Originally posted by rudy: look whos back... fake val!! lol... where were u sista..typical fake somali, they only show up when the baaris is cooked...! Guess so. I shouldn't have bothered showing up anyway, your bariis was horribly tasteless. :rolleyes:

Dad wareersan dheh. The question was about the best age to have children, not from when is it possible.

Oh Look...Rudy is being all patriotic. Hold my bag, whilst I wipe away the tears. Happy New Year to all. Amiin to Aaliyah.

This again? Boring! If a man fancies marrying another woman, or already has, there are only two options open to the woman. To live with it or remove herself from that marriage. Every woman has that choice, regardless of her circumstances. Move on.

Up you go.

Originally posted by Laba_Xiniinyood: Barre-Hiiraale - A while ago, he strongly spoke against the Amxaar troops setting foot in Somali soil, but yesterday, just like a woman , he changed his vows and now vehemently supports their advancement into the capital city. Could the prime reason be the humiliation he suffered at the hands of ICU? he is on his way to Kismayo now. Women baa iska ba'ay.

Originally posted by ThePoint: As to those others - :mad: Does it feel satisfying to sit in judgement of millions of sick people? It must.

^ call in sick? Because I was off yesterday and I'm on leave next week. Must work like a mad dog the next few days, I'A.

Feeling sick, tired, cold and really sleepy. Can hardly keep my eyes open, in fact. Grr...

Thank you, North. Eid Mubarak everyone. Have a good one Insha'Allah.

Great event! Loved it.

What bullshidh.

^ The hard sell? My tickets arrived this morning, so I guess I won't be a fool.

Answers: 2. Yes. Skinny dipping is a form of exercise. 3. Yes. They see the scenes they are in and not the whole feature. Unless they are in the more fruity scenes, which if they are will get the Police and Child Protection services involved and no one will be allowed to see the film anyway.

Alrighty then!

Yeah, young people always annoy me on trains. It’s like they don’t know how to talk to each other in a normal tone; it’s got to be a high-pitched screech. Regarding loud music... The other day, a group of East European men got on my evening train with a 21st Century boom box: an Ipod plugged into a portable sound system...and they were playing hard house and techno music really loudly. Then they broke into dance halfway into the journey... We went from commuting to clubbing just like that. It was surreal.

LoL...that ought to ensure the mosques are full at each prayer time. Somalis, ey?

^ No but yeah but no but yeah..my clan would be bigger than yours except it's rather difficult to get them away from the marfish. Originally posted by Che-Guevara: ^^^Entire clan maa soo ka xaynee Haahey. Plus some friends and spare tickets for tagalongs. :cool:

^ I had a similar mishap. Almost became sandwich filling between two SUVs while trying to cross a gridlocked road. Paragon, ta very much. Che, starting a sentence with "I've never been to London, but...." is never advised. And calling me ayeeyo, well that's just asking for a split lip! Now apologise to me. :mad:

Paragon LoL, I know. I got a little anxious as well. Now I've got to pack up and get ready to brave the wet wind. God bless.

Heh, it better unfold spectacularly because I just bought seven tickets. Insha'Allah Khayr. It's too bad I'm going to be going straight from work, otherwise, I would have donned an extra-large dirac and ayeeyo's dahab. Ah well.

Originally posted by The children of crappy poetry: 'Twas was in the year of 19** and on a very beautiful day That my birth Mother, with spirits light and gay left the hospital and sailed gaily away Also my Father, and bankers, and clergymen also All chatting merrily together in the Saab 'Twas not packed, the Saab, verily it was not And they drove all the way to the house, they drove O' Heaven! It must really have been A most beautiful and moving scene To hear a baby like me cry so damned abhorrently And years passed and the baby grew, O' yes and the baby was baby less and less until it was a child and then a young human For truly the baby was a human And today the baby, no longer a baby, loves poetry, (Russian folk dance) troika and butterflies Just like it says on their profile. I thank you. (Note the little ingenious detail: 'human' is rhymed with 'human') *Claps like a maniac* BRAVO! BRAVO! Just beautiful! *Wipes away tears and throws a rose at the genius poet*

^ Sounds nice. NW London has been hit by a tornado, would you believe it?

Ah, you are in luck then. We love rubbish poetry! (Actually we don't- only saying it to make you feel welcome). Now, pay the new member fee and tell us about yourself!

LoL...clever woman, Rudy. Clever woman! D is out on day release.