. It is not a coincidence that their children are dying at alarming rates.

Lexy, Thank you for leaving me to drown. :cool:

Originally posted by underdog : quote: Originally posted by Zephyrine: Oh NO..like we don't have enough problems here already. what the hell is that supposed to mean? start packing and head for the hills....I'm on vacation which means "stress free" LoL..Alrighty. So long as you don't make it permanent.

Orgilaqe, just the ONE thing, dear, not a whole list. Sheh, to shoot wildlife, pirates, yourself if it gets bad? . Yes. In that order.

Did someone mention weapons? Bingo! Am I going to be stranded by myself without any form of protection? No! Say hello to my friend, Mr Uzi --->

It is one of those things, isn't it? Whereby it's fairly easy to do, but not many people ( Somali women?) do it (far too many 'dos' in here). Personally, I find it difficult to ask for the things I need, let alone those that I want. Not a pay-rise (I so deserve one with the crap I put up with), definitely not an extension on a deadline (even when I am ill, I end up slogging over the computer) or even just simple assistance (Help? Piss Off!) So, very unlikely that I would ask a man (THE man?) to marry me. It is much more likely (should the situation ever come to that point), that I will decide (without his knowledge or input), that he doesn't want me, thereby giving myself permission to go AWOL (move to another city/country, speedily change my name, and become addicted to ataractic drugs). Um..what was the question again? Oh yeah..sure. It's Ok for a girl to ask a guy to marry her if she so pleases. :cool:

^^ I know. They are mouthwatering. I could stare at them for hours. But I can never make myself go out and buy a pair. Several hundred pounds on a pair of shoes is sooo indulgent it's almost sinful. I'm afraid I will get hit by a bolt of lightening as soon as I leave the shop, and I will die before I have even had the pleasure of wearing them. Femme Fatale, Mmm...I have that same fantasy at least once a month. And it usually includes a move to New Zealand (just for the scenery). Then I sort of remember that I can't live without 24-hour supermarkets, excellent Thai take-aways and monthly pedicures. Not exactly conducive to country-living.