Hi Intuition. Of course you have been missed. :cool: I wouldn't shack up with a man who has not signed such a contract, preferably in blood. Of course, I could go without it, but only with the explicit undertanding that I will cut his throat and slash his wrists if he were to look at another woman (let alone set up house with her) while he is married to ME. Having said that, I have already made an agreement with my swain. Should he remain loyal and committed to me throughout our life together, I will let him marry two 17 year-old girls when he is 70. This will suit us both, because it will enable me to play the magnanimous wife and he could satisfy his paedophilic instincts before hopefully dying of a speedy heart-attack/stroke soon after.

Originally posted by rokko: BTW u just Jealous :mad: Totally, mate. I would kill to be on TV.

^ Don't be slanderous. Unless you witnessed them having sex, you can't accuse them of homosexuality. Anyway, they were trying to make a girl jealous. Didn't you read the article?

She must be young She must be pretty She must be a good labourer ^^ The universal and timeless requirements of men when it comes to women.

With such a recommendation, I have no choice but to strike off Warrior of Light's name from the list of interviewees.

Hello Seeker, I know exactly what you mean. Young people often have grand dreams of changing the world for the better, doing their bit for humanity...etcetera. Our teens and early 20s are the most idealistic of ages, when our hearts and thoughts are free of cynicism and drip with clarity. When everything is either black or white. Right or wrong. When no grey areas exist. But then the tedium of reality sets in. Disillusionment and despair quickly follow at the realisation that the world cannot be saved. It refuses to be saved! They find that they don’t have the time or energy to do their bit for humanity after all. Not when the ground has already been dug out for them in preperation for their inevitable fall. Not when they need to earn a living to pay back debts. Not when endless bills await! How easy it is to let go of your aspirations and hope when you’re stuck in an awfully deep rut. There is little chance of a life more than ordinary. No other choice but to resign yourself to the doldrums of domesticity and the routine of the godforsaken rat race. But then there are the determined few who realise their dreams and ambitions through unflinching, dogged pursuit. You really can't help but admire them for they are the ones who make the world go round. I wish I was one of them.

Managing to drag myself out of bed each morning is a high achievement for me. Originally posted by rokko: making my television debut...yesterday. On Crimewatch, was it?

Welcome back, HA. So, where is Wind-Talker's Statement?

Originally posted by Northerner: For all you frustrated people, 2mrw i shall be going back to work after a 10 day break for Eid which was spent eating, on the beach, eating again, playing footy on the beach, eating more and shopping Rub it in, why don't you.

^ What? Pick a fight with a complete stranger? Do you think am looking to get stabbed? :eek: Brownie, The lid is back in place on top of the furnace. So am OK for now, thanks. :cool: Cawo & Foxy, The punching bag! Of course. I feel totally blonde now. I have been making enquiries about boxing and I think you two are onto something. I found a couple of amateur boxing clubs in my area, one of which runs some Ladies-Only sessions. So, next step is to build up my confidence to a level where I can walk through the door of a gym and not run out screaming. Watch this space. UD, Too little, too late. :mad: Hodman: Guess once in a while alot of us feel the kind of anger you just described but oh well! we just opt to smile and bear it...barely. That's what I always do, dear. I'm fed a crapload of grief and hussle and I smile politely and internalise my feelings. So as a consequence, I become gripped by an intense urge to wreak havoc, burn down everything in sight and draw gallons of blood once in a while. Then another day dawns and I invariably bully my emotions back inside and bury them. A vicious cycle.

I only said I was into necrophilia Only, eh? LoL! I am feeling: Cold Real winter is upon us.

^ LoL...Feminist ku cuntay. What if I was to tell you the snake is a man? Eh? Smart-ar$e.

Regretful. I shouldn't have ordered the Fish Masala at lunch.

Nafta, one of those days, huh? Something usually triggers it, but it's really hard to figure out what exactly is affecting you. I usually opt for sleep (cant manage to figure anything out on those days). If ur not at home, think about all the mundane things you need to do when u get home. Eat..Shower..Watch Eastenders...Watch whatever other sh!t is coming on after that...Go to sleep... It helps me. I usually feel like I am already home by then. Hope you feel better. Stoic, Liiban & Muhammed: I get pulled under the current every so often and I tend to feel like I am going to drown if I don't scream and scream and scream. You could say this thread was a light scream. Bishaaro, I feel the wuv, I feel the wuv... (actually, I don't, but its a nice thought anyway). Cawo, boxing? That's interesting. Have YOU taken up boxing? Beating something/someone to within an inch of their live is very appealing. The only thing that puts me off is having my face messed up (yes, I am vain). I couldn't walk about with a purple and bruised face! Xiin and Sooma: Go on, get me a 'qardhaas' (sp?) as well. Every little helps, noh? Foxy: Those trains. They will be the end of me. I lose 4 hours of work on average each week because of the delays and cancellations. And now I am told that there will strikes during christmas! Grr... SKY That's plain nasty. The unprovoked gassing of innocent folks is not allowed Mister. Take it elsewhere. Yoonis, Waxaagu waa kibir. Try using the Tube for five years, then you can complain. Good weekend all around.

Bugger off, NG. Seriously, have any of you felt such overwhelming hatred, that you burn with the desire to cause GBH? No? Erm..me neither. Zafir, Thank you for understanding. Lemon and alcohol. And acid on the wounds. I like that. God help me.

I hate you! Yes...YOU! You mean, destructive, inconsiderate snake! You disgust me. You make my life a living hell and I wish you would die a horrible, horrible death, chewed up by parasites from the inside out. Oh, how I hate you! Why won't you crawl into a hole and die? Why must I be forced to share the same air as you? Why must you prolong my suffering? Why are you still alive?! Damn you. Damn you! *Breathes deeply* Ah...I feel better now.

LoL @ Johnny. You sure you want to open that particular can of worms? Bahrain aint a bad place to live.

Sky, you are right. I have no idea what goes on in here. I read the occasional thread, but that's about it. Seems like there are deep (and acrimonious) feelings pounding about. Perhaps it would be helpful for people to step back and have a breather. Afterall, this is a mere forum. Not exactly life and death, is it?

Well, this is a rather sad state of affairs! I mean, I realise that those who partake in discussions in the politics section usually have some type of deficiency (ho ho ho..let me have it), but still, I have always thought HornAfrique to be an alright sort of fella; sharp and sarcastic in parts but always calm and polite in his dealings. I am sorry to see him go under such a dark cloud. Especially considering the fact that he has been a long-term member of this site. Wind-Talker seemed rather ornery in contrast, but still good fun. I would never have associated them as the same person and I still have my doubts. I'm sure there's probably another explanation as to why their posts shared the same IP address. Sky: Yoonis, you're talking to the fool's sister. War wuxuu reerkiisoo dhan buu keensaday. Be careful sxb, before his mother comes online and spank you. Overlooking your rudeness, exactly what is wrong with having family members on the forum? Don't you realise that half of SOL are -knowingly or unknowingly- related? That people invite their siblings, cousins and friends to the site all the time? Yes, really. Like I said, a really sad state of affairs.

Yoonis, we all managed to figure out what it means. Do move on, please. :rolleyes: NG, Your Somali needs work. Sort it out, sunshine.

Qurux, Don't listen to me, I was just being shallow. I may not have a rural bone in my body, but even I would hike through a desert if it meant I got to see my grandparents/family.

Qol Ku Raag? Never heard of it, but I am not surprised. Dumarka waa lagu dul sameeyaa. Whatever the issue, as long as it relates to females, a derogatory phrase will come to exist for it. This Lubna sounds like a bit of a floozy -- falling for every little silver-tongued romeo who crosses her path.

^^ Hello you. I'm well, thank you. Is there really any need for all the you-are-getting-olds? You are making me lose the will to live!

Welcome, Zafir. Originally posted by rudy: i wanna call a somali house of these days and pretend the i am elvis! hey what shaking babe!! hamamamamaa..! Sounds more like Johnny Bravo than Elvis.

I'm sure all those chubby holiday makers were grateful for the excitement. Being encased in a floating hotel, however luxurious, must get terribly boring. And how many chances does one get to tell stories of being attacked by pirates? In 2005? Now, if only they were armed with something more swashbuckling than garden variety bazookas! Oh well.