^ Poor you. Lame joke.

The Bad: Everyone pisses themselves laughing when they hear you spent 3+ years studying something that will only allow you to become a travel agent for Thompson Holidays. Che, that was an excellent one!

The Bad: It's on the same day as your only sister's wedding and you're the Maid of Honour.

The Good: You find a perfect pair of designer heels on sale.

I've been meaning to see it. Maybe this wkend I'A.

^ Clean it up? The Ugly: You write an email b*tching about your new boss to your mate and send it accidently to said boss. Bye bye.

^^Academically and professionally successful men. But what about all the successful businessmen? Don't leave them out.

Time wasters, the lot of you.

^ How is that helpful? Hi Beerlula. I know there are a quite a few moms (and dads) on the forum, so I hope they are able to help you. If not, there are lots of experienced sisters and babysitters around as well.

Originally posted by David_Letterman: he then struck arrawello with his spear and killed her. When she was alive, she used to speak and shout like men, but when her grand-son struck her she cried out "Ba'aayee" I suppose that's the moral of the story.

True, most couples tend to meet at weddings. I think it's alright.

Welcome.

LoL. Poor guy. Khalaf is under 20, huh? That explains ALOT.

By forcing yourself on her when she doesn't want to have sex with you? What sort of question is that?

^ Saqajaan af dheer.

^ Why are you feeling sick? Were you thinking of drinking it yourself? Dude, it's milk for babies only.

Oh my...I failed! I didn't realise I was so bad at American geography. I could only place 10 states (California, New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Lousiana, Florida, Virginia, West Virg (didn't know this was a state in its own right) and Maryland) in the given time.

Well, I recently read that watching a scary film with your partner strengthens your sex life, apparently. Something to do with trauma and its effects on the libido, apparently. Also, I was reading in the paper that the Ambulance Service is discouraging squeamish people from seeing that film (SAW3) after a bunch of people fainted at cinemas across the country over the weekend. Good publicity or what? Bunch of nincompoops. Me, I would rather wrestle with a big, fat, muddy hippo than see a 'horror' flick. *Shiver*

LG - Mobile company, isn't it? Love their new KG810 model -> Tami, all is well. Good to see you both of you back.

^ LoL. Yeah, why not let him find another victim to beat, eh? You are a cruel one. As always, husband-sharing is as attractive as STI-sharing from where I stand.

^^Castro? Never! He's too much of a good husband and dad to mess around with nasty minyaros. Hello @ Reality Check & Tami. :cool:

^ Of course with the way things are these days, it could happen very easily. Norf, have you started your marathon training yet?

LoL..NG, are you making this up? It seems like something you would write.

Originally posted by Paragon: Val, you must be a man to come to such conclusion. Judging with logic that which hasn't been felt (cannot be felt) or experianced by you, seems to go against the appropriate use of logic, don't you think? Isn't it abit too much to dictate to men (as opposed to their natural disposition), how they should at first feel when they see half-clothed women, and secondly, how they should control their reactions? LoL, did you take exception to the use of 'illogical'? Fear not, because I don't presume to know what men feel or think. I do know, however, that they are fully capable of controlling their baser desires. If, as the mufti and some of you claim, they lacked control to the level whereby they weren't responsible for their actions, then they wouldn't be able to fulfil their Islamic role. In fact, such claims are in direct contradiction to men's roles in Islam. Someone with no control over his faculties can not be the head of a household, let alone head of state. Neither could he be given the responsibility of protecting women and children. In fact, the only rightful place for him would be in a cage in a zoo, where righteous and responsible people could throw him dry pieces of bread. To try to convince us otherwise is to try and incorporate women-hating cultural believes, which we all know exist in abundance in Muslim societies, into Islam. Whether women should cover up or not isn't the issue here. What is under discussion is the condonement of rape and blaming the sinful actions of men on women as the mufti attempted to do. My question is simple, if the urge to rape a non-hijabi is so natural, why are you not all out there raping every woman who crosses your path? Yes, I thought as much. Ridiculous and illogical!

Xalane, I can't believe you're presenting your immature sexual fantasies as arguments! Isn't it interesting that, according to you clever faaraxz, a woman either wears the jilbaab or a bikini? How does that work? Are you guys immediately transported to a Brazilian beach when you think of a non-Hijabi? Please. Most of you live in the West. You probably interact with women who don't wear a hijab through work or school, or you sit next to them on trains or you buy stuff from them in the shops. If you get aroused at every turn or if you can't control urselves, then why don't we see more of you chasing 'uncovered' women around town with your weenies? Eh? Ridiculous and illogical, is all I can say.