Originally posted by -Serenity-: I should be happy really, I got offered a job that pays slightly more than what Val makes . I'm not sure I'll take it thought.. they want to start too soon. Slightly more? I'm disappointed. You can command double my salary. When do they want you to start? Any chance they can delay it? NG, oh yeah, the unwanted attention is worst.

I like Newham. Scarface, depends on size and space. Give me some details.

^ Feeling mellow? Yes, it's almost a full month, but we are not allowed to take more than two weeks off at any one time. I don't know how the peeps who go off to Somalia/Land for five weeks every summer do it. They must be better negotiators than me. Driving to work is not my cup of tea, i would rather be on a cold and damp platform jogging on the spot waiting for a delayed train! Norf, I don't believe that! Have you forgotten the impotent rage? The frustration that stays with you the whole day? The headache of having to put up with smelly people? The unwanted exercise (sprinting for trains)? I repeat, I don't believe it for one second.

Do you now? Well, public transport is as beautifully unreliable as ever. And fares are set to rise even higher, which is fantastic. My next job is going to be walking distance from my house. :mad:

^^ Ahem...didn't mean to come over so keen. The Condo, if you please. I'm not good w/ heights. :cool:

^^ What are you talking about? I only get 28 days leave per annum. I took one week off in June, am taking two weeks off from next week, and I have the last week booked for Christmas. I could really do with another week, actually.

Edgware Rd Sounds strangely tempting. I was recently severely criticised for my inability to delegate work to those beneath me, so I went off on one and delegated everything! Now I find myself bored and looking over other people's shoulders. It feels very strange, but at least I don't have to do much this week and then I'm off till early October, I'A. Woohoo!

Sounds like good news.

^ Says the fly to the spider. I think you may be calling for trouble w/that invitation. I on the other hand, would be mightily grateful if you were to transfer the lease of one of those flats over to me.

^ Yeah and look who was right behind me. Honestly, I'm in a very trolling mood. I have nothing I want to do and I'm ready to go home.

OMG Norf! This is too creepy. I was just searching for this topic in the archives. :eek:

^^ Ku soo celi? :mad:

Originally posted by Khalaf: what world do u live in? Is this type of shit normal BlueEpocha among somalis? What shit is that? The existence of useless, irresponsible fathers and the women who insist on running after them? Not only is it normal but there is a whole generation of them.

^^ LoL.. If that's what he means, it begs the questions: do marriage and kids lessen the chances of having a heart attack? And do they make one eternally young? I would say no to both. I would say the opposite in fact. Stroke and cimri dagdag galore.

^ Are you sure about that translation?

Of course it isn't 'okay'.

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: I think what he is trying to say is "you gonna die of heart attack" but dont take my word for it. That much is pretty obvious, but I want to know wuxuu ka wado.

^ I used to work there plus I just love the area. It's close to everything, has great transport links and fabulous restaurants and cafes. Most importantly, property prices are consistently high, meaning I won't have to worry about property devaluation.

No, its not marble, just granite and glossy finish.

LoL Fab, is that right? I believe you! There is probably a high chance that Faarax #2 is a flash-in-the-pan, but a xaliimo has to find that out on her own. Personally, loyal as I am, I would be content with old Faarax #1. But considering my luck, he will dump me the next day for his own flash-in-the-pan xaliimo. :mad:

Fab, NOOOOO! Not you too!!! :eek: If she must choose, she should choose the one who looks like he would be more than competent in bed (since she can't ask for her cherry back if he's a disappointment). Or she can choose the one she loves the most. Yes, you heard, the one she loves the most. It's more than likely she feels more for one (the ideal faarax?) than the other.

Originally posted by rudy: for valenteene! dont worry adhigo! just carry your jump cables like mr Chaney! in that case we change jump start u at every corner when u get that cardic arrest! I'm not getting it. What are you trying to say?

The results of boredom? I agree w/Xiin that size doesn't always matter. Originally posted by Pierre-Faarax: Castro & Xiin,your minds are like steel traps mannnn,Rusty & illegal in like 39states

An idea of my Dream house... Location: Living Space: Bedroom: Kitchen: Bathroom:

Originally posted by Khayr: I think its because they don't want people pestering them about REALITY. They don't want people asking them WHEN they will get married? They don't want people reminding them that they are becoming 'LOSERS' by waiting for the 'RIGHT MOMENT'. Also, some of these girls who have reached that age, have dun done it ALL (Balaq Balaq ) and so still have this fantasy that they 'Precious Xalimoos'. This is what's wrong with the Somali community. Ignorance overpowers common sense and education everytime. Carry on Khayr.