Originally posted by ORGILAQE: Next thing i know they'll be telling me zephryne is a woman! No, dear. They will be telling you Zephyrine is THE woman.

Somali-British? I prefer Anglo-Somali. I know for sure that we Soomaalis are Arabs LoL...

These are great attributes for the very precise flippin and accurate penetration when im relieving u of your frustrations. Sacré bleu! :eek: :eek: LoL @ 7..usheeg. Fidel, Wifey took your keys, eh? How convenient. Animal Farm, No, no donuts. Sorry. I have a packet of Salt & Vinegar crisps tho. Fancy them? Keyf...coffee aint my thing.

What I want to know is, how much is Legend of Zu going for?

7, Leave Goonle alone, alright? He is charming in a rough, run-you-over kinda way. Animal Farm, Aw..it's ok, dear. Pull up a chair and join the club. Tea? I have Peppermint and Chai only. Which one would you like?

And you can piss off and all Zu. :mad: Fidel: I spent the last 30 minutes trying to figure out how to get out of going to work today. So...did you get out of going? Rokko: waa maxay indho rog-rogu.. you is mocking me :mad: Finally, it clicks. How slow are you Aussies anyway? Strewth! Sky & Goonle, Not half bad suggestions. Love the sleeping one especially. Not sure about the scotch, I hear it can have side-effects. At least it's sunny. I had my lunch at the Park. Feeling slightly more energised. It just might be possible for me to do a bit of work today. Fingers crossed.

^ WoW..that sounds really great! :rolleyes: Stoic, lucky bugger. For some reason, everyone assumes you're nursing a hangover if you call in sick on Mondays, so I try to avoid it. Ps: What's with the baby?

Borg Schmorg..who cares! The woman needs to put on some modest clothes. :rolleyes: Anywho, the reason I posted this is because Mondays are usually disgusting days, and I can't help but sulk at my desk. Oh and 7? You Somali is improving.

7, You bloody blonde mongrel, that was my new top! :mad: The last thing I want from you is pity. But since you just went and messed up my clothes, you can bloody well buy me dinner. Bariis and suqaar will do. Thanks.

Even tea isn't helping today. *Goes back to reading*

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: ,,, SOL is where i stay during my honeymoon ,,, not yet tired ,,, but just relaxing from 9 rounds of filling da cup ,,, Eurgg!!

Thank you, Ukthi. The Muslim Association of Britain (I think) give out tiny booklets which contain all sorts of helpful information - including your rights and what to do if your stopped/searched, arrested, verbally or physically abused..etc - and contact numbers (police complaints, media complaints, solicitors, Victims Support...etc). Very handy.

This auction house is in shambles. The items on sale haven't been valued (I will just bet they are all useless), there are far too many auctioneers and the clientelle...well, the clientelle leave a lot to be desired! Girls, don't throw good money after bad prospects. Ciao

Congratulations, Wiilo. :cool:

Hilarious Femme. I have never laughed so hard.

Suldaanka, Do you not roll your eyes when you are exasperated in real life? It's a fairly natural gesture for both sexes. C'mon now.....roll 'em for me. Like this ---> :rolleyes: It won't lessen ur masculinity.

I Will take one of the aussie sheilas from SOL.. Hmm...why an Aussie? Are we discriminating now, Zu? Tut, tut.

Police and excessive force seem to go hand-in-hand.

Just got back to the office..feeling sleepy... Must do some work..must do some work...must do some work... Originally posted by Johnny B: It is doing this that keeps her come late Kix kix kix... Johhny, you only went and smacked it in the face! THAT ^ is exactly what holds her up. Norf: A little organisation the night before goes a long way in the morning, Sure. Unless you have people waiting for you to lay your stuff out for the next day, so they can wear it. :rolleyes: 7...yeah, am feeling alright. It's a nice dull day. Foxy, which field do you work in? Public Sector?

Well, well, well....aren't we disciplined! @ Norf & 7 :rolleyes: Most of my morning is usually spent hunting down the shoes and jewellery I want to wear that day (damned sisters...they won't leave my stuff alone) and searching for keys, swipe card, phone and iPod (my handbag is always swiped the night before and the contents pilfered before being dumped on the floor - DAMNED SISTERS!). Only then do I start my actual preparations . My parents did me wrong. I should have been an only child! :mad: [E]: And now that my tea break is over...I am off to my team lunch (South Asian restaurant today, which means chicken korma!). :cool: Ah..Life is sweet. Alhamdulilaah.

^^ Ok..I will give the Almond Milk a shot. :cool: …the rest of Europe is better equipped for these things…we had to go to specialist shops, lakiin nowadays I have seen few gluten free food in few of the supermarkets. Yes, some of the supermarkets have started stocking more lactose/gluton-free products, but it's still not enough and the choice is very limited My aunt shops in specialist stores too, which also have limited choice and tend to be quite expensive to boot. The UK is so behind.

Hmm...Blonde xaad...how exotic. :cool: I'm tired of seeing ugly flappy bellies on display in public. Navel piercings should be banned! I never used to see that many before they became all the rage. Please don't bother getting a belly piercing unless you have a beautifully-toned tummy.

^ No change there then. I, of course…take no more than 30minz. That's a lie and you know it. Just shaving your moustache takes that long.

^^ And its only 10.30! How productive. I myself got in 20 mins ago (damn trains!) . And I have been busy drinking tea since... :cool: Wait a minute... I managed to roll out of bed later than usual at 7.15am. I departed my residence at 7.50am It only takes you 35 mins to prepare? :eek: I got up at 7am but didn't manage to leave the house till 8.30!

^ Fine, have it your way. Just don't say I didn't try. :rolleyes: NEWSFLASH: I have just been informed that a mad creature in a tattered macwiis has ambushed the rescue boat! He was last seen rowing it (along with all our emergency supplies) away in the opposite direction. :eek: DAMN YOU ORGI! *Makes a fist* :mad: :mad: *Prepares to die*