^ Perhaps the only embassy exists in Abu Dhabi? Although I can't think of what it could offer.

^^ LoL @ Somali Embassies. Where are they then? NG: That's a mighty bummer. The Ethiopians must have taken classes from the American Institute of Stubidhity.

^ He's got two days to go. Norf, forget about further training at this point. Go for a massage and relax.

WTF? So, Somalis with other nationalities are foreigners now? And the monthly bill to the families back home has become 'funding for T-activities'? What a joke. Are these people for real? Just how many books have been written about remittances to Somalia, and Africa in general, from communities in the Diaspora? It's what funds the economies of many third world countries. Nothing hidden or dodgy about it. The spin and propaganda are just killing me.

Yaa? Waayo Barwaaqo? Who is she?

^ Ditto. NG - I meant what I said. I was fascinated by your tale of feline sexual behaviour. Especially the rather violent foreplay bit. My heart goes out to those poor creatures (the neutered ones, I mean). It can't be fun, being neutered.

LoL...is it me mise inamadan qadhaadhkii baa ka batay? Magaca hooyadeed iyo abeheed siiyeen xitaa waa lagu haystaa. Miskiina. Guys, how she lives her life isn't relevant to you. Move on, eh? Oh and dhareerkana iska bi'iya.

^ Obviously, he must have been disguised as one of the Courts fellas.

Originally posted by ibtisam: quote: I analyse things tooooooooooo much!......until I get confused and can't make sense of it any longer. It is a weakness I'm trying to overcome at the moment..... I wonder if Val Managed it, or if AbdiNur remembers people's names or is MM now knows how to change colours, or if lulla found out how to open up Nosy Madame.

How many saw this coming? I especially like the interchange of words like 'Islamists', 'ICU' and 'Al-Q' in the articles. I've got a feeling it's going to turn even uglier, if that's possible.

Originally posted by Allamagan: She is a good lay tho, I mean in halal way I suppose that's meant to be a compliment? Way to demean.

Ah, it's all coming together then! Do us proud, won't you? Insha'Allah Khayr.

Abaadir, Oh you have a feeling, do you? A feeling! I suppose u have a list of other names in mind? Ones that ensure good behaviour in old age? Those are some of the best names ever. Any girl would be proud to brandish such an awesome name. Yes, siree, Bob.

LoL @ Mantra. <-- Totally fascinated by the tale of the neutered cats.

What do they say about assumptions, NG? Tut tut... But I doubt the cricket restriction will go. And are you sure restrictions lessen with age? I think it's the opposite. The older you get, the more restrictions you tend to have. You just can't be arsed with all the shyte younger people put up with, you know? (And you really ought to know!) Life is too short. Shorter than even Britney Spears skirts. Ha! Hi Zii.

NG, they all tickled my fancy. I'll tell you my restriction, I shall never marry a man who plays cricket. It's just not cricket, see.

Oh yeah, those married to foreigners are deathly unhappy and those married to fellow Somalis are deathly happy. Yeah right! Far too simplistic. I have seen more miserable Somali marriages than mixed ones. I'm sure we all have. Now pull the udder one.

To start with me, I wouldnt talk about marriage with someone I had sex with... Well, it's really up to you whether you sleep with your girlfriend or not ama whether you marry her or not, but your reasoning seems morally hazy.

*Heavy sigh*

^ LoL. Must we hear about the kinky games you play with your hand-holder? Yac.

Isn't it the material thingy feynuuska lagu shido? I wonder how it is relevant here?

Alright, Dee, I will take my oar out of the mix. PS: I believe Mr Blue is busy in the women's section. You might need to move this topic there in order to get his attention. :cool:

And what does 'dubaalada' mean?

^ Good bariis, even better wisdom! Wlc to SOL, Madame.

You are far too nosy, adiga. Maxaa kaa galay bal?