^ LoL...u really need to brush up on ur somali. U mean 'gurguuraneysaa', right? Hilarious. PS: I specialise in a lot of things.

^Dude, that's a general reer waqooyi thing, the red teeth. It's the minerals in the water.

^ Does that bode well for your training?

^ Oh yes, Aussies are definitely thick. Thick and loud!

LMAO

I've looked through the coventry papers and I haven't been able to find anything on this story, maybe because they all seem to be weeklies. Ilaahay ha u naxariisto. Originally posted by RendezVous: Was the 19 year lady a somali prostitute..??????Acudhu billah.. Why would she be a prostitute? Because she was going to work in the morning? You're a sick one.

OK, I really, REALLY, want to know what Rahima knows about Massa.

Originally posted by NGONGE: If Baashe were here he would remind you that no manly-man would be seen dead pushing a pram, manly men carry their kids on their arms, you see(and I’ll agree with him). Yes, I have seen men like Jude Law and Brad Pitt carrying their little ones on their arms and shoulders. Such manly men. Too bad Somali blokes are not that manly, eh?

I've heard stories of young men racing horses in the nude, around the turn of the last century.

A long life has its perks. My great-grandmother is still alive. She's 95 and lives 15mins from me. She's tiny but boy does she have a mouth on her! I'm very very grateful to have her around, alhamdulilaah.

Massive congrats to Bishaaro! :cool:

Originally posted by Che-Guevara: LoooL..Then how come we never hear stories of bestiality. Urm..not wanting to get into all that, but do you believe it doesn't happen? PS: Hooves!

^ What are you talking about?

^ Maybe because the men bang anything that moves, human or otherwise?

^^ It means most don't do it, that's all. I can't say I have ever seen a Somali bloke pushing a pram (and I live and work in massively Somali-populated areas). Tell us if u have.

Mmm..look at it as a case study. OK. Case Study: She wore a headscarf. She no longer wears a headscarf. What are the ramifications? *Wracks her brain* Man, I have nothing! I'm sorry. It truly feels horrid to disappoint this much. I'm so angry at myself!

Soph - Who said I was bored? I'm so not bored. I have a tonne of work to do, and I'm doing it. You hear? Cynical Lady - Ah, you haven't run away after all! Well, thank you for the nice and succinct summary. A warm welcome to SOL. Originally posted by Devilangle: random queston: Does anyone have a strong suspicion, that zafir is this ngonege guy. I guess you didn't know that Zafir is NG's younger and better-looking sibling? PS: Buy a non-clashing purse and leave the hand-holder at home. Just because you have to attend doesn't mean u need to torture other innocents too.

^ LoL @ pants. Urm, do hijabis only wear skirts?

^ Why do you need ur hand-holder there? Do your hands require holding while you talk to drunk colleagues? *Waves @ Zii* Layzie, thanks a bunch for reminding me. I ran out of E.Grey. Gotta make do with peppermint tea. Yakh.

Originally posted by cynical lady: oky how long have u got? Well, I have just over 2hrs for you. That should do nicely for a summary.

She used to wear the Hijab, but she no longer does? Ok. Whether someone wears it or not is their own choice. Someone can feel pressured to do something, but it still is a choice whether they do it or not, maaha? Is there really anything to discuss? Maybe she just wanted to let her hair down (pun intended).

And hello to you too. I see you're a newbie...perhaps you should tell us a little about yourself? Just who is Cynical Lady? What has made her into a cynic? Is she likely to lose her cynicism anytime soon?

^ LoL..I see. Well if any of that happened here, it would be corruption. Secret santa is a game where you pick a name (of a colleague) out of a hat (by random) and get them a present. It saves staff from having to get EVERYONE in the team/dept a pressie. Quite handy really.

^ What? You got bottles of champ and scotch? Posh place, was it? I got a pair of earrings from a secret santa last year and that was it.

^ LoL @ entrepreuners don't go out for work. Are they not the busiest people out and about, drumming up business for themselves? You can have a base at home, but it doesn't mean you put up your feet and cook lunch when you should be working. No one makes money that way.